The Colbert Report
The Pope and Iraq
Season 3 • 04/12/2007
The Democrat party has stuffed Jesus back in the tomb.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sport Report - Spirit Loses
The Saginaw Spirit's season is over, but Stephen looks forward to covering Ontario League Hockey again next year.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Not Literally
Stephen (or equivalent) will see you tomorrow.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Season Pass
Stephen doesn't like reality TV -- anything that makes stars of ordinary people takes money out of the pockets of extraordinary people like him.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 4/11/07
Stephen discusses Islam with author Vali Nasr and breaks the big news from the annual leatherback turtle migration.
The Colbert ReportS3 Vali Nasr
Vali Nasr discusses the difference between Sunnis and Shias -- though Stephen thought the major difference was whether they greeted us with flowers or candy.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - French Canadian Viewers
Stephen says goodnight to his French Canadian viewers.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 4/12/07
Stephen discusses the role of religion in public life with Dr. Richard Land and building manager Tad goes to an eagle festival.
The Colbert ReportS3 Dr. Richard Land
Dr. Richard Land of the Southern Baptist Convention gives Stephen the scoop on Northern Baptists.
The Colbert ReportS3 A Girl for Stephen Jr.
Tad the Building Manager goes to the Eagle Festival in search of a girlfriend for Stephen Jr.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Body Armor
Stephen isn't saying we don't face challenges in Iraq -- they still don't get his show in the Sunni triangle.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Pope and Iraq
If the Pope wants a project, Stephen could help him get his own ice cream.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Fondest Memories
Stephen details where in your brain you can find tonight's episode.
The Colbert ReportS3 Paulina Likes Stephen
Stephen isn't surprised that Paulina Porizkova thinks he's hot, since looking at Ric Ocasek is like looking in a mirror.
The Colbert ReportS3 Mope Retraction
Stephen misidentifies the Mormon pope, but calls on the Mormon church to correct the mistake.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 4/16/07
Alberto Gonzales prepares to testify before Congress, Paul Wolfowitz gets his girlfriend a high-paying job, and Senator John Kerry talks to Stephen about the environment.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Metaphor-Off Is On
Sean Penn picks up the gauntlet after Stephen draws a line in the sand.
The Colbert ReportS3 Alpha Dog of the Week - Paul Wolfowitz
Stephen makes Paul Wolfowitz his Alpha Dog of the Week for lifting his leg on the World Bank.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Clean Slate
Stephen feels the only way Alberto Gonzales can get a clean slate is to clean his own slate.
The Colbert ReportS3 John Kerry
John Kerry hints that this may not be the first time he did not consider running for president.
The Colbert ReportS3 Elaine Pagels
Elaine Pagels tells Stephen about the gospel according to Judas.