The Colbert Report
New Hampshire GOP Debates
Season 8 • 01/09/2012
Nothing cures a GOP debate hangover like a little hair of the elephant that bit you.
Sign Off - Mayan Headwear & Sacrificial ChickenThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen dons a Mayan headdress and pets his chicken.
Steve CaseThe Colbert ReportS8
AOL co-founder Steve Case believes that a generational shift away from ownership and toward community sharing is taking place.
Fun Rick SantorumThe Colbert ReportS8
Rick Santorum catches the notice of the most influential voice of the 19th century: George Will.
Intro - 1/5/12The Colbert ReportS8
A new tool aids in the war on terror, a TV host speaks to God, and Steve Case talks about his latest Internet venture.
The Word - Catch 2012The Colbert ReportS8
The National Defense Authorization Act strikes at the heart of the most notorious safe haven for terrorists: the U.S. Constitution.
Intro - 1/9/12The Colbert ReportS8
The New Hampshire primary approaches, Rick Santorum offends black people, and Melissa Harris-Perry analyzes the stereotypes African American women face.
New Hampshire GOP Debates - Moderate ExtremesThe Colbert ReportS8
New Hampshire Republicans propose that all new legislation include a direct quote from the Magna Carta, the declaration of rights of English barons.
Melissa Harris-PerryThe Colbert ReportS8
Author Melissa Harris-Perry deconstructs stereotypes of African-American women and considers the consequences of a white-male-centered perspective on the American story.
Rick Santorum on Gay Parents & Bla PeopleThe Colbert ReportS8
Rick Santorum openly condemns gay and lesbian parents, but feels pretty confident that he didn't say "black" people when discussing food stamps.
New Hampshire GOP DebatesThe Colbert ReportS8
To grease the voting skids, the Republicans hold not one, but two, New Hampshire presidential primary debates.
Malice in BlunderlandThe Colbert ReportS8
Conservative pundits criticize the Obama White House for throwing an extravagant Halloween party for the children of U.S. troops.
Tip/Wag - Irresponsible Dead People & Insensitive Papa John'sThe Colbert ReportS8
Dead people disrespect the sanctity of life by choosing to be dead, and a Papa John's cashier identifies a customer with a racial slur.
Bill MoyersThe Colbert ReportS8
Bill Moyers believes that capitalism is out of control and there can be no people's democracy as long as corporations are considered people.
New Hampshire Primary & Mitt Romney's GaffeThe Colbert ReportS8
Mitt Romney and Jon Huntsman tie in Dixville Notch, and Romney declares that he likes being able to fire people.
George StephanopoulosThe Colbert ReportS8
George Stephanopoulos considers the likelihood of Mitt Romney winning the GOP nomination and of Hillary Clinton becoming Barack Obama's vice presidential running mate.
Sign Off - Decision of a LifetimeThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen reminds viewers to tune in to find out whether he will run for president in South Carolina.
Commitment to Mitt RomneyThe Colbert ReportS8
After winning a non-binding caucus by eight votes and a plurality of the vote in one of the smallest primaries in the nation, Mitt Romney is a juggishnaut.
Intro - 1/11/12The Colbert ReportS8
Mitt Romney takes New Hampshire, threats from space abound, and George Stephanopoulos reviews the week.
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