The Colbert Report
Season 2 E 144 • 10/14/2006
Stephen warns celebrities to announce whether they are gay or not.
Better Know a Challenger - New Jersey's 4th - Carol GayThe Colbert ReportS2 E130
New Jersey's 4th District Congressman Christopher Smith wouldn't sit down with Stephen, but his challenger, Carol Gay, would.
Brian SchweitzerThe Colbert ReportS2 E130
Stephen is disappointed to learn from Montana Governor Brian Schweitzer that the state has given into the Feds and adopted speed limits.
Congratulatory MailThe Colbert ReportS2 E130
Stephen has received the first piece of congratulatory mail for the one-year anniversary of The Report. Enclosed is two dollars, which he intends to keep.
North Korean Weapons Test ScareThe Colbert ReportS2 E130
An earthquake in Southeast Asia prompted fears that North Korea was testing another nuclear weapon. Stephen says Kim Jong-il should bring it on.
Jeff SwartzThe Colbert ReportS2 E144
CEO of Timberland, Jeff Swartz, argues that you can run a corporation and have a positive impact on the environment at the same time.
The Word - ExpectingThe Colbert ReportS2 E144
Stephen suggests that the Republican senators who lost their seats be impregnated with a womb transplant to save the embryos they wanted to destroy.
Stephen Jr. in CanadaThe Colbert ReportS2 E144
Since his release from captivity, Stephen Jr. has ventured off to Canada, but with your help, Stephen thinks we can get him to come back to America.
Vote For Gail JingleThe Colbert ReportS2 E144
Stephen blames Gail Parker, the independent candidate in Virginia, for the Republicans losing control of the Senate.
Kid Activity Corner - Nancy Pelosi Hand TurkeysThe Colbert ReportS2 E144
To help decorate for Thanksgiving, Stephen gives step by step instructions on how to create your very own Nancy Pelosi hand turkey.
Intro - 10/14/06The Colbert ReportS2 E144
In this episode, Stephen looks at the possibilities of getting a new womb, finds out what the rest of the world thinks of our election and interviews Timberland CEO Jeffrey Swartz.
Lesbian RolesThe Colbert ReportS2 E144
Stephen delivers the big news about Eva Longoria and Beyonce not playing lesbian lovers in an upcoming movie.
Intro - 8/15/06The Colbert ReportS2 E104
Ways to increase voter turnout, everything you need to know about today's top stories, and David Gergen -- who can finally answer the question: Bush, great or greatest?
All You Need to Know - Proper Condom UseThe Colbert ReportS2 E104
Stephen gives you All You Need To Know about the Mexican elections, Pluto's planetary status, the West African rhino and how to put on a condom.
David GergenThe Colbert ReportS2 E104
Stephen has heard that David Gergen is a moderate Republican, and he wants some answers about exactly how that makes any sense.
Sharing the Spotlight with AhmadinejadThe Colbert ReportS2 E104
First Stephen had to share the cover of Newsweek with Iranian President Ahmadinejad -- and now he has to share "60 Minutes," too.
The Word - Dumb-ocracyThe Colbert ReportS2 E104
Stephen doesn't like the idea of fining people who don't vote, since it punishes the poor. He'd prefer to pay the poor not to vote and empower them with lottery tickets.
Hungarian Bridge Progress ReportThe Colbert ReportS2 E104
Votes in favor of naming a bridge in Hungary after Stephen: 1,774. That's only 1,212,386 votes behind the leader!
The WaveThe Colbert ReportS2 E131
Stephen has decided to honor Crazy George by starting the wave across all of Stadium America.
Tip/Wag - Midterm Elections EditionThe Colbert ReportS2 E131
Stephen tips his hat to Air America for filing for bankruptcy protection at the right time -- just before midterm elections.
Bush Impersonator ImpersonatorThe Colbert ReportS2 E131
Fox News gave poor marks to a Bush impersonator who appeared with Barbra Streisand, despite praising him when he appeared with Bush.
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