The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Intro - Fred Ackerman's Life Sucks
Season 4 E 67 • 12/06/1999

For Fred Ackerman of Conestoga, Ohio, life sucks.

Watching

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Other News - Pup Tense

Visitors to a British sea life center find it amusing to watch a slowly dehydrating seal pup struggle for life.
12/02/1999
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Michael Boatman

Michael Boatman and Jon talk about competing against one other on "Celebrity Jeopardy."
12/02/1999
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Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - James Bond

Frank DeCaro believes the new James Bond movie is a training video on how to be a straight man while dressing like a gay man.
12/02/1999
00:12

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Moment of Zen - Bill Clinton Touches an Apple

Bill Clinton tenderly touches a piece of apple and says, "It made a big difference."
12/06/1999
04:05

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Paul Rudd

Actor Paul Rudd discusses being a big Jon Stewart fan, not being invited to screenings of films he's in and computer cookies.
12/06/1999
03:45

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Indecision 2000 - 2000 GOP Debate

Steve Carell, Mo Rocca and Vance DeGeneres test out their new custom-made jackets at the 2000 GOP debate in Manchester, New Hampshire.
12/06/1999
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Headlines - Gripes of Raft

Fidel Castro has accused the U.S. of kidnapping six-year-old Elian Gonzalez who arrived to the U.S. in an inner tube.
12/06/1999
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Public Excess - Jewish Puppets & Glitter Lapels

If you aren't watching public access television, you're missing singing Jewish puppets, a Japanese girl wearing rabbit ears and a woman with glitter lapels.
12/06/1999
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Other News - Martian of Error

NASA releases a video simulation of what the Mars landing would have looked like had it been a video simulation.
12/06/1999
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Indecision 2000 - Leadership Down

Republican presidential candidates met in Phoenix, AZ, for the second televised debate.
12/06/1999
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Intro - Fred Ackerman's Life Sucks

For Fred Ackerman of Conestoga, Ohio, life sucks.
12/06/1999
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Millennial Moment - The Fabulous Millenium

Frank DeCaro explains how people from history are reincarnated into television personalities, like Madonna coming back as Madonna.
12/08/1999
04:36

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My Least Favorite Martian

Steve Stern protests against 3rd Rock from the Sun for portraying aliens as moronic as opposed to murderous.
12/08/1999
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Headlines - Arresting Development

The Supreme Court will decide if the Miranda warning is a ruling of law or just a suggestion, like when Thurgood Marshall suggested everyone see Klute.
12/08/1999
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This Just In - Award of the State

Sean Connery receives an award from the Kennedy Centers Honor Gala and a death threat from President Clinton.
12/08/1999
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Moment of Zen - Barbie Doll

A Barbie doll is prepped for her wedding day.
12/08/1999
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Bob Dole

Bob Dole discusses the country coming together during World War II, and then asks the audience for some money.
12/08/1999
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Other News - Next of Ken

To appease the restless spirit of his dead wife, a Taiwanese man marries an actual Barbie doll.
12/08/1999
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Headlines - Butt Seriously

Jennifer Lopez takes out a $1 billion insurance plan for her platinum ass.
12/08/1999
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Headlines - Proxy Lady

Chelsea Clinton is set to take over some First Lady duties when Hillary Clinton jumps into the New York Senate race.
12/09/1999
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Bob Dole

Bob Dole believes there will be a woman president one of these days.
12/09/1999