The Colbert Report
Exclusive - Better Know a District - Illinois' 17th - Phil Hare Pt. 1
Season 3 • 03/15/2007
Exclusive: Illinois' 17th, Pt. 1
The Colbert ReportS3 When Ancestors Attack - Barack Obama
Remember -- John F. Kennedy's presidential chances were almost spoiled when questions were asked about his heritage
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - High Fidelity
Upset you got fired, U.S. Attorneys? That's what unemployment insurance is for.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 3/14/07
Stephen talks to Ed Viesturs about climbing Mount Everest, and Bush draws increasing criticism for trying to install his own people as U.S. Attorneys.
The Colbert ReportS3 Rocky Mountain High
As an avid outdoorsman, Stephen understands that Rocky Mountain High is not about drugs.
The Colbert ReportS3 Ed Viesturs
Ed Viesturs agrees to plant a Colbert Report flag on top of Mount Everest the next time he goes.
The Colbert ReportS3 Ayaan Hirsi Ali
Stephen asks Ayaan Hirsi Ali if fundamentalist Christians should battle fundamentalist Muslims.
The Colbert ReportS3 St. Patrick's Day
St. Patrick's Day can't go on now that geneticists have discovered that the English and the Irish are a single people.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Candy
Stephen plans out a sweet dreamscape for his loyal audience.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 3/15/07
In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to Ayaan Hirsi Ali about fundamentalist Islam, and President Bush returns from his trip to Latin America.
The Colbert ReportS3 Better Know a District - Illinois' 17th - Phil Hare
Stephen takes his vitamin E -- a couple of caplets in the mouth keeps the blood flow going south.
The Colbert ReportS3 Exclusive - Better Know a District - Illinois' 17th - Phil Hare Pt. 1
In this Better Know a District outtake, Stephen asks Representative Phil Hare about embalming congressmen.
The Colbert ReportS3 Emanuel Attacks Stephen
Congressman Rahm Emanuel tells freshman students to avoid Stephen, and Stephen fights back by offering the congressman a severed finger.
The Colbert ReportS3 Alpha Dog of the Week - Pennies
After getting charged triple the amount of his normal electric bill, Robert Hancock paid the damage in pennies and is thus named Alpha Dog of the Week.
The Colbert ReportS3 Willie Nelson Tomorrow
In anticipation of Willie Nelson's appearance on The Report, Stephen speaks out against Willie Nelson's Country Peach Cobbler ice cream and promotes Americone Dream.
The Colbert ReportS3 Jerome Groopman
Dr. Jerome Groopman discusses "How Doctors Think" and explains that Dr. Gregory House is based on Sherlock Holmes, who was addicted to cocaine, not heroine.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Pound of Flesh
South Carolina has come up with a program to help control the prisoner population -- inmates can reduce their sentences by donating vital organs.
The Colbert ReportS3 ThreatDown - Seniors
Time Magazine, angry dancing seniors, fertility clinics and the FDA are all threatening America.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 3/19/07
Prisoners can donate organs in South Carolina, senior citizens speak out against the war in Iraq, and Stephen speaks with author Jerome Groopman
The Colbert ReportS3 Stephen Colbert Day - Honor
In celebration of Stephen Colbert Day, Stephen takes a few moments to honor Oshawa, Ontario, the city that will now give him free parking.
The Colbert ReportS3 Willie Recall
Stephen goes after Willie Nelson for his competing ice cream flavor with a vicious ad campaign.
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