The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Marlon Wayans

Season 5 • 12/07/2000

Marlon Wayans thinks of a dragon as he plays with himself.

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Back in Black - Jail Time

The Daily Show won't pay to dry clean Lewis Black's suit, but will pay a cameraman overtime to film his release from prison.
12/06/2000
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Chris O'Donnell

Not a single person was lost during the eight months of shooting Chris O'Donnell's new movie.
12/06/2000
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Recap - 12/6/00

Jon recaps today's stories and previews tomorrow's Stephen Colbert piece.
12/06/2000
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Moment of Zen - Fingernails

The man with the longest fingernails in the world takes them out of their special bag.
12/07/2000
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Sexy Underwear

Dave Attell runs down the hottest gifts for the holiday season, mainly sexy lingerie for women and fruity underwear for men.
12/07/2000
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Intro - 12/7/00

Jon teases at a stock market report from Stephen Colbert and appearances from Marlon Wayans and Dave Attell.
12/07/2000
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This Just In - Not Wheels

Defective scooters are the subject of a massive recall, prompting a consumer product safety spokesman to tell us what we already know.
12/07/2000
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Invested Interests

Stephen Colbert takes a bath in a stock tip from his wife and asks students at The Thomason School how best to ethically enhance the value of Starmedia.
12/07/2000
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Headlines - Elector Complex

The Republican-controlled Florida state government calls a session in order to uphold the Constitution, not to engage in partisan politics.
12/07/2000
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Headlines - Nail-Safe

The man with the longest fingernails in the world prepares to cut them off and sell them, most likely to the owner of the world's largest unopened envelope.
12/07/2000
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Marlon Wayans

Marlon Wayans talks about his new film "Dungeons & Dragons" and how pretending a tennis ball is a dragon is like playing with yourself.
12/07/2000
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This Just In - Indecision 5761

This guy, Ehud Barak, only had one project on his plate -- no wonder his constituents are angry.
12/11/2000
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Courting Disaster - Supreme Court Junkies

Among the lucky few allowed to view the Bush v. Gore Supreme Court proceedings were Mike Teavee, Violet Beauregarde, Veruca Salt and Augustus Gloop.
12/11/2000
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Moment of Zen - Colbert Laugh

Stephen Colbert laughs at his reflection in a funhouse mirror.
12/11/2000
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Ira Glass

Ira Glass wonders when the porn version of the 2000 election coverage will finally come out.
12/11/2000
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The Greatest Election on Earth

The sideshow citizens of Freaktown, USA, are enraged over the comparison of the Florida recount to a three-ring circus.
12/11/2000
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Intro - Holiday Parties

When the fire department is driving past your house and they say, "Mmm, nutmeg" -- that's a bad sign.
12/11/2000
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Courting Disaster - Bush v. Gore Pt. 1

The U.S. Supreme Court heard arguments today from lawyers for presidential candidates Governor George W. Bush and Vice President Al Gore.
12/11/2000
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Courting Disaster - Bush v. Gore Pt. 2

Senior Legal Correspondent Steve Carell reports live from outside the Supreme Court on the ongoing Bush v. Gore hearings.
12/11/2000
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Jerusalem Voters

The extraordinary events of the past weekend have escalated an already tense Israeli-Palestinian situation to the boiling point.
12/11/2000
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Smart Cookie

Floridians are too busy with their hot buns contests, sliders, twisted nipples and whipped cream to get their electors in on time.
12/12/2000
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