The Colbert Report

Sport Report - Timbersports

Season 4 • 04/28/2008

And they say there's no excitement for the springboard chop anymore!

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06:52

ThreatDown - Juicing Bulls
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Bulls forget to be role models for veal, and bees, those little blossom sluts, take advantage of America's mortgage crisis.
04/24/2008
05:55

Maria Shriver
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If California's first lady, a member of a political dynasty and wealthy former news anchor, doesn't know who she is, what chance do the rest of us have?
04/24/2008
04:49

Difference Makers - BumBot
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The BumBot: cybernetic anti-crime unit, dehumanizing debuminizer or old three-wheeled scooter with a cajun chicken smoker?
04/24/2008
02:17

Petraeus' Promotion
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Congratulations to General Petraeus on his promotion and to Nell Carter on her historic 39th presidency -- too bad, Jimmy Carter.
04/24/2008
00:32

Intro - 4/24/08
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The global food shortage reaches the U.S., a hero hits the streets and Maria Shriver writes an inspirational book for teens.
04/24/2008
04:29

The Word - Kernel of Truth
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To win the energy war, we have to conserve the most important energy -- our own.
04/28/2008
02:19

Electability
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Howard Dean knows exactly what it takes to get elected to be President.
04/28/2008
00:25

Intro - 4/28/08
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Ethanol solves the energy crisis. Is there any problem alcohol can't solve?
04/28/2008
01:18

Miley Cyrus Photo Shoot
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How many more stars need to get manipulated before Annie Leibovitz is stopped?
04/28/2008
04:17

Feist
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Steve Jobs offered Feist U.S. citizenship as part of the deal for doing the iPod commercial.
04/28/2008
02:57

Sport Report - Timbersports
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Stephen demands that it is time for America to take Timbersports back!
04/28/2008
02:39

Obama Breaks With Wright
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Stephen is worried that the Reverend Wright controversy is finally behind Obama.
04/29/2008
02:39

McCain's Superstitions
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Stephen shows his support for John McCain despite all of the senator's superstitions.
04/29/2008
06:01

Anne Lamott
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Anne Lamott and Stephen, two Sunday School teachers, talk about faith.
04/29/2008
03:31

The Word - Separation of Church & Plate
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What unites us is our ability to come together as one people and say to one another, "You're not like me."
04/29/2008
04:35

Tip/Wag - Barbie
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Barbies enter Iran packed with American values, doctors with weekend degrees receive lasik complaints and cuddle parties serve as orgies for cowards.
04/29/2008
00:31

Intro - 4/29/08
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Christian license plates now available in Florida, knife-wielding ninja monkeys still unavailable in Iran and Anne Lamott is set to crack.
04/29/2008
02:25

Salinger Watch
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Stephen challenges J.D. Salinger to come on the show.
04/30/2008
05:48

Noah Feldman
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Noah Feldman, who helped advise the Iraqis, educates Stephen about the Iraqi Constitution.
04/30/2008
00:29

Intro - 4/30/08
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Obama distances himself from his former pastor. Meanwhile, McCain distances kids from his lawn.
04/30/2008
04:47

Better Know a Protectorate - Guam - Madeleine Bordallo Update
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Stephen sits down with Congresswoman Madeleine Bordallo of Guam, a hotspot for the Democratic campaigns.
04/30/2008
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