The Colbert Report
Sign Off - Buck O'Neil
Season 2 • 07/19/2006
Stephen inducts Buck O'Neil into his own hall of fame.
Dhani JonesThe Colbert ReportS2
Dhani Jones has the ability to be a mindless crushing machine, and yet he chooses to read poetry and listen to classical music.
Try at GoodbyeThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen has never been very good at goodbyes, but he's going to try.
Stephen Colbert's Problems Without Solutions - BearsThe Colbert ReportS2
This special report investigates the sources of a tragic and dangerous delusion.
Intro - 7/18/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen takes us inside the world of bears, linebackers and poets.
The Word - R-E-S-P-E-C-TThe Colbert ReportS2
The NAACP is prejudging the president solely based on what he's done.
The Convenientest TruthThe Colbert ReportS2
Al Gore says global warming means the world is coming to an end, but Stephen says the world is just coming to a new beginning.
Joe ScarboroughThe Colbert ReportS2
Joe Scarborough took money from Jack Abramoff, and it felt good.
Veto VirginityThe Colbert ReportS2
George W. Bush loses his veto virginity by giving it to stem cell research.
Oprah and GayleThe Colbert ReportS2
There isn't a definition in our culture to describe the bond between Oprah and Gayle.
Intro - 7/19/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen believes Kanye West owes President Bush an apology, and thinks people are only seeing Al Gore's global warming movie to get out of the record heat.
Sign Off - Buck O'NeilThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen places Buck O'Neil's photo on his bookshelf, which many would say is a greater honor than the Baseball Hall of Fame.
Tom BrokawThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen has a problem taking Tom Brokaw seriously when he's not wearing a tie.
Julian BondThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen asks NAACP Chairman Julian Bond to help pick his new black friend.
Intro - 7/20/06The Colbert ReportS2
President Bush spoke to an audience of black people, but Stephen wouldn't know because he doesn't see color.
Search for a New Black Friend - Friend Exchange RateThe Colbert ReportS2
Still searching for a new black friend, Stephen explains the friend exchange rate industry standard.
One RegretThe Colbert ReportS2
If Stephen has one regret from tonight's episode, it's that he did it too perfectly to have any regrets.
Better Know a District - Florida's 19th - Robert WexlerThe Colbert ReportS2
Robert Wexler enjoys cocaine and the company of prostitutes because they are fun things to do.
ThreatDown - CampThe Colbert ReportS2
The top five things you need to worry about -- from atheist camps to Kix cereal.
The Word - Moral MinorityThe Colbert ReportS2
Now that Ralph Reed has lost his bid for the Republican nomination, Stephen considers other possibilities for your vote.
War!!!The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen celebrates the oncoming Rapture as Condoleezza Rice attempts to achieve a sustainable ceasefire in the Middle East.
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