The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Commencement Address

Season 4 • 04/25/2000

Stephen Colbert officially offers his commencement services to the graduation industry.

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04:31

For the Love of the Flame
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Vance DeGeneres, in his role as Chief Daily Show Futurist, is certain New York will host the 2012 Olympics and leads a tour of the city of the future.
04/24/2000
03:05

Headlines - Gonzalez in 60 Seconds
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Jon reports on the Easter basket Janet Reno delivered to Elian Gonzalez' home over the weekend, which included 20 armed agents.
04/24/2000
01:36

This Just In - Gulls Gone Wild
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A Minnesota performance artist covered a suit in popcorn, lay down, and allowed seagulls to peck the food off his body. Jon tells us how the birds repaid him.
04/24/2000
01:15

Headlines - Losing a Bundle
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Fresh from breaking up the Elian Gonzales media monopoly, the Justice Department sets its sights on Microsoft.
04/25/2000
01:51

Headlines - Pest Defense
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If New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani can get rid of 90-95 percent of the city's homeless, he can do the same for mosquitoes.
04/25/2000
00:51

Intro - Virginity
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Jon can relate to Kirsten Dunst's new movie, "The Virgin Suicides."
04/25/2000
04:19

Kirsten Dunst
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Kirsten Dunst likes the idea of an 80's-themed prom so she can dress up in Madonna's "Like a Virgin" fashion.
04/25/2000
00:13

Moment of Zen - Giuliani with Mosquitoes
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The sound of mosquitoes fills the air as Mayor Rudy Giuliani poses next to a Madame Tussaud's wax replica of himself.
04/25/2000
03:13

Ugly American - Elian the Spy
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Do you think that's really a Speak & Spell in Elian Gonzales' little hands? C'mon, wake up, Senor.
04/25/2000
02:18

Other News - Oreo Experienced?
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With the introduction of Nabisco's new milk-changing Oreo technology, we can all sleep better at night knowing where snacking is going in this decade.
04/25/2000
04:48

Commencement Address
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Mom and Dad's money wasn't wasted after all -- you've got a reporter from the .6 Nielsen-rated basic cable fake news show speaking at your commencement.
04/25/2000
00:35

A Great Moment in Confederacy History - Jefferson Davis
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The South moved on up, but the North was there in overwhelming numbers, and crushed them.
04/27/2000
01:43

Indecision 2000 - Republican Menu
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The Republicans raise a record shattering $21.3 million for George W. Bush with the help of AT&T, Philip Morris and the NRA.
04/27/2000
05:03

Risky Bisqueness
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Charles the Lobster does not want to return to the ocean with its rocks and cold water. He wants to stay in America where there is butter.
04/27/2000
00:12

Moment of Zen - Lobster Patriotism
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A lobster wielding an American flag.
04/27/2000
01:29

Indecision 2000 - Pinata
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Given the fickle American political landscape, George W. Bush hedges his bets by also running for president in Mexico.
04/27/2000
04:53

Stephen Baldwin
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In Stephen Baldwin's new game, actors are bonds and movies are stocks.
04/27/2000
02:02

Popular Music Omnibus - Rock Roundup
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Lou Reed, Eurythmics and Alanis Morissette will band together to form the next Council of Trent.
04/27/2000
00:47

Indecision 2000 - Turkey
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John McCain makes a visit to Vietnam to apologize to the Vietnamese people for the career of Oliver Stone.
04/27/2000
01:55

This Just In - Mein Kopf
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A Russian exhibit has opened featuring Adolf Hitler's skull, and scientists want to run DNA tests to prove its authenticity. Does that mean he could be cloned, too?
05/01/2000
03:45

Jan Terri: Video Vanguard
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Stacy Grenrock-Woods goes behind the music with Jan Terri, a musician and star of multiple groundbreaking music videos.
05/01/2000
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