The Colbert Report
Intro - 9/28/11
Season 7 • 09/28/2011
It's time to celebrate the Jewish New Year, and Ken Burns talks about Prohibition.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Beer From the Beerkenstocks
Stephen sips a beer from his Beerkenstock stash and says goodnight.
The Colbert ReportS7 Rick Perry's Debate Gaffe & Arizona's Primary Date
Rick Perry throws up all over himself at the third Republican debate, and Arizona steals South Carolina's presidential primary date.
The Colbert ReportS7 Melinda Gates
Melinda Gates believes employing effective teachers is the single most important thing that can be done to fix America's public school system.
The Colbert ReportS7 Stephen & Melinda Gates Foundation - DonorsChoose.org
For every face Colbert Nation uploads to the Stephen & Melinda Gates Foundation website, DonorsChoose.org will receive $5 from the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sport Report - NASCAR's Green Initiatives & NFL Pat-Downs
NASCAR employs a ruinous set of green initiatives, and the NFL institutes tighter stadium security, starting at the ankles.
The Colbert ReportS7 George Clooney's Villa Parties
Stephen often fantasizes about being invited to George Clooney's Italian palazzo, getting drunk and going skinny-dipping in Lake Como.
The Colbert ReportS7 The Word - Labor Chains
Some states have found a great way to discourage illegal immigrants from coming to America and squatting out a freedom fetus.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Reading & Shofar Playing
Stephen blows his shofar while reading John Lithgow's "Drama."
The Colbert ReportS7 Ken Burns
Ken Burns discusses the unforeseen consequences of Prohibition and the political and economic shifts that led to its end.
The Colbert ReportS7 Atone Phone - John Lithgow Calls
John Lithgow calls the Atone Phone to do character research for an Ibsen play.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 9/28/11
America cracks down on immigration, Jews celebrate Rosh Hashanah, and Ken Burns discusses his documentary series on Prohibition.
The Colbert ReportS7 Colbert Super PAC SHH! - The Donating Game
Stephen needs billionaire donations because he blew a lot of Colbert Nation's Super PAC cash hiring Oscar winner Kevin Kline.
The Colbert ReportS7 Mark Cuban
Entrepreneur and Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban thinks that billionaires are nice people, but that people think of them as checkbooks.
The Colbert ReportS7 Colbert Super PAC - Ham Rove's Secrets
Stephen thanks some of the more diverse heroes and turns to Ham Rove for the scoop on American Crossroads' drastically improved fundraising strategy.
The Colbert ReportS7 Colbert Super PAC - Trevor Potter & Stephen's Shell Corporation
Trevor Potter helps Stephen create his own shell corporation so that he can obtain secret donations for his Super PAC.
The Colbert ReportS7 Mark Cuban Dances
Not only is Mark Cuban an Internet entrepreneur and the owner of the NBA title-winning Dallas Mavericks, he's also a mambo king.
The Colbert ReportS8 Jerome Groopman
Dr. Jerome Groopman helps patients understand the risks and benefits of possible treatments so they can make informed health decisions.
The Colbert ReportS8 Supreme Courting Season - Jeffrey Toobin
Jeffrey Toobin discusses the Constitution's Interstate Commerce Clause and its potential impact on the Supreme Court's Obamacare decision.
The Colbert ReportS8 Supreme Courting Season
The Supreme Court's nine justices could kill Obamacare in this season's biggest matchup.
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - Stephen's Water Bottle
Stephen says goodnight and takes a swig from his environmentally friendly water bottle.
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