The Colbert Report
Rick Perry's Pro-Christmas Ad
Season 8 • 12/08/2011
Unlike being gay, loving Christmas is not a choice.
The Colbert ReportS8 David Hallberg
The Bolshoi Ballet's David Hallberg describes Fred Astaire as his main artistic inspiration and explains that dance has always been his calling.
The Colbert ReportS8 Colbert Super PAC - Stephen's South Carolina Referendum
South Carolina's Supreme Court rules that non-binding, advisory questions like that of corporate personhood cannot be placed on a presidential primary ballot.
The Colbert ReportS8 Jon Huntsman Sr.'s Ad Buy
Jon Huntsman's campaign receives financial support from his dad's super PAC, but father and son are not coordinating.
The Colbert ReportS8 Colbert Super PAC - Stephen's South Carolina Referendum - Dick Harpootlian
South Carolina Democratic Party chairman Dick Harpootlian helps Stephen fight to restore his corporate personhood referendum to the Republican primary ballot.
The Colbert ReportS8 Stephen Colbert's South Carolina Serious, Classy Republican Debate - Save the Date
To fill the enormous void left by Donald Trump's debate debacle, Stephen sets the date of his GOP debate in stone.
The Colbert ReportS8 Michigan's Snow Cone Machines
The soft-on-terror-crats mischaracterize Michigan's ice shaving machines as a frivolous waste of tax money, but there's no reason that fighting terror shouldn't be fun.
The Colbert ReportS8 Jack Abramoff
Jack Abramoff describes the controversial activities he engaged in as a Washington lobbyist and discusses the corrupting influence of campaign contributions.
The Colbert ReportS8 Cheating Death - Chicken Pox Lollipops & Fecal Transplants
Virus-laden pops have the taste kids love with the proven effectiveness of something licked by a stranger, and one person's poop can restore another person's good bacteria.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 12/8/11
An alternative to vaccines emerges, Rick Perry unveils another campaign ad, and notorious lobbyist Jack Abramoff's book examines Washington corruption.
The Colbert ReportS8 Rick Perry's Pro-Christmas Ad
Rick Perry thinks there's something wrong with America when gays can openly serve in the military but kids can't openly celebrate Christmas.
The Colbert ReportS8 Tip/Wag - Liberal Dictionary & Newt Gingrich Alert
The American Heritage Dictionary's lexicowards redefine an offensive term, and Newt Gingrich thinks of new ways to make Americans afraid.
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - Merry Christmas
Stephen wishes everyone a Merry Christmas.
The Colbert ReportS8 Norway's Butter Shortage
Due to a high-fat low-carb diet craze, Norway has no butter and no hope of rebuilding its butter reserves.
The Colbert ReportS8 Samuel L. Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson explores Martin Luther King Jr.'s tremendous personal sacrifice and the pressures and dangers he dealt with on a daily basis.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 12/12/11
The dictionary might have a liberal bias, an international food crisis arises, and Samuel L. Jackson plays Martin Luther King Jr. on Broadway.
The Colbert ReportS8 Christmas Cram
Stephen decks The Colbert Report studio with a full Advent's worth of cheer.
The Colbert ReportS8 Mark Whitaker
Managing Editor of CNN Worldwide Mark Whitaker discusses growing up in a biracial family at a time when interracial marriage was illegal in most states.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 12/13/11
The Occupy movement faces another challenge, Stephen gets caught in a plagiarism scandal, and Mark Whitaker discusses his journalistic career.
The Colbert ReportS8 The Word - Let Them Buy Cake
Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker implements a bold new policy requiring protesters to pay for the right to protest.
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