The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Intro - Husain Haqqani Talks Sports
Season 14 • 05/13/2009
Husain Haqqani will discuss sports, shopping and nuclear weapons.
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Miss California gets to keep her crown, not for her stand against gay marriage, but because she's beautiful.
Arizona State Snubs ObamaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Jason Jones learns Barack Obama will have to work much harder to earn an honorary degree from Arizona State.
Moment of Zen - Miss USA Is RelevantThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Donald Trump speaks out about the relevance of Miss USA and Miss Universe.
Tom HanksThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Tom Hanks discusses traveling during the swine flu epidemic and disappearing antimatter.
Waffle HouseThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Nancy Pelosi denies knowledge of harsh interrogation techniques before slowly parsing her unequivocal denial of never being told.
Intro - Legendary Bad BoyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Name the starlet and legendary Hollywood bad boy, Tom Hanks, has hit that.
Old Man Stewart Shakes His Fist at White House Poetry JamsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Barack Obama hosts a poetry jam at the White House. Soon he'll be running a college radio station out of the basement.
Moment of Zen - The Terrorists' Secret MessageThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Tune in to Fox News to find out the secret message terrorists are using against us.
Roadus TriptumThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Pope Benedict XVI makes his first visit to the Holy Land with the modest agenda of bringing peace to the Middle East.
Husain HaqqaniThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Husain Haqqani says Pakistan needs an investment in the people, not in the military alone, to defeat the Taliban.
Intro - Husain Haqqani Talks SportsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Husain Haqqani and Jon will talk sports, shopping, and how to keep the Taliban from getting nuclear weapons.
Moment of Zen - Hello Kitty Visa CardThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Senator Byron Dorgan questions whether the Hello Kitty Visa card is targeting 10 to 14-year-olds.
Moral KombatThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Barack Obama blocks the release of detainee photos, and refuses to intervene in the dismissal of a gay lieutenant.
Moral Kombat - Dan Choi Is GayThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
John Oliver acknowledges that Iraq War veteran Dan Choi may be a valuable Arabic translator, but he's gay.
Lisa P. JacksonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Lisa P. Jackson wants to lower carbon emissions on a large scale without hurting small business.
Intro - P Is for ProtectionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Lisa P. Jackson, head of the EPA, is here.
Little Crop of HorrorsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Sam Bee warns that Michelle Obama's elitist organic garden could simultaneously cause starvation, obesity and cancer.
Sarah FisherThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Indy 500 driver Sarah Fisher ran over her husband when he was trying to change her tire.
Daily/Colbert - Keyboard CatThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Stephen used to be as cool as a cucumber in sunglasses before Keyboard Cat.
Intro - Hip Indy RacerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Indy car racers like Sarah Fisher drink hip chai lattes and wear hemp -- oh, wait, that's "indie."
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