The Colbert Report
The Word - Missed Opportunity
Season 2 E 112 • 09/12/2006
Stephen wants to use captured terrorists to scare Americans into voting Republican.
Manilow's EmmyThe Colbert ReportS2 E111
Upon reflection over vacation, Stephen is glad he didn't win an Emmy award since his balloons would pop on its wings.
The Path to 9/11The Colbert ReportS2 E111
The fifth anniversary of 9/11 is a time for the nation to reflect, come together and watch TV.
Intro - 9/11/06The Colbert ReportS2 E111
In this episode, Stephen discusses George Allen's possible plagiarism of an amendment, the new ABC miniseries based on 9/11 and interviews comedian Martin Short.
Martin ShortThe Colbert ReportS2 E111
Stephen asks Martin Short what it's like to interview guests in character.
Sign Off - Lullaby ClapThe Colbert ReportS2 E111
As not to infringe on any copywritten lullabies, Stephen claps one instead of singing it.
Toby KeithThe Colbert ReportS2 E112
American hero Toby Keith talks about his new movie and smoking weed with Willie Nelson.
Green Screen Challenge - EntryThe Colbert ReportS2 E112
Stephen talks about a recent entry to the green screen challenge and explains how you can enter, too.
Sign Off - Special EpisodeThe Colbert ReportS2 E112
Tomorrow will be a special Colbert Report -- just like all of them.
Intro - 9/12/06The Colbert ReportS2 E112
President Bush can't seem to open a door without an explosion and a Jedi Stephen.
Better Know a Challenger - New Jersey's 3rd - Richard SextonThe Colbert ReportS2 E112
Stephen meets with Democratic challenger Richard Sexton and helps him plan for the congratulatory phone call to his opponent when he loses.
The Word - Missed OpportunityThe Colbert ReportS2 E112
To keep the American people scared, Stephen suggests taking the 14 captured terrorists on a personal appearance tour: Monsters of Terror '06.
Formidable Opponent - Iraq WithdrawalThe Colbert ReportS2 E113
We have to wait for the cake of a democratic Middle East to rise. If you pull it out of the oven too soon, the cake will fall.
Sign Off - CigarettesThe Colbert ReportS2 E113
What other industry would give us more of what we crave for free, and keep it a secret?
Ken JenningsThe Colbert ReportS2 E113
"Brainiac" author and "Jeopardy" champ Ken Jennings tells Stephen what it's like knowing things no one else cares about.
The Word - Caveat EmptorThe Colbert ReportS2 E113
If you're one of the suckers who bought "A Million Little Pieces," don't act like a victim, victimize someone else.
The ColmandosThe Colbert ReportS2 E113
Stephen sends his crack team of commandos -- the Colmandos -- to rescue his son.
Intro - 9/13/06The Colbert ReportS2 E113
The author of "A Million Little Pieces" agrees to refund money to dissatisfied readers, and Stephen hopes Dan Brown is listening.
Tip/Wag - NASAThe Colbert ReportS2 E114
NASA, it's your job to get the president to Mars, even if that means building a giant space cannon.
Sexy PhotoThe Colbert ReportS2 E114
Condoleezza Rice may or may not be dating Canadian Foreign Minister Peter MacKay.
Bridge ContestThe Colbert ReportS2 E114
Stephen wins a contest to have a Hungarian bridge named after him.
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