The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Capitol Report - Ladies Edition

Season 10 E 36 • 03/15/2005

Condoleezza Rice will not be running for president.

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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E35
Moment of Zen - Take Me Out to the Ball Game

The Daily Show dedicates a moment to our national pastime and steroid use.
03/14/2005
04:45

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E35
Million Dollar Crybabies

After "Erin Brockovich" Samantha Bee and her girlfriends started dressing like whores and going after major corporations.
03/14/2005
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E35
Headlines - The Unnatural

Taking steroids fifteen years ago was just like drinking a cup of coffee out of a syringe implanted in Mark McGwire's ass meat.
03/14/2005
02:49

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E35
The Mummy Returns

No blaus, no foul play... Jon was hoping it was something along the lines of... murder!
03/14/2005
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E35
Intro - Bullsh*t

Jon Stewart talks about the way his show is censored for different time slots.
03/14/2005
03:12

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E36
Tom Fenton Pt. 2

Tom Fenton wants to let the public know they're being cheated by the media.
03/15/2005
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E36
Intro - The H'caust

The H'caust -- cuz all them J's died at A'witz in a massive g'side.
03/15/2005
00:13

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E36
Moment of Zen - Condoleezza Song

A new website urges Condoleezza Rice to run for president by writing a song about it.
03/15/2005
04:38

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E36
Tom Fenton Pt. 1

Tom Fenton explains how the news business has reached an all time low.
03/15/2005
04:41

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E36
Kill Phil

Bob Wiltfong reports on the small town Dr. Phil wants to fix.
03/15/2005
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E36
Capitol Report - Ladies Edition

Tim Russert shows he can take twenty minutes to get answers others got in ten seconds.
03/15/2005
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E37
Moment of Zen - Decent Man

President George W. Bush provides explanation for nominating Paul Wolfowitz to head the World Bank.
03/16/2005
05:16

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E37
Reverend Al Green

Reverend Al Green compares himself to a "bubble on the water" and Jon Stewart as a "big star."
03/16/2005
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E37
Denial of the Century

While covering the Michael Jackson child molestation trial, Rob Corddry asks: What Would Geraldo Do?
03/16/2005
03:16

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E37
Wolfowitz Nominated

After nominating Alberto Gonzales as Attorney General and proposing the privatization of Social Security, President George W. Bush's balls grew to enormous proportions.
03/16/2005
03:59

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E37
Add Hawk

Paul Wolfowitz is tabbed to replace current World Bank President James Wolfensohn -- evidently, the president makes these choices alphabetically.
03/16/2005
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E38
Intro - 3/17/05

Since it's St. Patrick's Day, the blood alcohol level of Manhattan is really high right now.
03/17/2005
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E38
Bono Week In Review - Bonomics

Bono's efforts on behalf of third world debt relief has led to speculation that he may be considered for president of the World Bank.
03/17/2005
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E38
Back in Black - Betrayal of Trust

Lately, the institutions in which Americans put their trust are getting harder and harder to trust.
03/17/2005
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E38
Craig Ferguson

Craig Ferguson talks about eluding the INS and becoming the host of "The Late Late Show."
03/17/2005
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E38
Moment of Zen - President Bush's Shamrocks

To celebrate St. Patrick's Day, President Bush is given shamrocks.
03/17/2005
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