The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Piss Today Goodbye
Season 5 • 09/26/2000
C.J. Hunter should check out Bear Night at the West Village Bulge Bar.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - Motel 6 Figures
The Clinton administration discloses the names of everyone who has stayed over the Lincoln bedroom, a list rivaled only by that of your mother's.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Other News - Paint Misbehavin'
The Royal Academy opens an exhibit called 'Apocalypse,' featuring the pope being struck by a meteorite and a pile of garbage.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Jonathan Katz
Jonathan Katz reads from his new book "To-Do Lists of the Dead," and reveals that he'd like to live with the two presidential candidates.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - The Long Piss Goodnight
Gymnast Andrea Raducan was stripped of her gold medal after a doctor-prescribed cold medicine caused her to test positive for the banned substance Sudafedrin and Mentholyptus.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 The Rocca Report - C-SPAN-tastic
Sex-retary of State Madeleine Albright is now "Jesse's girl" after being spotted with suave Senator Jesse Helms.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Even Stevphen - Blast-Off Buddies
Hey kids, stop striving for excellence and hop a jet to some cannibal's paradise to roast your hairy chestnuts on national TV.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Isle Do Anything
"Survivor" contestant Susan Hawk guest hosts on "Live with Regis" and poses tough questions to George W. Bush.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Recap - 9/26/00
Jon Stewart recaps the top stories of the night.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - Hollywood Squares
Former "Survivor" castaways are celebrity guests on "Hollywood Squares."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Goldberg
Goldberg's future in the wrestling ring depends on how many more concussions he gets.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Piss Today Goodbye
World champion shot putter fails four separate drug tests for the steroid Nandrolone, sending shock waves through the community of people who throw little metal balls.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Sylvester Stallone
Sylvester Stallone has the utmost respect for stunt men, despite their missing a common-sense gene.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Digging for Gold
If this isn't plowing, Vance DeGeneres doesn't know what is.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Back in Black - Third World
Why don't all these "Einsteins" just work on keeping the rest of us alive?
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Special Entertainment Report - Stars and Bars
Members of the cast from "Cheers" sue over the use of their likeness.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines Ready, Willing and Cable
Al Gore appears on MTV in an attempt to connect with the youth.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - Rush on McDonald's
A mob bashes in the windows at McDonald's.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Recap - 9/27/00
Jon recaps the top stories, including Slobodan Milosevic and Kennedy the VJ.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines Block the Vote
Slobodan Milosevic delivers his own ethnically cleansed election results.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Special Olympics Report Pt. 1
Congratulations, Norwegian women's soccer team -- you'll now enjoy your picture on a jar of herring.
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