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ThreatDown - Nipples

Season 4 • 04/02/2008

All these fleshy bullseyes are good for is smuggling tiny weapons.

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03:31

Bowling in PA
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Obama wooed Pennsylvania's blue collar bowling vote by hitting the lanes -- which was followed by a response from Hillary's campaign.
03/31/2008
00:10

Portrait Displayed
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Stephen's portrait earns an extended stay at the Smithsonian's National Treasures of American History Exhibit.
04/01/2008
04:57

Portrait Update
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Stephen gets a surprise call from Brent Glass, director of the Smithsonian's National Treasure Exhibit.
04/01/2008
04:06

The Word - Pick Sicks
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Stephen tries his hand at Oregon's new health care lottery.
04/01/2008
05:01

Bears & Balls - Rat Rakes
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Stephen urges us to heavily invest in Stephen Colbert's Rat Rakes -- rakes for rats.
04/01/2008
00:35

Intro - 4/1/08
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Stephen hopes the future of health care is sexy robot nurses.
04/01/2008
05:06

Van Jones
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Van Jones tells Stephen about green collar jobs that are good for the Earth as well as the economy.
04/01/2008
03:21

Stephen Wins a Peabody
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Stephen wins the Turducken of awards -- the Peabody.
04/02/2008
05:40

R.E.M.
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During the interview, Stephen uses the new R.E.M. album to cover his area.
04/02/2008
00:26

Intro - 4/2/08
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Stephen's advice on traveling this summer: Hint one -- you'll save a lot of money by not tipping.
04/02/2008
06:01

ThreatDown - Nipples
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It's a fine line between a nipple ring and detonation pin on a boob grenade.
04/02/2008
03:24

The Word - Let The Games Begin
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Stephen has a solution to the controversy surrounding the Beijing Olympic Games.
04/03/2008
03:15

Peabody Credit
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Stephen credits Doritos for his success on winning the Peabody award.
04/03/2008
01:48

Tek Jansen - You Are the Best
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Jason Baker performs a live rendering of Tek Jansen's theme song.
04/03/2008
05:13

Tek Jansen - Beginning's First Dawn: Episode Two
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A teenage Tek Jansen grows up fast after joining Alpha Squad.
04/03/2008
05:41

Clay Shirky
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Clay Shirky encourages the Colbert Nation to do something interesting with Doritos bags.
04/03/2008
00:33

Intro - 4/3/08
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Boycott the Olympics in China? But when else will we get a chance to pole vault over the Great Wall?
04/03/2008
05:18

Trevor Paglen
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Trevor Paglen compiled a book of military patches worn by classified or top secret officers.
04/07/2008
02:55

R.I.P. Charlton Heston
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Stephen remembers Charlton Heston -- one of the last great Hollywood stars.
04/07/2008
06:00

Jesse Ventura
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Jesse Ventura has been surfing in Mexico, learning about revolution.
04/07/2008
00:30

Intro - 4/7/08
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Stephen explores the government's black ops program - tomorrow he'll be broadcasting from a Syrian prison.
04/07/2008
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