The Colbert Report

Markos Moulitsas

Season 3 • 08/15/2007

You cannot swing a cat today without hitting a hate group.

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01:20

DNA: Could It Happen To You? - Incrimination
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Stephen discovers he is the next in a long line of famous people who have DNA.
08/14/2007
06:22

Jerry Miller
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DNA freed Jerry Miller after 26 years in prison. Stephen presents him with a card.
08/14/2007
05:27

Dr. Spencer Wells
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Stephen's grandfather collected over 100,000 issues of National Geographic
08/14/2007
05:58

DNA: Could It Happen To You? - Jackknife
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When a tanker truck full of Formula 401 jackknifes, Stephen decides to learn more about DNA.
08/14/2007
03:35

The Word - Potential
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Alberto Gonzales could become a one-man justice system, like RoboCop.
08/15/2007
00:44

Sign Off - Doctor's Orders
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Stephen thinks the e-collar his doctor instructed him to wear is totally unnecessary.
08/15/2007
01:45

Jewish Colbert Ancestry
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If Stephen's Jewish grandmother had testicles, she would be his Jewish grandfather.
08/15/2007
05:37

Michael Wallis
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Michael Wallis is the author of "The Lincoln Highway," which goes from San Francisco to Times Square. Stephen assumes it's for shuttling gay people to Broadway musicals.
08/15/2007
00:30

Intro - 8/15/07
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In tonight's episode, Stephen discusses driving with author Michael Wallis, and Alberto Gonzales gets the power to fast track executions.
08/15/2007
01:46

Monkey on the Lam - Oliver
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Beware! A monkey escaped from the Tupelo Zoo after he picked the lock to his cage again.
08/15/2007
05:51

Markos Moulitsas
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Stephen catches Markos Moulitsas, founder of DailyKos.com, in a truly hateful position.
08/15/2007
05:17

Andrew Keen
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Andrew Keen, author of "The Cult of the Amateur," believes the Internet has replaced professionals with amateurs. It's certainly true of porn.
08/16/2007
00:31

Intro - 8/16/07
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In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with author Andrew Keen and takes a look at the Iowa Straw Poll.
08/16/2007
06:48

Mike Huckabee
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Thanks to the Colbert Bump, Governor Mike Huckabee will be the next President of the United States.
08/16/2007
04:05

Cheating Death - Gene Therapy
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Gene therapy will cure our most devastating health problems -- like erectile dysfunction in mice.
08/16/2007
02:40

Colbert-Branson Trainwreck
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Stephen tries to quiet rumors about the most explosive interview of the year -- The Colbert-Branson Trainwreck.
08/16/2007
00:44

WristStrong Bracelets
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Stephen's audience has been given WristStrong bracelets with instruction to surrender them to anyone they meet who is famous.
08/20/2007
03:08

The Word - Made in Iraq
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Stephen thinks we should make all our stuff in Iraq, and use the Iraqi model on every country that has something he wants.
08/20/2007
00:32

Intro - 8/20/07
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In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with LEGO artist Nathan Sawaya and takes a look at the people who are keeping our borders safe.
08/20/2007
04:39

Nathan Sawaya
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Stephen asks Nathan Sawaya if becoming a LEGO artist was the best way he could think of to tell his parents to go to hell.
08/20/2007
06:26

Nailed 'Em - Northern Border
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The northern border patrol is working at keeping out Canadian drug fiends.
08/20/2007
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