The Colbert Report
Season 4 E 39 • 03/20/2008
Stephen asks Dean Kamen if he should stop watering one of his lawns.
Pennsylvania PrimaryThe Colbert ReportS4 E38
Go to DonorsChoose.org and vote for Hillary or Obama and help raise money for Pennsylvania schools!
Dee Dee MyersThe Colbert ReportS4 E38
Dee Dee Myers tells Stephen what would happen if women ruled the world.
The Word - The Gospel of JohnThe Colbert ReportS4 E38
Stephen thinks Obama could learn something from McCain and his new pastor friends.
Patterson AffairThe Colbert ReportS4 E38
Cheating at the Days Inn is like going off your diet for a Tootsie Roll - at the Days Inn.
Intro - 3/19/08The Colbert ReportS4 E38
The controversy over Obama's former pastor rages on, though not as much as his former pastor.
Tip/Wag - AfghanistanThe Colbert ReportS4 E38
Shame on you, soldiers in Afghanistan, for arousing our president's envy!
Aqua ColbertThe Colbert ReportS4 E39
Thirst locally and drink globally with Stephen's new line of bottled water, Aqua Colbert.
Watershift Down: Getting the Sea Monkey Off America's Aqua-BackThe Colbert ReportS4 E39
Stephen dedicates the whole show to water and pledges not to drink a single drop.
Water Is LifeThe Colbert ReportS4 E39
Stephen visits the American Museum of Natural History to learn more about the power of water.
Setting Water on FireThe Colbert ReportS4 E39
Stephen thinks it's great that someone has finally found a use for water.
Dean KamenThe Colbert ReportS4 E39
Stephen puts inventor Dean Kamen's vapor compression distiller to the test.
Intro - 3/31/08The Colbert ReportS4
Stephen doesn't report on the crushing of dissidents in Tibet. Sorry, monks -- next time, get reincarnated in America.
Tek Jansen - Beginning's First Dawn: Episode One RevisitedThe Colbert ReportS4
This is where it began - a teenage Tek Jansen stumbles into his first intergalactic adventure!
Opening DayThe Colbert ReportS4
One hundred years and the Cubs are still sticking in there. That's all McCain is asking for in Iraq.
Michael ReynoldsThe Colbert ReportS4
Michael Reynolds builds energy-efficient homes out of a natural resource: our garbage.
Eric AltermanThe Colbert ReportS4
Eric Alterman explains that liberalism is about truth, and truth is complicated.
Bowling in PAThe Colbert ReportS4
Obama wooed Pennsylvania's blue collar bowling vote by hitting the lanes -- which was followed by a response from Hillary's campaign.
Portrait DisplayedThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen's portrait earns an extended stay at the Smithsonian's National Treasures of American History Exhibit.
Portrait UpdateThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen gets a surprise call from Brent Glass, director of the Smithsonian's National Treasure Exhibit.
The Word - Pick SicksThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen tries his hand at Oregon's new health care lottery.
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