The Colbert Report

Intro - 10/29/07

Season 3 • 10/29/2007

Exciting news from the McCain campaign -- the Straight Talk Express is fitted with a flux capacitor.

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05:04

Hail to the Cheese - Campaign Coverage Finance
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In order to be a top tier presidential candidate, Stephen needs more than zero point zero million dollars in the bank.
10/18/2007
00:27

Intro - 10/18/07
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Stephen sits down with Craig Newmark, founder of Craigslist, and puts our environment under a microscope.
10/18/2007
01:23

Sign Off - Portrait Unveiled
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Stephen unveils his new portrait -- and this year, he's taking things in an entirely new direction.
10/18/2007
05:34

Global Scrunching - Anderson Cooper
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Stephen asks Anderson Cooper how people can help the environment without any inconvenience.
10/18/2007
03:34

The Word - Absinthetinence
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America's youth: stay away from absinthe. It can damage your liver and kidneys and make you paint strange things.
10/29/2007
04:55

Richard Berman
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Rick Berman and Stephen discuss why smoking, drinking, eating and skydiving shouldn't be regulated.
10/29/2007
00:43

The Last Infographic
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It is a sad day in the news world, as USA Today prints its very last infographic, a chart showing which American streets are named after which candy.
10/29/2007
03:42

Tip/Wag - Sleep Deprivation
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Stephen tips his hat to The New York Times after his book hit number one, but wags his finger at neuroscientists at U.C. Berkeley for saying that people need sleep.
10/29/2007
04:48

Hail to the Cheese - Branded Killings
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After John McCain told the people of Smith & Wesson that he would use their products to kill Osama bin Laden, Stephen does the same with Isotoner gloves, Cinnabon and Head On.
10/29/2007
01:34

Sign Off - Rocktober
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Stephen honors the Boston Red Sox for punishing the Colorado Rockies and preserving the sanctity of Rocktober by adding a rock and roll creche to his bookshelf.
10/29/2007
00:35

Intro - 10/29/07
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The McCain campaign gets a technological boost, absinthe is in again, and guest Richard Berman opposes PETA and MADD.
10/29/2007
04:36

Earth Attacks - Georgia Drought
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Stephen tells us why nature is a bigger threat to us than we are to it, and recommends that Georgia beat the drought by blasting their air conditioners 24 hours a day.
10/30/2007
08:36

Massie Ritsch
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After learning that having his campaign funded by Doritos may be illegal, Stephen invites Massie Ritsch to explain campaign funding to him.
10/30/2007
06:16

J. Craig Venter
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Scientist Craig Venter stops by to talk about genome decoding, the imperfections of God and what gives Stephen gas.
10/30/2007
00:33

Intro - 10/30/07
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Stephen takes a look at campaign finance laws, introduces a new segment in which polar bears were killed and speaks with Craig Venter about the genetics field.
10/30/2007
01:24

Monkey on the Lam - Lobster Edition
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Last week in Germany, a pack of lobsters escaped from their crates and made a run for the ocean. Once recovered, however, the notoriously soft-hearted Germans didn't eat them.
10/31/2007
04:59

The Word - Job Description
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We've heard about immigration, health care, and who can say "9/11" five times fast with crackers in his mouth, but no candidate has given a job description of the presidency.
10/31/2007
03:17

Democra-SEE, Democra-DO - Elections
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America is in the middle of an election, so of course other little countries are holding their own adorable little elections, too.
10/31/2007
02:10

Hallo-Weening
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Stephen wishes he could wish everyone a happy Halloween, but he doesn't believe in celebrating panhandling.
10/31/2007
02:04

Obama's Grit-Off Challenge
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Stephen knew presidential politics could get personal, but he never guessed it would get as dirty as Barack Obama challenging him to a grit-off.
10/31/2007
00:34

Intro - 10/31/07
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Vladimir Putin's chances in elections around the world, how Bush reshaped the presidency, and proof of the old saying, "If at first you don't succeed, invade Iran."
10/31/2007
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