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Sign Off - South Carolina Special Election

Season 9 • 05/06/2013

Stephen wishes Elizabeth Colbert Busch good luck.

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Movies That Are Destroying America - Summer Movie Edition - "Man of Steel" & "Iron Man 3"

Some limey named Henry Cavill plays Superman, and "Iron Man 3" removes a negative Chinese connotation from its bonus footage.
05/02/2013
07:50

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Ben Kingsley

The "Iron Man 3" star talks about playing Gandhi, trembling at his knighting ceremony and portraying a villain.
05/02/2013
03:36

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Gitmo Hunger Strike - Charles Swift

Retired Lieutenant Commander Charles Swift believes Congress views Gitmo prisoners as a political football rather than a threat.
05/02/2013
02:50

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Boston Bomber Accomplices

Boston bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev and three friends urgently decide to watch a movie after the terrorist attack.
05/02/2013
02:00

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Gitmo Hunger Strike

After closing the office of closing Guantanamo, Obama wants to open the office of opening the office of closing Guantanamo.
05/02/2013
06:09

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Robert Caro

The Pulitzer Prize-winning author lists Lyndon Johnson's undertakings, from civil rights and voting rights bills to Medicare and education.
05/06/2013
03:00

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cOlbert's Book Club - "The Great Gatsby"

The BBC rips off Stephen's idea to rip off Oprah's idea to host a book club and also chooses to feature "The Great Gatsby."
05/06/2013
07:08

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Stephen Colbert's Bats**t Serious - Bullet Conspiracy Theory

The government stocks up on 1.6 billion rounds of ammunition, so Senator James Inhofe introduces a bill to restrict the government's bullet hoarding.
05/06/2013
03:32

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Tip/Wag - Catholic Diocese of Brooklyn & Stoner Dogs

The Catholic Diocese of Brooklyn knows that Jesus was the original hipster, and a California vet supports medical marijuana for dogs.
05/06/2013
00:33

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Intro - 5/6/13

A government conspiracy surfaces, the Catholic Church reaches out to young people, and Robert Caro discusses his fourth book on Lyndon Johnson.
05/06/2013
00:28

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Sign Off - South Carolina Special Election

Stephen wants everyone in South Carolina's 1st Congressional District to get out and vote.
05/06/2013
09:10

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Better Know a District - Maryland's 4th - Donna Edwards

Congresswoman Donna Edwards explains that Maryland did not ban straight marriage and discusses her stance on gun control.
05/07/2013
03:42

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Promposals

Hiring a marching band to ask a date to the prom is both romantic and the perfect way to remind the marching band that they have no date to the prom.
05/07/2013
04:51

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Douglas Rushkoff

"Present Shock" author Douglas Rushkoff talks about the dot-com boom, Facebook "friends" and stock derivatives.
05/07/2013
03:05

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Breaking News - Benghazi Whistleblowers

Fox News gets ready to uncover how the administration blew Benghazi, when they blew it, why they blew it and how they will continue to have blown it.
05/07/2013
00:05

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
05/07/2013
04:55

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Richard Besser

Richard Besser talks about his book, "Tell Me the Truth, Doctor: Easy-to-Understand Answers to Your Most Confusing and Critical Health Questions."
05/08/2013
00:34

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Intro - 5/8/13

Conservatives enjoy modified energy-efficient light bulbs, parents discover a trend, and Dr. Richard Besser answers questions about chronic diseases.
05/08/2013
06:36

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Spiteful Partisanship

Pat Toomey reveals that some Republicans disagree with President Obama just to disagree with him, not because they oppose green energy or gun control.
05/08/2013
00:06

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Sign Off - Helium Voice

Stephen emulates a cartoon character.
05/08/2013
03:01

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Going Diaperless

Nothing makes parents feel more in touch with their baby's most intimate functions than scraping it out of their shoes.
05/08/2013
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