The Colbert Report
Affirmative Action Supreme Court Case
Season 9 • 10/16/2012
Abigail Fisher claims that the University of Texas rejected her application because she is white.
The Colbert ReportS9 Tip/Wag - Norway & American Family Association
Europe grants itself the Nobel Peace Prize, and liberal social engineering erases heterosexual boundaries at the lunch table.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 10/15/12
The Nobel Committees name the Nobel Prize winners, a criminal runs loose in Florida, and Evan Thomas explores Dwight D. Eisenhower's influence on modern nuclear policy.
The Colbert ReportS9 Monkey on the Lam - Florida - Monkey on the Gram
The people of St. Petersburg have ignored Stephen's selfless attempts to macaque-block them, and now the plundering monkey has come back to bite them.
The Colbert ReportS9 Supersonic Space Jump
Millions watch daredevil Felix Baumgartner parachute from the mesosphere without turning into a spacesuit full of wet dog food.
The Colbert ReportS9 Affirmative Action Supreme Court Case - Emily Bazelon
Yale research fellow Emily Bazelon discusses Justice Kennedy's affirmative action views and the role of socioeconomics in college admissions.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Wealth Edge & "Cool" Debate Technology
Mitt Romney identifies with audience members who earn $91,000 a year, and CNN allows Web users to share their favorite debate moments.
The Colbert ReportS9 Paul Ryan's Phony Campaign Photo
Paul Ryan ambushes a soup kitchen while Mitt Romney visits the special kitchen in his house that only makes soup.
The Colbert ReportS9 Cory Booker
Newark Mayor Cory Booker reviews Barack Obama's debate performance, Democratic support for faith-based programs and his online activism project, #waywire.
The Colbert ReportS9 Affirmative Action Supreme Court Case
Abigail Fisher sues the University of Texas for its affirmative action admission policies, and Chief Justice John Roberts wants America to quit discriminating on its own.
The Colbert ReportS9 Second Presidential Debate Showdown
President Obama's first debate debacle wins him low expectations, and the second debate turns into a blood sport.
The Colbert ReportS9 Libya-Gate Scandal
America can't be sure President Obama was talking about Benghazi in that Benghazi speech the day after the Benghazi attacks.
The Colbert ReportS9 Mitt's Greatest Debate Triumph
Mitt Romney's pre-debate coin flip conquest should improve his chances with undecided voters.
The Colbert ReportS9 Stupid Town Hall Topics
Lady issues should be saved for the Sadie Hawkins debate, and Mitt Romney gets to the root of America's supposed gun problem.
The Colbert ReportS9 Alpha Dog of the Week - Scott DesJarlais
Republican Congressman Scott DesJarlais stands adamantly against abortion except when it endangers the political life of the father.
The Colbert ReportS9 Tyler Perry
Tyler Perry talks about African-American actors in Hollywood, the upcoming election and his latest film, "Alex Cross."
The Colbert ReportS9 Special Report - A Shucking Disaster - Nightmare at the Mitchell Corn Palace
People drive from presumably elsewhere to see the historic Mitchell Corn Palace, but this year Director Mark Schilling receives a call that every Corn Palace director dreads.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Killers
The alternative rock band chats about Mitt Romney's iPod and clears up a confusing song line for Stephen.
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