The Colbert Report
Dr. Mehmet Oz
Season 4 • 05/12/2008
Dr. Mehmet Oz informs Stephen that men's penises are dipsticks for their health.
The Colbert ReportS4 Stephen Colbert's Shockettes
Stephen is providing a chance to audition for his elite corps of beautiful but deadly female bodyguards.
The Colbert ReportS4 Hasan Elahi
After being accused of terrorist activities, Hasan Elahi decided to create a website documenting his daily activities.
The Colbert ReportS4 R.I.P. Albert Hoffman
Stephen remembers the Swiss scientist who discovered LSD.
The Colbert ReportS4 Arianna Huffington
Arianna Huffington tells Stephen that the Iraq war is John McCain's Viagra.
The Colbert ReportS4 Gas Dollar
The gas industry must have had a bake sale to pay for their ad in The USA Today.
The Colbert ReportS4 Garrett Reisman
Stephen goes intergalactic when he makes contact with a Hero floating in space.
The Colbert ReportS4 Big Russ
Terry McAuliffe talks about Tim Russert's dead father, but it wasn't a slip of the tongue.
The Colbert ReportS4 Cold War Update - Russia
Belarus expels our diplomats, China surpasses us in pollution, and Vladimir Putin relinquishes power.
The Colbert ReportS4 ThreatDown - Cute Bears
America's biggest threats are airlines, women's softball, dirty keyboards, Isabella Rossellini and adorable bears.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 5/12/08
Vladimir Putin relinquishes power, airlines save gas by flying slower, and Dr. Mehmet Oz talks about his new book, "You: The Owner's Manual."
The Colbert ReportS4 Dr. Mehmet Oz
Dr. Mehmet Oz explains the more sex you have, the longer your life expectancy.
The Colbert ReportS4 Bill O'Reilly on "Inside Edition"
As far as Stephen is concerned, Bill O'Reilly did nothing wrong in a confusing "Inside Edition" clip.
The Colbert ReportS4 Better Know a Lobby - Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence
Stephen wants Brady Campaign President Paul Helmke to name one situation where you don't need a gun.
The Colbert ReportS4 Hillary Drop Out
Hillary Clinton will not catch Barack Obama in the popular vote, and Obama now leads in superdelegates, but the contest will continue.
The Colbert ReportS4 Jennifer Hooper McCarty
Stephen asks Jennifer Hooper McCarty if having too many poor people on the lower deck sank the Titanic.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 5/13/08
Stephen profiles an anti-gun lobbyist, and Jennifer Hooper McCarty explains what really sank the Titanic.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Show Comes to an End
Stephen's stage manager tells him that's it for the show.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - Declaration of Warming
John McCain believes global warming isn't just about greenhouse gases, it's a national security issue.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 5/14/08
John McCain acknowledges the environment exists, and Grover Norquist wants to make government so small he can drown it in his bathtub.
The Colbert ReportS4 Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Science
Stephen wants an animal named after him, preferably a giant ant or a laser lion.
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