The Colbert Report
Intro - 5/3/07
Season 3 • 05/03/2007
Secularism catches fire in Europe. Stephen hopes that's not a metaphor.
Intro - 5/2/07The Colbert ReportS3
George Bush vetoes the Iraq funding bill, guest Gina Kolata says Americans are obsessed with losing weight, and captured terrorists: should they be sent abroad to be tortured?
HR 1591The Colbert ReportS3
Bill HR 1591 opposing the Iraq war was born May 1st, 2007 at 3:30 p.m. It died May 1st, 2007 at 6:10 p.m. Stephen is sorry for the Democrats' loss.
Gina KolataThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen asks Gina Kolata what the one food is he can eat that will make him lose weight and make sure he never dies.
Mike GravelThe Colbert ReportS3
Senator Mike Gravel believes Spartans encouraged homosexuality because they fight harder for the people they love.
The Word - Better Safe Than SorryThe Colbert ReportS3
If your name sounds like a terrorist's name, Stephen urges you to prove you are not a terrorist by turning yourself in.
Battle of the SurfacesThe Colbert ReportS3
How would the Indianapolis Colts stack up against this weekend's Kentucky Derby winner? You cannot sack what you cannot catch.
Sign Off - ImpatiensThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen has to get his inpatients in this weekend.
Conn IgguldenThe Colbert ReportS3
Conn Iggulden tells Stephen why it's so important for boys to play dangerous games.
Better Know a District - Virginia's 11th - Tom DavisThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen asks Tom Davis if he'd be willing to be tagged and fitted with a radio collar as part of the Republicans' captive breeding program.
The Word - The UnquisitionThe Colbert ReportS3
Atheists have finally joined the game and they're selling it hard, including their own manifesto and de-baptisms.
Intro - 5/3/07The Colbert ReportS3
Secularism is spreading through Europe, Stephen profiles Virginia's 11th District, and guest Conn Igguden talks about the importance of childhood games.
Cheating Death - VaxadrinThe Colbert ReportS3
Vaxadrin is the only weight loss pill recommended by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA.
Intro - 5/7/07The Colbert ReportS3
Democrats widen the definition of hate crime, Stephen introduces a new segment on health, and Richard Preston tells Stephen about people having sex in trees.
The Word - The IntolerantThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen suggests a love crimes bill, which would prohibit intolerance of anyone who loves God so much that he cannot tolerate his fellow man.
Republican Debate - DiversityThe Colbert ReportS3
Last week's Republican presidential debate featured all the big hitters in the big tent.
Bonjour, Mon FrereThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen thinks he had something to do with the election of new French President Nicolas Sarkozy since he doesn't pronounce the "T" in his last name.
Richard PrestonThe Colbert ReportS3
Richard Preston tells Stephen about people who have sex in hammocks in giant tress.
The Word - Rendered MootThe Colbert ReportS3
Hillary Clinton's refusal to admit a mistake is her most presidential attribute.
ThreatDown - OprahThe Colbert ReportS3
Current threats include Oprah, publicists, Austrian animal rights activists, spiders and Knut, the abandoned polar bear.
Intro - 5/8/07The Colbert ReportS3
Tonight, Stephen reports on Hillary Clinton's repeal, details Oprah's presidential candidate pick and interviews author Nassim Nicholas Taleb.
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