The Colbert Report

Maria Shriver

Season 5 • 11/10/2009

Maria Shriver introduces her new ice cream, Lovin' Scoopful, that benefits Special Olympics.

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U.S. Speedskating Team Takes Gold

Thanks to the Colbert Nation, the U.S. Speedskating team wins the gold at the World Cup.
11/09/2009
00:31

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Intro - 11/9/09

The House passes a health care bill late Saturday night, and Stephen ignores Thomas Campbell's suggested donation request.
11/09/2009
02:55

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Exclusive - Better Know a District - Delaware's At-Large - Mike Castle

Rep. Mike Castle is convinced Barack Obama is an American citizen, despite his constituents' tiny flags and birth certificates wrapped in plastic.
11/09/2009
07:56

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Better Know a District - Delaware's At-Large - Mike Castle

Congressman Mike Castle doesn't believe Delaware should allow people to marry chickens.
11/09/2009
05:19

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Thomas Campbell

Thomas Campbell explains to Stephen why people come to see art at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.
11/09/2009
00:03

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
11/09/2009
00:09

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Sign Off - You Can't Take It With You

You can't take it with you, but you can lick it so no one else takes it when you're gone.
11/10/2009
00:30

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Intro - 11/10/09

The Iranian revolution celebrates 30 years, and Stephen assumes Maria Shriver's new charity is California.
11/10/2009
02:21

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Barney Frank Is Not a Great Outdoorsman

Just because Barney Frank authored a bill to legalize medical marijuana doesn't mean he could recognize a pot plant.
11/10/2009
06:51

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Iraniversary - Karim Sadjadpour

Karim Sadjadpour describes Iranian math superstar Mahmoud Vahidnia's unprecedented act of challenging Iran's supreme leader, Ayatollah Khomeini.
11/10/2009
05:17

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Maria Shriver

Maria Shriver feeds Stephen Lovin' Scoopful, her new ice cream that benefits Special Olympics.
11/10/2009
00:17

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Sign Off - Stephen's Fight With Christopher Caldwell

The show went well except for the violent fistfight Stephen had with Christopher Caldwell that had to be edited out.
11/11/2009
06:22

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Christopher Caldwell

Christopher Caldwell says unassimilated Muslim immigrants have disrupted European relations between ethnic groups and the sexes.
11/11/2009
05:23

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Grover the Hill

America's most insidious socialist brainwashing program, "Sesame Street," celebrates its 40th anniversary and introduces Pox News.
11/11/2009
02:39

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Goldman Sachs Does God's Work

Despite collecting the highest salary on Wall Street, Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein never forgets he's a blue-collar guy doing God's work.
11/11/2009
04:13

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Tip/Wag - San Francisco Chronicle & George Clinton

The San Francisco Chronicle prints on glossy paper, and the 6th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals rules in favor of George Clinton.
11/11/2009
02:24

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Stephen Claims Lou Dobbs' Audience

In punditry, like in "Highlander," there can be only one Lou Dobbs, so Stephen claims his audience after Dobbs quits CNN.
11/12/2009
01:26

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Sign Off - Stephen Shaves Woody's Head

Stephen shaves Woody Harrelson's head while they both sing "The Star-Spangled Banner."
11/12/2009
00:30

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Intro - 11/12/09

Stephen discusses the national ammunition shortage and talks to Woody Harrelson about his military movie.
11/12/2009
03:46

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The Word - The Money Shot

If we want to save the U.S. dollar, we should peg it to America's most precious metal of all: lead.
11/12/2009
01:24

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Miracle Whip Buys Ad Space

Stephen is going to buy more delicious mayonnaise with the money from Miracle Whip's advertising.
11/12/2009
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