The Colbert Report
Who's Watching the Watchdog? - Liam McCormack
Season 6 • 06/03/2010
Stephen wants Consumer Reports' Liam McCormack to tell him which car will get him laid.
Tip/Wag - Foxconn, Charles Taylor & Naomi CampbellThe Colbert ReportS6
Foxconn makes their workers sign a non-suicide pact, and prosecutors call for Naomi Campbell to testify against Charles Taylor.
Japan's Special Election - Kazuo MyazakiThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen endorses Disembodied Japanese Robot Mouth for Japan's next prime minister and tests Kazuo Myazaki on who he thinks will win.
Lisa MillerThe Colbert ReportS6
Lisa Miller says the problem with the popular belief about Heaven right now is that God isn't there.
Sign Off - Parting Gifts for Kazuo MyazakiThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen checks in with Kazuo Myazaki and offers him some lovely parting gifts.
Intro - 6/2/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen shows shocking footage of someone working in Spain, and Lisa Miller spends seven minutes in Heaven.
Craziest F#?ing Thing I've Ever Heard - Gored BullfighterThe Colbert ReportS6
Famed bullfighter Julio Aparicio gets gored in the throat so deep that the bull's horn comes out of his mouth.
Who's Riding My Coattails Now? - iPad Suit PocketThe Colbert ReportS6
While the Wall Street Journal was ignoring Stephen's contribution to men's fashion, he invented a new kind of pocket.
Crude & UnusualThe Colbert ReportS6
The nuclear option isn't guaranteed to work and would violate international treaties, but it would turn the ocean floor into glass.
Vampire WeekendThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen reads Vampire Weekend "The Elements of Style" to prove the necessity of the Oxford comma.
Intro - 6/3/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen visits the offices of Consumer Reports, and Vampire Weekend makes a rare vampire weeknight appearance.
Who's Watching the Watchdog? - Liam McCormackThe Colbert ReportS6
Liam McCormack admits that Consumer Reports has never tested whether or not being electrocuted by a toaster makes you immune to electricity.
Charity Begins at 11:30The Colbert ReportS6
Bing offers to donate $2,500 to a charity of Stephen's choice every time he says the word "bing."
Intro - 6/7/10The Colbert ReportS6
Every order of shrimp from Louisiana comes pre-blackened, and Jonathan Alter reviews President Obama's first year.
Sign Off - Gulf of America FundThe Colbert ReportS6
The Colbert Nation Gulf of America Fund is the one time you want to hear that a charity is skimming money from the top.
Oil's Well That Never EndsThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen shows President Obama how to appear angry over the oil spill by ripping off his sleeves and beating up BP CEO Tony Hayward.
Oil Spill Rage - James CarvilleThe Colbert ReportS6
James Carville knows who to blame for the BP oil spill and explains how President Obama should respond to the crisis.
Jonathan AlterThe Colbert ReportS6
Jonathan Alter believes that President Obama made history right after coming into office by preventing another Great Depression.
The Word - P.R.-mageddonThe Colbert ReportS6
As long as Tony Hayward stays the public face of BP, he'll draw the stink off the rest of the company.
Obama's Whoomp! There It Is ControversyThe Colbert ReportS6
Hawaii needs to release Obama's official government rap certificate to prove he was not a member of the Tag Team crew.
Sign Off - The Most Useless MachineThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen signs off with the most useless machine.
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