The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Jessica Alba

Season 5 • 02/14/2001

The creators of "Dark Angel" like to stick Jessica Alba on a wire and bang her into fences.

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Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman Break Up

Vance DeGeneres not so discretely informs Jon that Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman are breaking up.
02/13/2001
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Blackentine's Day

Mo Rocca offers a solution to the conflict between Valentine's Day and Black History Month: Blackentine's Day.
02/13/2001
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Headlines - Academy Awards 2001 Pt. 1 - Roman Holiday

Jon Stewart goes over the 2001 Oscar nominations, drools over Russell Crowe and is not impressed with Tom Hanks.
02/13/2001
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Intro - 2/14/01

It's Valentine's Day 2001, featuring Jessica Alba, Lewis Black and Spiderman underoos.
02/14/2001
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Moment of Zen - Demolished Building

A Building is demolished and onlookers cheer in delight
02/14/2001
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Other News - Paws

At the 125th Westminster Dog Show in New York City, Special Times Just Right wins Best in Show.
02/14/2001
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Recap - 2/14/01

Jon recaps the top stories of the night: the Anna Kournikova computer virus and the Westminster Dog Show results.
02/14/2001
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Headlines - Asteroid!

NASA lands the spacecraft N.E.A.R. on Eros, a small-bodied asteroid.
02/14/2001
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Back In Black - Microchip Cures Pain and Gives Orgasm

Scientists have created a microchip that can be attached to a women's spine to alleviate her back pain -- and give her an orgasm.
02/14/2001
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A Veritable Kournikova

Dutch authorities have arrested the creator of the Anna Kournikova computer virus.
02/14/2001
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Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba does her own stunts on "Dark Angel" because she wants to make everything look real.
02/14/2001
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Pardons of the Rich

Someone may have exerted undue influence on the highest level of our nation's government simply because of their wealth.
02/15/2001
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Whacking the Pachyderm

Nancy Walls goes to southern Florida to see the most endangered species of all the elephant masturbator.
02/15/2001
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Moment of Zen - Plunges into Darkness

One minute a man is happily working in an elephant pen, the next, he plunges into darkness.
02/15/2001
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Wanda Sykes

Wanda Sykes prays everyday for President George W. Bush.
02/15/2001
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Hearts of Darkness

Jon covers two sides of Valentine's Day - nudist weddings in Jamaica and protests of right wing Hindus in India.
02/15/2001
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Investigate Gate

Capitol Hill investigates the botched handling of the 2000 election by the major TV networks and President Clinton pardons.
02/15/2001
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X-treme Fans

Stephen and Steve talk XFL football, insisting that the Maniax' Shante Sha-Ca-Carver needs more playing time.
02/20/2001
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1 for the Gipper

A poll asks who was the greatest U.S. president, with Journey coming in at number 10.
02/20/2001
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Moment of Zen - Reagan Defends

Greatest president Ronald Reagan defends himself in court, saying he would give the money back.
02/20/2001
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Other News - Stupor Bowl X

The XFL's ratings continue to plummet, but NBC Entertainment President Jeff Zucker takes solace in Zeno's paradox.
02/20/2001
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