The Colbert Report
The Word - Missed Opportunity
Season 2 E 112 • 09/12/2006
Stephen wants to use captured terrorists to scare Americans into voting Republican.
The Colbert ReportS2 E111Manilow's Emmy
Upon reflection over vacation, Stephen is glad he didn't win an Emmy award since his balloons would pop on its wings.
The Colbert ReportS2 E111The Path to 9/11
The fifth anniversary of 9/11 is a time for the nation to reflect, come together and watch TV.
The Colbert ReportS2 E111Intro - 9/11/06
In this episode, Stephen discusses George Allen's possible plagiarism of an amendment, the new ABC miniseries based on 9/11 and interviews comedian Martin Short.
The Colbert ReportS2 E111Martin Short
Stephen asks Martin Short what it's like to interview guests in character.
The Colbert ReportS2 E111Sign Off - Lullaby Clap
As not to infringe on any copywritten lullabies, Stephen claps one instead of singing it.
The Colbert ReportS2 E112Toby Keith
American hero Toby Keith talks about his new movie and smoking weed with Willie Nelson.
The Colbert ReportS2 E112Green Screen Challenge - Entry
Stephen talks about a recent entry to the green screen challenge and explains how you can enter, too.
The Colbert ReportS2 E112Sign Off - Special Episode
Tomorrow will be a special Colbert Report -- just like all of them.
The Colbert ReportS2 E112Intro - 9/12/06
President Bush can't seem to open a door without an explosion and a Jedi Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS2 E112Better Know a Challenger - New Jersey's 3rd - Richard Sexton
Stephen meets with Democratic challenger Richard Sexton and helps him plan for the congratulatory phone call to his opponent when he loses.
The Colbert ReportS2 E112The Word - Missed Opportunity
To keep the American people scared, Stephen suggests taking the 14 captured terrorists on a personal appearance tour: Monsters of Terror '06.
The Colbert ReportS2 E113Formidable Opponent - Iraq Withdrawal
We have to wait for the cake of a democratic Middle East to rise. If you pull it out of the oven too soon, the cake will fall.
The Colbert ReportS2 E113Sign Off - Cigarettes
What other industry would give us more of what we crave for free, and keep it a secret?
The Colbert ReportS2 E113Ken Jennings
"Brainiac" author and "Jeopardy" champ Ken Jennings tells Stephen what it's like knowing things no one else cares about.
The Colbert ReportS2 E113The Word - Caveat Emptor
If you're one of the suckers who bought "A Million Little Pieces," don't act like a victim, victimize someone else.
The Colbert ReportS2 E113The Colmandos
Stephen sends his crack team of commandos -- the Colmandos -- to rescue his son.
The Colbert ReportS2 E113Intro - 9/13/06
The author of "A Million Little Pieces" agrees to refund money to dissatisfied readers, and Stephen hopes Dan Brown is listening.
The Colbert ReportS2 E114Tip/Wag - NASA
NASA, it's your job to get the president to Mars, even if that means building a giant space cannon.
The Colbert ReportS2 E114Sexy Photo
Condoleezza Rice may or may not be dating Canadian Foreign Minister Peter MacKay.
The Colbert ReportS2 E114Bridge Contest
Stephen wins a contest to have a Hungarian bridge named after him.
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