The Colbert Report
Affirmative Action Supreme Court Case
Season 9 • 10/16/2012
Abigail Fisher claims that the University of Texas rejected her application because she is white.
Tip/Wag - Norway & American Family AssociationThe Colbert ReportS9
Europe grants itself the Nobel Peace Prize, and liberal social engineering erases heterosexual boundaries at the lunch table.
Intro - 10/15/12The Colbert ReportS9
The Nobel Committees name the Nobel Prize winners, a criminal runs loose in Florida, and Evan Thomas explores Dwight D. Eisenhower's influence on modern nuclear policy.
Monkey on the Lam - Florida - Monkey on the GramThe Colbert ReportS9
The people of St. Petersburg have ignored Stephen's selfless attempts to macaque-block them, and now the plundering monkey has come back to bite them.
Supersonic Space JumpThe Colbert ReportS9
Millions watch daredevil Felix Baumgartner parachute from the mesosphere without turning into a spacesuit full of wet dog food.
Affirmative Action Supreme Court Case - Emily BazelonThe Colbert ReportS9
Yale research fellow Emily Bazelon discusses Justice Kennedy's affirmative action views and the role of socioeconomics in college admissions.
The Wealth Edge & "Cool" Debate TechnologyThe Colbert ReportS9
Mitt Romney identifies with audience members who earn $91,000 a year, and CNN allows Web users to share their favorite debate moments.
Paul Ryan's Phony Campaign PhotoThe Colbert ReportS9
Paul Ryan ambushes a soup kitchen while Mitt Romney visits the special kitchen in his house that only makes soup.
Cory BookerThe Colbert ReportS9
Newark Mayor Cory Booker reviews Barack Obama's debate performance, Democratic support for faith-based programs and his online activism project, #waywire.
Affirmative Action Supreme Court CaseThe Colbert ReportS9
Abigail Fisher sues the University of Texas for its affirmative action admission policies, and Chief Justice John Roberts wants America to quit discriminating on its own.
Second Presidential Debate ShowdownThe Colbert ReportS9
President Obama's first debate debacle wins him low expectations, and the second debate turns into a blood sport.
Libya-Gate ScandalThe Colbert ReportS9
America can't be sure President Obama was talking about Benghazi in that Benghazi speech the day after the Benghazi attacks.
Mitt's Greatest Debate TriumphThe Colbert ReportS9
Mitt Romney's pre-debate coin flip conquest should improve his chances with undecided voters.
Stupid Town Hall TopicsThe Colbert ReportS9
Lady issues should be saved for the Sadie Hawkins debate, and Mitt Romney gets to the root of America's supposed gun problem.
Alpha Dog of the Week - Scott DesJarlaisThe Colbert ReportS9
Republican Congressman Scott DesJarlais stands adamantly against abortion except when it endangers the political life of the father.
Tyler PerryThe Colbert ReportS9
Tyler Perry talks about African-American actors in Hollywood, the upcoming election and his latest film, "Alex Cross."
Special Report - A Shucking Disaster - Nightmare at the Mitchell Corn PalaceThe Colbert ReportS9
People drive from presumably elsewhere to see the historic Mitchell Corn Palace, but this year Director Mark Schilling receives a call that every Corn Palace director dreads.
The KillersThe Colbert ReportS9
The alternative rock band chats about Mitt Romney's iPod and clears up a confusing song line for Stephen.
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