The Colbert Report
Season 8 • 09/19/2012
Violinist Itzhak Perlman discusses his childhood training and the modern classical music scene.
Intro - 9/18/12The Colbert ReportS8
The Romney campaign runs into trouble, Apple scores a major legal victory, and Jeffrey Toobin examines President Obama's relationship with the Supreme Court.
Sign Off - Shrimp TossThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen catches a piece of shrimp in his mouth.
Jeffrey ToobinThe Colbert ReportS8
CNN's senior legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin discusses the Obamacare Supreme Court decision, Super PACs and Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
Tip/Wag - Apple-Samsung Lawsuit & Tabloid ClashThe Colbert ReportS8
Samsung shamelessly steals a proprietary Apple design breakthrough, and two so-called news sources betray the public trust.
Mitt Romney's Secret VideoThe Colbert ReportS8
Mitt Romney stands by his secretly taped stance that half of Americans are mindless moochers who don't pay income tax.
Logo Makeover for USA TodayThe Colbert ReportS8
In a digital era where print media is struggling, USA Today is focusing its energy where it counts: the logo.
Mitt Romney's & Barack Obama's Secret VideosThe Colbert ReportS8
Conservatives denounce Mitt Romney for his secret fundraising video, while Fox News boasts 14-year-old secret footage of President Obama.
The Word - Ask NotThe Colbert ReportS8
Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney articulates a positive, forward-looking vision of what he wouldn't have done in the past.
Intro - 9/19/12The Colbert ReportS8
The Romney campaign unveils its new strategy, revelations surface about the life of Jesus, and world-renowned violinist Itzhak Perlman sits down with Stephen.
Wife of JesusThe Colbert ReportS8
Before he had a wife, Jesus was a party animal always turning water into wine and hanging out with prostitutes.
Itzhak PerlmanThe Colbert ReportS8
Acclaimed violinist Itzhak Perlman shares his early fascination with classical music and questions the Colbert Bump.
Sign Off - Ask-O-MaticThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen uses his Errol Morris-inspired interview machine.
Errol MorrisThe Colbert ReportS8
Award-winning documentarian Errol Morris discusses the Jeffrey MacDonald murder case, the modern court system and his interview machine, the Interrotron.
Mitt Romney's Hispanic OutreachThe Colbert ReportS8
Republicans need to produce more angry white guys if they are going to stay in business, and Mitt Romney encourages self-deportation.
Vladimir Putin's Crane FlightThe Colbert ReportS8
Vladimir Putin's realistic crane costume will remind Russian citizens that any animal could secretly be Putin in disguise.
Mitt Romney's Hispanic Outreach - Esteban ColbertoThe Colbert ReportS8
Social conservative Esteban Colberto feels empowered knowing that he can throw himself out of America by his own bootstraps.
Alpha Dog of the Week - Cecilia GimenezThe Colbert ReportS8
Amateur restoration artist Cecilia Gimenez turns a naturalistic portrait of the Son of God into a dough-faced homunculus.
Sport Report - NFL Referee Lockout - Replacement Refs & RatingsThe Colbert ReportS8
NFL fans criticize stand-in referees, but the greatest worst calls in football history are actually good for business.
Sign Off - "America Again"The Colbert ReportS8
Stephen reads his book, "America Again: Re-Becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't."
Intro - 9/25/12The Colbert ReportS8
The polls disfavor Mitt Romney, the NFL combats outrage, and Claressa Shields is the first female boxer to nab Olympic gold.
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