The Colbert Report
Intro - 5/11/06
Season 2 • 05/11/2006
For the second time this month, Stephen's been put on the same list with Muqtada al-Sadr.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - What You Deserve
Stephen gives his viewers what they deserve -- a simple "good night."
The Colbert ReportS2 The Bird Flu
Stephen urges us to learn everything we can about bird flu before it's too late and introduces the Report's new, content-free bird flu segment.
The Colbert ReportS2 Better Know a District - Nebraska's 2nd - Lee Terry
Congressman Lee Terry talk about Omaha's meat packing industry and what's being done to give that meat to Japan.
The Colbert ReportS2 William Bastone
Bill Bastone, editor of The Smoking Gun, explains why they don't bother covering the good news in celebrities' lives.
The Colbert ReportS2 Exclusive - Better Know a District - Nebraska's 2nd - Lee Terry
Stephen reminds Congressman Lee Terry to stand by his president, George W. Bush.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Athletes Are Above the Law
Stephen is supportive of athletes driving while drunk.
The Colbert ReportS2 Madeleine Albright
Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright talks about God, government and her new book, " The Mighty and the Almighty."
The Colbert ReportS2 The West Wing
Stephen discusses the final episode of "The West Wing" and asks a very special favor of President Bartlett.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Fill 'Er Up
The state of the Republican juggernaut is in danger, and Stephen just may have the solution.
The Colbert ReportS2 Tip/Wag - Gold
Stephen wants to go back to a system where we use gold dust, bars and nuggets for money.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 5/11/06
Stephen reports on the 2006 election, makes Time magazine's list of most influential people and denies Madeleine Albright diplomatic immunity.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 5/15/06
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad sends George W. Bush chain mail, a Florida town goes Catholic and author Kevin Phillips discusses an American theocracy.
The Colbert ReportS2 Kevin Phillips
Kevin Phillips talks to Stephen about his book, "American Theocracy," and explains how he really feels about God.
The Colbert ReportS2 Summaries of Summaries
After seeing an ad for eight-page summaries of popular business books, Stephen takes it a step further by cutting them down to just a few sentences.
The Colbert ReportS2 Ahmadinejad's Letter
No matter what a dictator's views are, one should always disagree. For example, Hitler was a vegetarian, so Stephen is not.
The Colbert ReportS2 Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Gas Prices
A guy pulls a truck with his ear just to save some money on gas.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Lunchables
Stephen doesn't see America as a melting pot. He sees it as a package of Lunchables, with separate compartments for separate views.
The Colbert ReportS2 All You Need to Know - Dick Cheney
Stephen tells you All You Need To Know about Dick Cheney, Chuck Hagel, Rolling Stone and hurricanes.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 5/16/06
Steven reports on post-traumatic stress disorder caused by HBO, celebrates illegal immigrants and talks to alternative energy expert Tyson Slocum.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Inoculation
The Surgeon General says that an HBO documentary on Baghdad may cause post-traumatic stress disorder, so you probably shouldn't watch it.
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