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Vice Presidential Selections

Season 8 • 06/02/2004

John Edwards is too cute for the vice presidency; he should kept in a glass case surrounded by a velvet rope.

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Giant Mess O'Potamia - Co-Ed Prez
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Iraq can finally blame themselves for insurgent bombings and broken bridges in the gaps between their ethnic groups.
06/01/2004
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Moment of Zen - Harley Davidson Man
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President George W. Bush shakes hands with motorcycle bikers.
06/01/2004
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Giant Mess O'Potamia - Iraqi President Named
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The naming of Iraq's new president leads to the setting off of gigantic, flightless bottle rockets in the streets of Baghdad.
06/01/2004
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Intro - "The Day After Tomorrow"
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Not only is the premise of the movie "The Day After Tomorrow" unbelievable but so is its star's name.
06/01/2004
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Moment of Zen - Bush on Chalabi
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President George W. Bush answers questions about his relationship with Ahmad Chalabi.
06/02/2004
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Headlines - Friendly Fired
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Surely President Bush will admit his mistake in trusting Ahmad Chalabi and not try to minimize the relationship his administration shared with him.
06/02/2004
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Headlines - Kerry Speech
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Presidential hopeful John Kerry continues to use his speeches to wing wildly and hope something catches.
06/02/2004
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Thomas Friedman Pt. 1
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New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman believes the benefits of outsourcing -- connecting talented people all over the world -- outweigh the negatives in the long run.
06/02/2004
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Thomas Friedman Pt. 2
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New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman discusses America's unfortunate shift from exporting hope to exporting fear.
06/02/2004
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Intro - Honorary Doctorate
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Mr. Ferguson, Jon is sorry if he killed your grandfather, but technically, an incision alone is not an operation.
06/02/2004
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Vice Presidential Selections
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Rob Corddry's dream team would be a Kerry-McCain ticket: a bipartisan front taking on all the world's ills, with Superman as Secretary of State.
06/02/2004
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Mario Cuomo Pt. 1
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Mario Cuomo reports that Abraham Lincoln was the best a liberal could aspire to be.
06/03/2004
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Mario Cuomo Pt. 2
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Mario Cuomo offers advice to John Kerry, that he should appeal to the American people as a man who has killed for the love of his country.
06/03/2004
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Moment of Zen - Flustered Tenet
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CIA Director George Tenet looks flustered when questioned about North Korea.
06/03/2004
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The Braidy Bill
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Illegal braiding is like a drunk driver, in that there's nothing wrong with driving drunk until you hit somebody and kill them.
06/03/2004
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Tenet Resigns
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If you go to the CIA cafeteria you can get a grilled cheese sandwich and the launch codes for intercontinental ballistic missiles.
06/03/2004
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02:19

Goodbye Mr. Tenet
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When news breaks, the Daily Show isn't the first on the scene, but they have televisions, they know what's going on.
06/03/2004
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01:18

Jon Magazine
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This month's issue of Jon Magazine is full of so many perfume inserts, people may ask if you are a Turkish prostitute.
06/07/2004
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Dead Presidents
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Jon Stewart's advice to former presidents Ford and Carter is to die saving a baby.
06/07/2004
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Moment of Zen - Don't Think About Boobies
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President George W. Bush tries to look interested while listening to Pope John Paul II.
06/07/2004
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Donna Brazile
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Donna Brazile felt that busing and school integration was a bad idea, because she couldn't run home if she got sick.
06/07/2004
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