The Colbert Report
David Petraeus's "All In" Affair
Season 9 • 11/12/2012
David Petraeus resigns after admitting he had an affair with his biographer, Paula Broadwell.
The Colbert ReportS9 Difference Makers - Stephen Dick Jr.
New York State slams an exotic dance club with back taxes, but owner Stephen Dick Jr. petitions for an arts exemption.
The Colbert ReportS9 Nor'easter & Mitt Romney
The nor'easter is so powerful it wiped out the region's supply of t's and h's, and voters continue to stand with Mitt until Florida is counted.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 11/8/12
Art is a three-letter word for something unfortunate, scientists study friendship, and MSNBC host Rachel Maddow skips her show for The Report.
The Colbert ReportS9 Rachel Maddow
The MSNBC host talks about conservative election coverage and shares her book, "Drift: The Unmooring of American Military Power."
The Colbert ReportS9 The Plight of Platonic Relationships
Men are much more attracted to their female friends than vice versa -- and also more attracted to female acquaintances, female strangers and pictures of women on billboards.
The Colbert ReportS9 Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude - Santa's Pipe
Anti-smoking activist Pamela McColl edits out two verses in "T'was the Night Before Christmas," but Santa needs his vice to unwind.
The Colbert ReportS9 Colbert Super PAC SHH! - Karl Rove & Jon Stewart
Billionaires go after Karl Rove's thumbs, while anonymous, scary Colbert Super PAC SHH! donors trace Jon Stewart and Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS9 Ken Burns
The famous filmmaker talks about the Dust Bowl's devastation and the 1989 Central Park jogger case involving five innocent teens.
The Colbert ReportS9 Colbert Super PAC SHH! - Secret Second 501c4 - Trevor Potter
Stephen learns how to give Colbert Super PAC money to himself and thereby hide it forever from all eyes and use it in a way that he wishes.
The Colbert ReportS9 David Petraeus's "All In" Affair
CIA Director David Petraeus has an improper relationship with his biographer, which puts every biographer and subject, including Lincoln, under suspicion.
The Colbert ReportS9 2072: Race to the White Orb
The 2016 presidential election is really pre-heating up, but America needs to know the favorites for 2020 and 2072.
The Colbert ReportS9 Tip/Wag - Pranab Mukherjee, Brazilian Scientists, Sonia Sotomayor
The Hindu festival of lights follows liberal orders, Brazil researchers cure erectile dysfunction in rats, and Justice Sonia Sotomayor knocks princesses.
The Colbert ReportS9 Newt Gingrich Pt. 1
The former presidential candidate explores historical fiction, George Washington's leadership and America's future moon base.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 11/13/12
Government officials become role models, and former Speaker Newt Gingrich discusses his novel, "Victory at Yorktown."
The Colbert ReportS9 Newt Gingrich Pt. 2
The former House Speaker discusses Mitt Romney's campaign, the Latino vote and the dangers of Super PACs.
The Colbert ReportS9 Tony Kushner Pt. 1
Pulitzer Prize winner Tony Kushner describes how "Lincoln" is a bit like a state basketball tournament movie.
The Colbert ReportS9 High-Frequency Trading
Much like Maroon 5, computer traders make money just by churning out the same formula over and over again.
The Colbert ReportS9 Tony Kushner Pt. 2
Tony Kushner introduces a clip from "Lincoln" and explains how Barack Obama and Abraham Lincoln are similar.
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