The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Daily/Colbert - Stating the States

Season 11 E 153 • 12/06/2006

Stephen Colbert names all 50 states in 22.4 seconds.

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00:37

Daily/Colbert - Food Network
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Stephen Colbert casts aspersions on former colleague Ed Helms's new job but is secretly shamed by his own lot.
12/05/2006
02:37

Democracy on the Crawl - Venezuela and Mexico
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Democracy crawls into Venezuela and Mexico, where the self-proclaimed legitimate candidate creates a Bizarro Mexico.
12/05/2006
00:22

Moment of Zen - Patriotic Bees
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A swarm of patriotic bumblebees do their duty for America.
12/05/2006
02:19

Headlines - Ejection Reaction
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Jon apologizes for yesterday's audience reaction to John Bolton but finds time to promote Bolton's upcoming Friar's Club roast.
12/05/2006
02:07

What About Bob?
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Defense Secretary Nominee Robert Gates came to the conclusion that the U.S. is not winning the war in Iraq with his eyes.
12/06/2006
06:13

Eve Herold
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Eve Herold reports that in some states, you can go to prison for 5-10 years for stem cell research.
12/06/2006
04:36

Miracle on 49th Street
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In previous years the Rockefeller Christmas tree was lit in defiance, this year it was lit in victory.
12/06/2006
02:36

Back in Black - Children's Entertainment
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Conservative critics are now saying that children's entertainment is teaching our youth to hate the American way of life.
12/06/2006
00:14

Moment of Zen - Santa Falls
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Santa Claus literally drops in on some folks.
12/06/2006
02:54

Headlines - Majority Report
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The Iraq Study Group's Report is the panacea to all that ails us, the magic bullet, the Glengarry leads and the mystic pizza.
12/06/2006
01:22

Daily/Colbert - Stating the States
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Jon Stewart ends the show and checks in with Stephen Colbert at The Colbert Report.
12/06/2006
05:39

Ed Viesturs
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Ed Viesturs tells Jon how he became the only American to climb the world's fourteen highest peaks.
12/07/2006
00:55

Intro - Sprinkler System
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Jon tells the audience not to light the studio on fire because he was just informed the sprinkler system is not hooked up.
12/07/2006
03:57

Mess O'Potomac - Tony Snow
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Tony Snow needs to split hairs on the Iraq Study Group Report before he answers questions about it.
12/07/2006
01:12

Daily/Colbert - Mt. Everest
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Stephen Colbert has chosen not to climb Mt. Everest seven times.
12/07/2006
00:15

Moment of Zen - End of Iraq War
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In a clip from 2003, President Bush announces that the war in Iraq is over and the United States has prevailed.
12/07/2006
01:53

Mess O'Potomac - Iraq Study Group Report
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The Iraq Study Group says even if the White House follows all seventy-nine of their recommendations, there is no guarantee of success in Iraq.
12/07/2006
01:47

Book of Revelations
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After reading the Iraq Study Group Report, Samantha Bee is in despair, while Dan Bakkedahl bleeds from his eyes.
12/07/2006
04:39

10 F#@king Years - The Second Amendment and You
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Throughout the past ten years, The Daily Show has had a loving relationship with firearms.
12/07/2006
03:43

Headlines - Exit Strategies
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When a Senator leaves the Capitol, he does so with one last bittersweet act of vandalism.
12/11/2006
01:41

Intro - Apocalypto
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What if Jon had a new movie coming out, so he decided to get in his car, drive drunk, and insult Jews?
12/11/2006
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