The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
This Just In - Thomas Paine in Vain
Season 3 • 03/04/1999
Relaxed gun control leaves Massachusetts wide open to blunderbussing.
Other News - Drunken DonutsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Citing a 50 percent drop in sales and major revenue losses, Dunkin' Donuts decides to close its only Moscow branch.
Headlines - Plane in VainThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
NASA attempts to recreate the first flight, right down to the three hour layover in Atlanta.
Back in Black - Pope's CDThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Lewis Black grooves to Pope John Paul II's new CD, which when listened to backwards, proves that the pope is dead.
Headlines - Shania's TwainThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Shania's first televised concert gets so hot, fireworks start coming out of her Twain.
Moment of Zen - Merlot ChugsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Merlot the magician chugs a bottle of wine.
Other News - Night Train in VainThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
The Wine Market Council is trying to get people to drink wine more often, like when they're eating dinner or driving.
Big Foot-LongThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Vance DeGeneres heads to the Poconos, where a local resident recounts an interaction with a hot dog-hungry Bigfoot.
Ryan PhillippeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Ryan Phillippe is relegated to infomercial status on "The View" once Barbara Walters procures an interview with Monica Lewinsky.
Recap - 3/4/99The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jon recaps the day's events, fixating one more time on Shania's Twain.
Corrections/Retractions/Apologies - Shania's TwainThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jon apologizes for accusing Shania Twain of shooting fireworks from her groin.
This Just In - Thomas Paine in VainThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Massachusetts relaxes its gun control laws for Revolutionary War re-enactors, leaving the state wide open to blunderbussing.
Headlines - Little VoiceThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
George Stephanopoulos releases a tell-all book about the counseling and medication he received aboard the Clinton roller coaster.
Other News - The TerminatedThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
A Japanese official is terminated for allowing Arnold Schwarzenegger into the country without a passport.
Recap - 3/8/99The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jon recaps the day's events, including a question about the health concerns involved in directing Tom Cruise.
Ian McKellenThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Ian McKellen talks about the life of James Whale and the differences between prejudice in America and in Britain .
Moment of Zen - SplashdownThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
A hot air balloon splashes down in the middle of the ocean.
Headlines - Piece of AstronautThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
NASA sends a all-woman mission to determine the effects of space on nagging and changing clothes.
Face the MusicThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Vance DeGeneres travels to bucolic Colorado, where the judicial system is drowning out drive-by blarings with Wayne Newton.
Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Best Supporting Lightning RoundThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Frank DeCaro likes Lynn Redgrave and James Coburn for Best Suppoting nods, but he loves Ed Harris.
Intro - HeightismThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jon is spooked by the appearances of a freakishly large man in the audience.
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