The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
This Just In - Thomas Paine in Vain
Season 3 • 03/04/1999
Relaxed gun control leaves Massachusetts wide open to blunderbussing.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Other News - Drunken Donuts
Citing a 50 percent drop in sales and major revenue losses, Dunkin' Donuts decides to close its only Moscow branch.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Plane in Vain
NASA attempts to recreate the first flight, right down to the three hour layover in Atlanta.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Back in Black - Pope's CD
Lewis Black grooves to Pope John Paul II's new CD, which when listened to backwards, proves that the pope is dead.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Shania's Twain
Shania's first televised concert gets so hot, fireworks start coming out of her Twain.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Moment of Zen - Merlot Chugs
Merlot the magician chugs a bottle of wine.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Other News - Night Train in Vain
The Wine Market Council is trying to get people to drink wine more often, like when they're eating dinner or driving.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Big Foot-Long
Vance DeGeneres heads to the Poconos, where a local resident recounts an interaction with a hot dog-hungry Bigfoot.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Ryan Phillippe
Ryan Phillippe is relegated to infomercial status on "The View" once Barbara Walters procures an interview with Monica Lewinsky.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Recap - 3/4/99
Jon recaps the day's events, fixating one more time on Shania's Twain.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Corrections/Retractions/Apologies - Shania's Twain
Jon apologizes for accusing Shania Twain of shooting fireworks from her groin.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 This Just In - Thomas Paine in Vain
Massachusetts relaxes its gun control laws for Revolutionary War re-enactors, leaving the state wide open to blunderbussing.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Little Voice
George Stephanopoulos releases a tell-all book about the counseling and medication he received aboard the Clinton roller coaster.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Other News - The Terminated
A Japanese official is terminated for allowing Arnold Schwarzenegger into the country without a passport.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Recap - 3/8/99
Jon recaps the day's events, including a question about the health concerns involved in directing Tom Cruise.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Ian McKellen
Ian McKellen talks about the life of James Whale and the differences between prejudice in America and in Britain .
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Moment of Zen - Splashdown
A hot air balloon splashes down in the middle of the ocean.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Piece of Astronaut
NASA sends a all-woman mission to determine the effects of space on nagging and changing clothes.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Face the Music
Vance DeGeneres travels to bucolic Colorado, where the judicial system is drowning out drive-by blarings with Wayne Newton.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Best Supporting Lightning Round
Frank DeCaro likes Lynn Redgrave and James Coburn for Best Suppoting nods, but he loves Ed Harris.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Intro - Heightism
Jon is spooked by the appearances of a freakishly large man in the audience.
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