The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Vice Presidential Selections
Season 8 • 06/02/2004
John Edwards is too cute for the vice presidency; he should kept in a glass case surrounded by a velvet rope.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Giant Mess O'Potamia - Co-Ed Prez
Iraq can finally blame themselves for insurgent bombings and broken bridges in the gaps between their ethnic groups.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - Harley Davidson Man
President George W. Bush shakes hands with motorcycle bikers.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Giant Mess O'Potamia - Iraqi President Named
The naming of Iraq's new president leads to the setting off of gigantic, flightless bottle rockets in the streets of Baghdad.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Intro - "The Day After Tomorrow"
Not only is the premise of the movie "The Day After Tomorrow" unbelievable but so is its star's name.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - Bush on Chalabi
President George W. Bush answers questions about his relationship with Ahmad Chalabi.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Headlines - Friendly Fired
Surely President Bush will admit his mistake in trusting Ahmad Chalabi and not try to minimize the relationship his administration shared with him.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Headlines - Kerry Speech
Presidential hopeful John Kerry continues to use his speeches to wing wildly and hope something catches.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Thomas Friedman Pt. 1
New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman believes the benefits of outsourcing -- connecting talented people all over the world -- outweigh the negatives in the long run.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Thomas Friedman Pt. 2
New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman discusses America's unfortunate shift from exporting hope to exporting fear.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Intro - Honorary Doctorate
Mr. Ferguson, Jon is sorry if he killed your grandfather, but technically, an incision alone is not an operation.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Vice Presidential Selections
Rob Corddry's dream team would be a Kerry-McCain ticket: a bipartisan front taking on all the world's ills, with Superman as Secretary of State.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Mario Cuomo Pt. 1
Mario Cuomo reports that Abraham Lincoln was the best a liberal could aspire to be.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Mario Cuomo Pt. 2
Mario Cuomo offers advice to John Kerry, that he should appeal to the American people as a man who has killed for the love of his country.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - Flustered Tenet
CIA Director George Tenet looks flustered when questioned about North Korea.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 The Braidy Bill
Illegal braiding is like a drunk driver, in that there's nothing wrong with driving drunk until you hit somebody and kill them.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Tenet Resigns
If you go to the CIA cafeteria you can get a grilled cheese sandwich and the launch codes for intercontinental ballistic missiles.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Goodbye Mr. Tenet
When news breaks, the Daily Show isn't the first on the scene, but they have televisions, they know what's going on.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Jon Magazine
This month's issue of Jon Magazine is full of so many perfume inserts, people may ask if you are a Turkish prostitute.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Dead Presidents
Jon Stewart's advice to former presidents Ford and Carter is to die saving a baby.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - Don't Think About Boobies
President George W. Bush tries to look interested while listening to Pope John Paul II.
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