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Season 8 • 02/10/2004

Dave Chappelle explains why he'd hate to be president.

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The Rapture = Free Clothes

Jon Stewart can't understand what could go wrong with a religious zealot at the controls of an airplane.
02/09/2004
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Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Caucuses

At least Pol Pot wasn't doing caucuses in Maine on a Sunday night.
02/09/2004
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Destination Travel

A cruise vacation is the perfect way to see new places while surrounded by complete familiarity.
02/09/2004
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Kerry Machine

Presidential candidate John Edwards entertains the crowd by pulling on his wife's arm.
02/09/2004
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Red Rover, Red Rover

The Mars Rovers send back vivid images that will hopefully answer questions about the history of the Red Planet.
02/10/2004
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Mars 2112

Jon Glaser uses his space report as an excuse to get a free meal at Mars 2112.
02/10/2004
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The Wrath Of Khan

Abdul Qadeer Khan promises these activities will never happen again in the future -- assuming there is a future.
02/10/2004
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Headlines - White House Press Corps

All of a sudden, the White House Press Corps has questions.
02/10/2004
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Moment of Zen - Khan's Apology

Abdul Qadeer Khan appears on Pakistani National TV to apologize for selling nuclear secrets to Iran, Libya and North Korea.
02/10/2004
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Nuclear Secrets

Stephen Colbert thinks that if selling nuclear weapons leads to a nuclear war, it's just a correction in the market.
02/10/2004
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Dave Chappelle

Dave Chappelle tells Jon about his son's parent-teacher conference.
02/10/2004
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The Real Deal

John Kerry easily defeats Wesley Clark and John Edwards, while Howard Dean has another tough day.
02/11/2004
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Clark Drops Out

Samantha Bee believes Wesley Clark could raise his own army and take over the country in a bloody coup.
02/11/2004
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WMD Evidence

Rob Corddry reports on the growing controversy regarding the intelligence the Bush administration used in deciding to invade Iraq.
02/11/2004
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Intro - West Point Cadets

Jon wants to discuss limericks with the West Point Cadets in the audience.
02/11/2004
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Paul Rudd

Paul Rudd tells Jon about the time he threw up in his wife's face.
02/11/2004
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Preview - 2/12/04

On tomorrow's show Rob Corddry learns more about the world of "The Sims."
02/11/2004
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Indecision 2004 - Wesley Clark

Wesley Clark drops out of the race for the Democratic nomination, using the occasion to reminisce about the journey.
02/11/2004
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Moment Of Zen - WMD

Colin Powell assures the United Nations that Saddam Hussein has weapons of mass destruction.
02/11/2004
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Moment of Zen - White House Documents

Documents released by the White House to validate Bush's military service.
02/12/2004
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Drew Barrymore

Drew Barrymore couldn't keep her hands off of the walrus on the set of "50 First Dates."
02/12/2004
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