The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Recap - 3/11/99

Season 3 • 03/09/1999

Jon recaps the night's news.

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01:19

Headlines - Yankee Clipped
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Joe DiMaggio is dead a mere two months after NBC tried to kill him off early.
03/08/1999
00:12

Moment of Zen - Two-headed Snake
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Footage of a two-headed snake on the floor.
03/09/1999
02:00

This Week in Hate - Black Supremacists
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Black Israelites hate everyone, especially Jews.
03/09/1999
01:31

This Just In - Gen-X-Communicated
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Churches look to attract Gen-Xers with hip, cool youth services.
03/09/1999
03:32

Ours Is Not To Reason Y2K
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Steve Carell finds out if Pez could replace national currency after Y2K.
03/09/1999
01:16

Other News - What's Newark Pussycat?
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Residents of New Jersey rank sex number ten on a list of the things they enjoy doing most; going to the mall is number one.
03/09/1999
01:51

Headlines - Taurus - A New One
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A 400-year-old horoscope of famed astronomer Johannas Kepler is found, and comedian John Byner's facelift is broadcast over the Internet.
03/09/1999
01:39

Headlines - Mandarin Like Flint
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The U.S. Energy Department fires Chinese-American scientist, Wen Ho Lee, for allegedly selling nuclear warhead technology to China.
03/09/1999
03:55

Jon Voight
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Jon Voight discusses his new movie, "Baby Geniuses."
03/09/1999
01:49

In Jersey's Defense
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Jon Stewart defends the sexual fervor of New Jersey by showing sex in a variety of everyday activities.
03/09/1999
00:36

Recap - 3/11/99
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Jon Stewart recaps the night's news and wonders why New Jersey residents hate sex.
03/09/1999
03:18

Roll With the Punches
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For some reason the American Roller Derby League will not allow Ann Calvello skate, even after her brain surgery.
03/10/1999
01:57

A Quick Word of Advice - Chance King
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Jon warns newborn Chance King that his body will stay the size of a baby's but his head will never stop growing.
03/10/1999
01:21

This Just In - A Dimple Plan
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New diet pill Cellasene promises to turn your cellulite into smooth skin.
03/10/1999
04:57

Sammy Hagar
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Without Sammy Hagar, the policemen in Cabo wouldn't have tourists to rip off.
03/10/1999
01:06

Headlines - King Brat
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Larry King and his wife Shawn Southwick announce the birth of their son, Chance Armstrong King
03/10/1999
00:45

Recap - 3/10/99
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Cellasene promises to get rid of cellulite.
03/10/1999
01:13

Other News - Indian Bummer
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Crayola to rename Indian Red crayon something not offensive.
03/10/1999
01:31

Headlines - Camel Droppings
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RJR Nabisco distances itself from tobacco's negative image to highlight its snack food's more positive fat and lazy appeal.
03/10/1999
00:12

Moment of Zen - Bud Atkinson
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Former roller derby star Bud Atkinson roller skates with his walker.
03/10/1999
02:44

Back in Black - There is No Justice
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Nothing Lewis Black likes ever wins the Academy Awards or even gets nominated.
03/10/1999
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