The Colbert Report
Alpha Dog of the Week - Ronald Reagan
Season 2 E 143 • 11/13/2006
Reagan's record for longest living president shouldn't be broken just because someone lived longer.
The Colbert ReportS2 E141Intro - 11/8/06
On this episode, Stephen covers the rainstorm in New York, talks to CNN Political Analyst Jeff Greenfield, and wonders what to do about the flooding in his basement.
The Colbert ReportS2 E141Tek Jansen - Theme Song
The long wait ends -- it's Stephen Colbert's Tek Jansen in The New Tek Jansen Adventure theme song!
The Colbert ReportS2 E141Better Know a District - New York's 19th - John Hall
Newly elected New York Congressman John Hall, who narrowly won his congressional seat thanks to the Colbert Bump, sings the national anthem with Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS2 E141Special Memories
The Democrats may have taken away control of the House, but they can never take away our memories of the Republican revolution.
The Colbert ReportS2 E141The Word - Sigh
Stephen looks to the sweet brown medicine to take away the pain of the midterm elections.
The Colbert ReportS2 E143Intro - 11/13/06
President Bush turns to his father's advisors, acetaminophen is pulled off the shelves and Dan Rather will answer questions on that young punk, Bob Schieffer.
The Colbert ReportS2 E143The Word - Back Off, Old Man
With James Baker and Robert Gates moving into the Bush 43 ranks, it looks as though Bush 41 is trying to wrestle control from his son -- and Stephen doesn't approve.
The Colbert ReportS2 E143Dan Rather
Dan Rather is honored to be on The Report with an icon of Stephen's stature. And so is Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS2 E143McCain's Depression
John McCain talks to Tim Russert about the possibility of a 2008 presidential run, but something's wrong -- he doesn't seem that excited.
The Colbert ReportS2 E143Tip/Wag - Quitters Edition
Stephen's so upset that Donald Rumsfeld chose to quit after the midterm elections instead of before them, he's compelled to wag his whole body at him.
The Colbert ReportS2 E143Alpha Dog of the Week - Ronald Reagan
Ronald Reagan doesn't deserve to have his record as longest living president broken just because someone lived longer.
The Colbert ReportS2 E145Intro - 11/15/06
In this episode, Stephen looks at what Rush Limbaugh said about the midterm elections, profiles Thomas Jefferson and interviews dinosaur hunter Michael Novacek.
The Colbert ReportS2 E145Democrats' Victory Dance - Al Franken
Air America radio host and author Al Franken talks about the Democrats taking Congress in the midterm elections and does a dance for the president.
The Colbert ReportS2 E145Rush Limbaugh's Comments
Stephen and other pundits like Rush Limbaugh are having a tough time dealing with the results of the midterm elections.
The Colbert ReportS2 E145Mike Novacek
American Museum of Natural History paleontologist Mike Novacek attempts to convince Stephen of evolution and the future of the human species.
The Colbert ReportS2 E145Exclusive - Better Know a Founder - Thomas Jefferson
Stephen asks the Jeffersons if they ever sac'd that gawea.
The Colbert ReportS2 E145Better Know a Founder - Thomas Jefferson
Stephen sits down with the three leading Thomas Jefferson impersonators from Williamsburg, Philadelphia and Reno.
The Colbert ReportS2 E146Minority Whip
Apparently, the First Amendment applies to everything except segregation.
The Colbert ReportS2 E146Sign Off - Strawberry
Stephen rates the show based on his complex fruit-based rating system.
The Colbert ReportS2 E146Movies That Are Destroying America - Xmas
"Black Christmas" has got to be the worst remake ever of "White Christmas."