The Colbert Report
Season 2 • 12/19/2006
Stephen gives us something to hold us over until the shredding contest begins.
Jack WelchThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen asks Jack Welch how he's making it on a fixed income and has him sign a copy of his book, "Winning," for his father-in-law.
Profiles in BallsThe Colbert ReportS2
Dick Cheney had balls, but Nancy Pelosi doesn't -- although, she could.
The Word - The DraftThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen feels the draft should be reinstated so that America can go back to the days of Vietnam when they hated protesters more than the war.
DIY Cold MedicineThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen was sick all weekend and cold medicine wasn't doing the trick, so he reverse-engineered some crank and made some Sudafed which he snorted.
Tip/Wag - Art EditionThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen tips his hat to the exhibition "Bodies" and wags his finger at Picasso, Rodin and Nazi gingerbread men.
Deepak ChopraThe Colbert ReportS2
Deepak Chopra talks to Stephen about life after death, maintaining a youthful biology and his book, which costs 24 dollars.
Stephen Goes to HarvardThe Colbert ReportS2
The election on his mind, Stephen takes a trip to Harvard University, where he sets the students of the John F. Kennedy School of Government straight.
Person of the YearThe Colbert ReportS2
With the power of the Internet in their hands, the Colbert Nation has become Time Magazine's Person of the Year.
The Word - Tit for TatThe Colbert ReportS2
An outraged Stephen speaks out against beauty queen Tara Conner for publicly exhibiting her sexuality, and proposes a change in the pageant scoring system.
Intro - 12/19/06The Colbert ReportS2
Miss USA gets in trouble for drinking, Stephen tries to live in the basement of Harvard and new age guru Deepak Chopra stops by.
Face-Off PreviewThe Colbert ReportS2
With the upcoming challenge against the Decemberists' guitarist, Chris Funk, Stephen does a little tapping on his electric guitar to hold us over.
Intro - 12/20/06The Colbert ReportS2
Morley Safer gets us revved up for tonight's guitar solo challenge, when The Decemberists and Stephen face off to determine who is the Socrates of Shred.
ShredDown - The JudgmentThe Colbert ReportS2
The results are in. The judges and audience cast their votes and Henry Kissinger announces the winner.
ShredDownThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen introduces a tough panel of ShredDown dispute judges: Eliot Spitzer, Anthony DeCurtis and Jim Anderson.
Chris FunkThe Colbert ReportS2
Henry Kissinger provides the "starting gun" of the competition by declaring that "it is time to rock," and then Chris Funk offers his shredding solo.
Rock and Awe: Countdown to GuitarmageddonThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen previews his guitar solo challenge against The Decemberists' Chris Funk.
Peter FramptonThe Colbert ReportS2
Just before his guitar solo Stephen injures himself, prays to Father Christmas and is presented with a guitar hero to fill in for him.
Who's Honoring Me Now? - Gay.comThe Colbert ReportS3
Though Stephen does not approve of the gayness, he's not one to turn down any honor.
Who's Attacking Me Now? - Lake Superior State UniversityThe Colbert ReportS3
Lake Superior State University has added "truthiness" to its list of banned words.
Stephen's Sound Advice - Surviving the Winter BluesThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen suggests one way to get over Seasonal Affective Disorder is to take a trip to the warm weather of Iraq.
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