The Colbert Report

Sport Report - Timbersports

Season 4 • 04/28/2008

And they say there's no excitement for the springboard chop anymore!

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ThreatDown - Juicing Bulls

Bulls forget to be role models for veal, and bees, those little blossom sluts, take advantage of America's mortgage crisis.
04/24/2008
05:55

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Maria Shriver

If California's first lady, a member of a political dynasty and wealthy former news anchor, doesn't know who she is, what chance do the rest of us have?
04/24/2008
04:49

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Difference Makers - BumBot

The BumBot: cybernetic anti-crime unit, dehumanizing debuminizer or old three-wheeled scooter with a cajun chicken smoker?
04/24/2008
02:17

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Petraeus' Promotion

Congratulations to General Petraeus on his promotion and to Nell Carter on her historic 39th presidency -- too bad, Jimmy Carter.
04/24/2008
00:32

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Intro - 4/24/08

The global food shortage reaches the U.S., a hero hits the streets and Maria Shriver writes an inspirational book for teens.
04/24/2008
04:29

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The Word - Kernel of Truth

To win the energy war, we have to conserve the most important energy -- our own.
04/28/2008
02:19

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Electability

Howard Dean knows exactly what it takes to get elected to be President.
04/28/2008
00:25

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Intro - 4/28/08

Ethanol solves the energy crisis. Is there any problem alcohol can't solve?
04/28/2008
01:18

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Miley Cyrus Photo Shoot

How many more stars need to get manipulated before Annie Leibovitz is stopped?
04/28/2008
04:17

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Feist

Steve Jobs offered Feist U.S. citizenship as part of the deal for doing the iPod commercial.
04/28/2008
02:57

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Sport Report - Timbersports

Stephen demands that it is time for America to take Timbersports back!
04/28/2008
02:39

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Obama Breaks With Wright

Stephen is worried that the Reverend Wright controversy is finally behind Obama.
04/29/2008
02:39

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McCain's Superstitions

Stephen shows his support for John McCain despite all of the senator's superstitions.
04/29/2008
06:01

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Anne Lamott

Anne Lamott and Stephen, two Sunday School teachers, talk about faith.
04/29/2008
03:31

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The Word - Separation of Church & Plate

What unites us is our ability to come together as one people and say to one another, "You're not like me."
04/29/2008
04:35

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Tip/Wag - Barbie

Barbies enter Iran packed with American values, doctors with weekend degrees receive lasik complaints and cuddle parties serve as orgies for cowards.
04/29/2008
00:31

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Intro - 4/29/08

Christian license plates now available in Florida, knife-wielding ninja monkeys still unavailable in Iran and Anne Lamott is set to crack.
04/29/2008
02:25

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Salinger Watch

Stephen challenges J.D. Salinger to come on the show.
04/30/2008
05:48

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Noah Feldman

Noah Feldman, who helped advise the Iraqis, educates Stephen about the Iraqi Constitution.
04/30/2008
00:29

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Intro - 4/30/08

Obama distances himself from his former pastor. Meanwhile, McCain distances kids from his lawn.
04/30/2008
04:47

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Better Know a Protectorate - Guam - Madeleine Bordallo Update

Stephen sits down with Congresswoman Madeleine Bordallo of Guam, a hotspot for the Democratic campaigns.
04/30/2008
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