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Season 5 • 02/14/2001
The creators of "Dark Angel" like to stick Jessica Alba on a wire and bang her into fences.
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01:23
Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman Break Up
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Vance DeGeneres not so discretely informs Jon that Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman are breaking up.
02/13/2001
02:50
Blackentine's Day
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Mo Rocca offers a solution to the conflict between Valentine's Day and Black History Month: Blackentine's Day.
02/13/2001
03:10
Headlines - Academy Awards 2001 Pt. 1 - Roman Holiday
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Jon Stewart goes over the 2001 Oscar nominations, drools over Russell Crowe and is not impressed with Tom Hanks.
02/13/2001
01:12
Intro - 2/14/01
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
It's Valentine's Day 2001, featuring Jessica Alba, Lewis Black and Spiderman underoos.
02/14/2001
00:14
Moment of Zen - Demolished Building
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
A Building is demolished and onlookers cheer in delight
02/14/2001
02:45
Other News - Paws
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
At the 125th Westminster Dog Show in New York City, Special Times Just Right wins Best in Show.
02/14/2001
01:09
Recap - 2/14/01
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Jon recaps the top stories of the night: the Anna Kournikova computer virus and the Westminster Dog Show results.
02/14/2001
01:52
Headlines - Asteroid!
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
NASA lands the spacecraft N.E.A.R. on Eros, a small-bodied asteroid.
02/14/2001
02:31
Back In Black - Microchip Cures Pain and Gives Orgasm
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Scientists have created a microchip that can be attached to a women's spine to alleviate her back pain -- and give her an orgasm.
02/14/2001
04:03
A Veritable Kournikova
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Dutch authorities have arrested the creator of the Anna Kournikova computer virus.
02/14/2001
05:04
Jessica Alba
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Jessica Alba does her own stunts on "Dark Angel" because she wants to make everything look real.
02/14/2001
02:06
Pardons of the Rich
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Someone may have exerted undue influence on the highest level of our nation's government simply because of their wealth.
02/15/2001
04:38
Whacking the Pachyderm
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Nancy Walls goes to southern Florida to see the most endangered species of all the elephant masturbator.
02/15/2001
00:15
Moment of Zen - Plunges into Darkness
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
One minute a man is happily working in an elephant pen, the next, he plunges into darkness.
02/15/2001
03:54
Wanda Sykes
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Wanda Sykes prays everyday for President George W. Bush.
02/15/2001
02:14
Hearts of Darkness
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Jon covers two sides of Valentine's Day - nudist weddings in Jamaica and protests of right wing Hindus in India.
02/15/2001
03:40
Investigate Gate
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Capitol Hill investigates the botched handling of the 2000 election by the major TV networks and President Clinton pardons.
02/15/2001
01:30
X-treme Fans
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Stephen and Steve talk XFL football, insisting that the Maniax' Shante Sha-Ca-Carver needs more playing time.
02/20/2001
01:03
1 for the Gipper
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
A poll asks who was the greatest U.S. president, with Journey coming in at number 10.
02/20/2001
00:27
Moment of Zen - Reagan Defends
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Greatest president Ronald Reagan defends himself in court, saying he would give the money back.
02/20/2001
01:59
Other News - Stupor Bowl X
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
The XFL's ratings continue to plummet, but NBC Entertainment President Jeff Zucker takes solace in Zeno's paradox.
02/20/2001
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