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Marlon Wayans
Season 5 • 12/07/2000
Marlon Wayans thinks of a dragon as he plays with himself.
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02:35
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Back in Black - Jail Time
The Daily Show won't pay to dry clean Lewis Black's suit, but will pay a cameraman overtime to film his release from prison.
12/06/2000
04:44
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Chris O'Donnell
Not a single person was lost during the eight months of shooting Chris O'Donnell's new movie.
12/06/2000
00:57
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Recap - 12/6/00
Jon recaps today's stories and previews tomorrow's Stephen Colbert piece.
12/06/2000
00:16
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Moment of Zen - Fingernails
The man with the longest fingernails in the world takes them out of their special bag.
12/07/2000
02:42
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Sexy Underwear
Dave Attell runs down the hottest gifts for the holiday season, mainly sexy lingerie for women and fruity underwear for men.
12/07/2000
00:53
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Intro - 12/7/00
Jon teases at a stock market report from Stephen Colbert and appearances from Marlon Wayans and Dave Attell.
12/07/2000
01:31
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
This Just In - Not Wheels
Defective scooters are the subject of a massive recall, prompting a consumer product safety spokesman to tell us what we already know.
12/07/2000
04:38
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Invested Interests
Stephen Colbert takes a bath in a stock tip from his wife and asks students at The Thomason School how best to ethically enhance the value of Starmedia.
12/07/2000
02:34
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Headlines - Elector Complex
The Republican-controlled Florida state government calls a session in order to uphold the Constitution, not to engage in partisan politics.
12/07/2000
01:16
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Headlines - Nail-Safe
The man with the longest fingernails in the world prepares to cut them off and sell them, most likely to the owner of the world's largest unopened envelope.
12/07/2000
04:32
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Marlon Wayans
Marlon Wayans talks about his new film "Dungeons & Dragons" and how pretending a tennis ball is a dragon is like playing with yourself.
12/07/2000
01:46
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
This Just In - Indecision 5761
This guy, Ehud Barak, only had one project on his plate -- no wonder his constituents are angry.
12/11/2000
01:04
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Courting Disaster - Supreme Court Junkies
Among the lucky few allowed to view the Bush v. Gore Supreme Court proceedings were Mike Teavee, Violet Beauregarde, Veruca Salt and Augustus Gloop.
12/11/2000
00:13
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Moment of Zen - Colbert Laugh
Stephen Colbert laughs at his reflection in a funhouse mirror.
12/11/2000
04:35
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Ira Glass
Ira Glass wonders when the porn version of the 2000 election coverage will finally come out.
12/11/2000
04:47
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
The Greatest Election on Earth
The sideshow citizens of Freaktown, USA, are enraged over the comparison of the Florida recount to a three-ring circus.
12/11/2000
00:54
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Intro - Holiday Parties
When the fire department is driving past your house and they say, "Mmm, nutmeg" -- that's a bad sign.
12/11/2000
02:16
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Courting Disaster - Bush v. Gore Pt. 1
The U.S. Supreme Court heard arguments today from lawyers for presidential candidates Governor George W. Bush and Vice President Al Gore.
12/11/2000
02:45
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Courting Disaster - Bush v. Gore Pt. 2
Senior Legal Correspondent Steve Carell reports live from outside the Supreme Court on the ongoing Bush v. Gore hearings.
12/11/2000
01:32
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Jerusalem Voters
The extraordinary events of the past weekend have escalated an already tense Israeli-Palestinian situation to the boiling point.
12/11/2000
01:30
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Smart Cookie
Floridians are too busy with their hot buns contests, sliders, twisted nipples and whipped cream to get their electors in on time.
12/12/2000
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