The Colbert Report
The Pope and Iraq
Season 3 • 04/12/2007
The Democrat party has stuffed Jesus back in the tomb.
Sport Report - Spirit LosesThe Colbert ReportS3
The Saginaw Spirit's season is over, but Stephen looks forward to covering Ontario League Hockey again next year.
Sign Off - Not LiterallyThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen (or equivalent) will see you tomorrow.
The Word - Season PassThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen doesn't like reality TV -- anything that makes stars of ordinary people takes money out of the pockets of extraordinary people like him.
Intro - 4/11/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen discusses Islam with author Vali Nasr and breaks the big news from the annual leatherback turtle migration.
Vali NasrThe Colbert ReportS3
Vali Nasr discusses the difference between Sunnis and Shias -- though Stephen thought the major difference was whether they greeted us with flowers or candy.
Sign Off - French Canadian ViewersThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen says goodnight to his French Canadian viewers.
Intro - 4/12/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen discusses the role of religion in public life with Dr. Richard Land and building manager Tad goes to an eagle festival.
Dr. Richard LandThe Colbert ReportS3
Dr. Richard Land of the Southern Baptist Convention gives Stephen the scoop on Northern Baptists.
A Girl for Stephen Jr.The Colbert ReportS3
Tad the Building Manager goes to the Eagle Festival in search of a girlfriend for Stephen Jr.
The Word - Body ArmorThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen isn't saying we don't face challenges in Iraq -- they still don't get his show in the Sunni triangle.
The Pope and IraqThe Colbert ReportS3
If the Pope wants a project, Stephen could help him get his own ice cream.
Sign Off - Fondest MemoriesThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen details where in your brain you can find tonight's episode.
Paulina Likes StephenThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen isn't surprised that Paulina Porizkova thinks he's hot, since looking at Ric Ocasek is like looking in a mirror.
Mope RetractionThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen misidentifies the Mormon pope, but calls on the Mormon church to correct the mistake.
Intro - 4/16/07The Colbert ReportS3
Alberto Gonzales prepares to testify before Congress, Paul Wolfowitz gets his girlfriend a high-paying job, and Senator John Kerry talks to Stephen about the environment.
The Metaphor-Off Is OnThe Colbert ReportS3
Sean Penn picks up the gauntlet after Stephen draws a line in the sand.
Alpha Dog of the Week - Paul WolfowitzThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen makes Paul Wolfowitz his Alpha Dog of the Week for lifting his leg on the World Bank.
The Word - Clean SlateThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen feels the only way Alberto Gonzales can get a clean slate is to clean his own slate.
John KerryThe Colbert ReportS3
John Kerry hints that this may not be the first time he did not consider running for president.
Elaine PagelsThe Colbert ReportS3
Elaine Pagels tells Stephen about the gospel according to Judas.
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