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The Word - Birdie
Season 2 • 04/04/2006
The Bush administration isn't anti-environment, it's pro-English.
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00:38
Intro - 4/3/06
The Colbert Report
S2
In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to Michael Smerconish about racial profiling, and a scientist in Texas clones champion racehorses.
04/03/2006
04:33
Stephen's Sound Advice - Taxes
The Colbert Report
S2
He's no longer Stephen Colbert, human. He's Stephen Colbert, Inc., a wholly owned subsidiary of Colbertco.
04/03/2006
03:18
The Word - Stay the Course
The Colbert Report
S2
When it comes to racehorses and politicians, why not make the jump from breeding to cloning?
04/03/2006
05:24
Michael Smerconish
The Colbert Report
S2
If it gets him to his gate faster, Stephen will agree with anything Michael Smerconish says.
04/03/2006
02:28
Who's Honoring Me Now? - Southern Poverty Law Center
The Colbert Report
S2
The Southern Poverty Law Center awards Stephen their highest honor: a gold-stamped certificate of appreciation.
04/03/2006
00:15
Sign Off - Nutz
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen thanks the good people at Nutz soda.
04/03/2006
01:48
DeLay Retires
The Colbert Report
S2
House majority leader Tom DeLay announced his resignation, and Stephen gives him the tribute he deserves.
04/04/2006
05:45
Balls for Kidz - Plastic Surgery
The Colbert Report
S2
The number of Brazilian girls who elect to have plastic surgery has gone up twelve-fold, creating an international hotness gap.
04/04/2006
00:26
Intro - 4/4/06
The Colbert Report
S2
Tonight: America loses another place to hide bodies, a report that will permanently raise your eyebrows and Stephen finds out what Jesse Jackson's up to now that racism is over.
04/04/2006
08:25
Jesse Jackson
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen asks Reverend Jesse Jackson what he thinks of his plan to repopulate New Orleans' abandoned Ninth Ward with illegal immigrants.
04/04/2006
03:11
The Word - Birdie
The Colbert Report
S2
The vocabulahating conservationistas are up-in-arms over the Bush administration redefining the term "wetlands."
04/04/2006
00:32
Intro - 4/5/06
The Colbert Report
S2
In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to author Harvey Mansfield about manliness and Tom DeLay leaves Congress.
04/05/2006
02:22
The Word - Martyr
The Colbert Report
S2
Just as Jesus died for our sins, Tom DeLay's congressional career has died for Jack Abramoff's sins.
04/05/2006
00:02
Sign Off - En Espanol
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen says "goodnight" to his amigos.
04/05/2006
06:40
Harvey Mansfield
The Colbert Report
S2
Harvey Mansfield and Stephen collide in a perfect storm of man musk.
04/05/2006
04:22
Formidable Opponent - Immigration
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen suggests building an enormous waterslide with its top in San Diego and its splash pool in Mexico.
04/05/2006
00:08
Fract - Russian Girls
The Colbert Report
S2
Thank you for saving America, Stephen Colbert.
04/05/2006
05:15
Crying
The Colbert Report
S2
The steel magnolia ya-ya sisterhood of the traveling pants breaks up when Katie Couric leaves the "Today Show."
04/05/2006
02:30
Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Peabody Award
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen's been shilling for the Peabody Award ever since he started this show -- where's his sugar sugar?
04/06/2006
01:50
Easter Under Attack - Recalled Eggs
The Colbert Report
S2
The Anthony-Thomas Candy Company recalls its Easter eggs because they may contain eggs.
04/06/2006
06:24
Better Know a District - Oregon's 5th - Darlene Hooley
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen asks Congresswoman Darlene Hooley what it's like to represent California's Canada.
04/06/2006
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