The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 8 • 01/13/2004
Scientist Catherine Weitz and Jon discuss life on Mars.
Moment of Zen - Paul O'NealThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Former Treasury Secretary, Paul O'Neal doesn't think he'll be attacked for telling the truth about George W. Bush.
Right Out Of The ClosetThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Ed Helms explains that conservatives are here and control the entire government, most major corporations and many media outlets. Get used to it.
Atkins Meat PuppetsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Carbohydrates are the new evil -- just as an earlier generation scorned fat, and the generation before that, Communism.
Headlines - AliensThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
George W. Bush announces an overhaul of American's immigration policy that will offer amnesty to undocumented aliens -- if they'll vote for him.
Richard LewisThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Richard Lewis rants about President Bush, the soldiers, patriotism and domestic policy...all in one breath.
Headlines - Tex MexThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Generalissimo George W. Bush meets with Mexican President Vicente Fox.
Moment of Zen - Club For GrowthThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
A conservative activist group, Club for Growth, airs an ad against Howard Dean.
Showdown in IowaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Rob Corddry believes Howard Dean should leave Iowa for the weekend and have a great time in Illinois.
Indecision 2004 - Howard DeanThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Howard Dean is a tax-hiking, government-expanding, latte-drinking, sushi-eating, Volvo-driving, left-wing freak show.
Produce Pete with Steve Carell - CanningThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Steve Carell spends his summer in the basement putting things in jars.
Catherine WeitzThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Catherine Weitz sheds some light on the latest Mars mission.
Mess O'Potamia - Paul O'NeillThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Paul O'Neill says President Bush had plans to invade Iraq before attaining office, an allegation the Secretary of Defense defends against.
Intro - 1/14/04The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon compares walking around with a set of keys to walking around in the freezing cold weather outside.
Mess O'Potamia - Hussein's HeroesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Saddam Hussein is granted prisoner of war status and a leather bomber jacket.
Carol Moseley Braun Pt. 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Carol Moseley Braun decries the climate of fear surrounding the 2004 presidential election and aims to put a man on Manhattan.
The Man in the MirrorThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Rob Corddry takes a look at the real victims of the Michael Jackson trial: those who impersonate Michael Jackson.
Wacko MichaelThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Michael Jackson prepares for his trial regarding alleged lewd and lascivious acts against children, though his brother insists he is 1000% innocent.
Carol Moseley Braun Pt. 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Her Excellency Carol Moseley Braun talks about her candidacy in the upcoming Iowa caucus and hopes to generate the right alchemy.
Preview - 1/15/04The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon sets up tomorrow's show and apologizes for all the politicians with a promise of the cast of "Sweet Valley High".
Moment of Zen - Jermaine JacksonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jermaine Jackson insists his brother is not only 100% innocent, but 1000% innocent.
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