The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Piss Today Goodbye
Season 5 • 09/26/2000
C.J. Hunter should check out Bear Night at the West Village Bulge Bar.
Headlines - Motel 6 FiguresThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The Clinton administration discloses the names of everyone who has stayed over the Lincoln bedroom, a list rivaled only by that of your mother's.
Other News - Paint Misbehavin'The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The Royal Academy opens an exhibit called 'Apocalypse,' featuring the pope being struck by a meteorite and a pile of garbage.
Jonathan KatzThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jonathan Katz reads from his new book "To-Do Lists of the Dead," and reveals that he'd like to live with the two presidential candidates.
Headlines - The Long Piss GoodnightThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Gymnast Andrea Raducan was stripped of her gold medal after a doctor-prescribed cold medicine caused her to test positive for the banned substance Sudafedrin and Mentholyptus.
The Rocca Report - C-SPAN-tasticThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Sex-retary of State Madeleine Albright is now "Jesse's girl" after being spotted with suave Senator Jesse Helms.
Even Stevphen - Blast-Off BuddiesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Hey kids, stop striving for excellence and hop a jet to some cannibal's paradise to roast your hairy chestnuts on national TV.
Isle Do AnythingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
"Survivor" contestant Susan Hawk guest hosts on "Live with Regis" and poses tough questions to George W. Bush.
Recap - 9/26/00The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon Stewart recaps the top stories of the night.
Moment of Zen - Hollywood SquaresThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Former "Survivor" castaways are celebrity guests on "Hollywood Squares."
GoldbergThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Goldberg's future in the wrestling ring depends on how many more concussions he gets.
Piss Today GoodbyeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
World champion shot putter fails four separate drug tests for the steroid Nandrolone, sending shock waves through the community of people who throw little metal balls.
Sylvester StalloneThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Sylvester Stallone has the utmost respect for stunt men, despite their missing a common-sense gene.
Digging for GoldThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
If this isn't plowing, Vance DeGeneres doesn't know what is.
Back in Black - Third WorldThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Why don't all these "Einsteins" just work on keeping the rest of us alive?
Special Entertainment Report - Stars and BarsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Members of the cast from "Cheers" sue over the use of their likeness.
Headlines Ready, Willing and CableThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Al Gore appears on MTV in an attempt to connect with the youth.
Moment of Zen - Rush on McDonald'sThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
A mob bashes in the windows at McDonald's.
Recap - 9/27/00The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon recaps the top stories, including Slobodan Milosevic and Kennedy the VJ.
Headlines Block the VoteThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Slobodan Milosevic delivers his own ethnically cleansed election results.
Special Olympics Report Pt. 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Congratulations, Norwegian women's soccer team -- you'll now enjoy your picture on a jar of herring.
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