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Intro - 5/15/07
Season 3 • 05/15/2007
College students should sync up "An Inconvenient Truth" with
Dark Side of the Moon
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04:30
The Colbert Report
S3
Tip/Wag - Mitt Romney
Mitt Romney gets a wag of the finger for speaking out against polygamy while the Boston Pops get a tip of the hat for having audience members who rumble.
05/14/2007
07:06
The Colbert Report
S3
William Langewiesche
William Langewiesche explains to Stephen why America shouldn't spend too much time worrying about other nations getting the nuclear bomb.
05/14/2007
02:30
The Colbert Report
S3
Ferrari List
As Stephen was getting ready to buy a new Ferrari, he learned that there's a shortage and a waiting list. Luckily, he's next in line on a kidney list and willing to trade.
05/14/2007
01:50
The Colbert Report
S3
Alpha Dog of the Week - Michael Wiley
Triple amputee Michael Wiley tore down the wall of stereotype, showing that disabled people are not always nice, sweet and innocent, but mean and great at driving.
05/15/2007
06:17
The Colbert Report
S3
Walter Isaacson
Walter Isaacson speaks to Stephen about Albert Einstein's rebellious childhood and how he used the Nobel Prize to get his wife to divorce him.
05/15/2007
04:04
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Heated Debate
Barry Lucier shouldn't be forced to watch movies he doesn't agree with -- college is not a place to learn new ideas.
05/15/2007
02:04
The Colbert Report
S3
Pasadena, India
Stephen reports on the demise of the mainstream media with a story about two reporters in India who are covering local Pasadena news.
05/15/2007
02:29
The Colbert Report
S3
Bonus Wag - Bush Graphic
Stephen gives a bonus wag to CNN International for airing a "Bush Resigns" graphic when they meant Tony Blair. He then shows us exactly how much time Bush has left in office.
05/15/2007
01:16
The Colbert Report
S3
R.I.P. Ted Maiman
Stephen pays tribute to Dr. Ted Maiman, the inventor of the first working laser. He honors him by letting him know that his ray of light was a true ray of light.
05/15/2007
01:50
The Colbert Report
S3
McNulty Guilty
Stephen is so excited to announce that Deputy Attorney General Paul J. McNulty has resigned, he draws a Fu Manchu on his face.
05/15/2007
00:34
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 5/15/07
A college student objects to watching "An Inconvenient Truth," Stephen sees things in Wolf Blitzer's beard and Walter Isaacson joins Stephen to talk Einstein.
05/15/2007
00:12
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - Name of City Here
Stephen says goodnight to name of city here.
05/16/2007
06:50
The Colbert Report
S3
Howard Dean
Stephen asks Howard Dean, hypothetically, which candidate would he support: Arack Bobama or Mallory Vinton?
05/16/2007
03:59
The Colbert Report
S3
Formidable Opponent - Peanuts
President Bush is the Lucy in Chief and we have to trust his handling of the Iraq ball. Don't do it, Charlie Brown!
05/16/2007
04:18
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Level Playing Field
Like Rudy Giuliani, Paralympic sprinter Oscar Pistorius is simply turning a misfortune into an advantage.
05/16/2007
00:28
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 5/16/07
Stephen asks if athletes with prosthetics should compete in the Olympics, how much time we should give the surge in Iraq, and how Howard Dean rigged the midterm elections.
05/16/2007
03:33
The Colbert Report
S3
Second Republican Debate
Republican presidential candidates --you can say you're pro-torture all you want, but actions scream louder than words.
05/16/2007
04:19
The Colbert Report
S3
The Hammer Is Here!
Stephen gets fired up for his interview with Tom DeLay, and Greenpeace rebuilds Noah's ark.
05/17/2007
06:51
The Colbert Report
S3
Tom DeLay
Stephen asks Tom DeLay, author of "No Retreat, No Surrender," how to get rid of this country's Democrat infestation.
05/17/2007
00:06
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - Rafters
Stephen lets Texas' 22nd district soar again.
05/17/2007
06:35
The Colbert Report
S3
Randy Kearse
Stephen asks Randy Kearse, author of "Changin' Your Game Plan," if he has any advice for a certain former majority leader.
05/17/2007
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