The Colbert Report
Intro - 1/24/06
Season 2 • 01/24/2006
Stephen explains why you polished off that cheesecake.
Intro - 1/23/06The Colbert ReportS2
NASCAR fans will be glad to hear that unleaded gasoline is extremely flammable.
David GregoryThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen hits a nerve by comparing David Gregory to Major Garrett.
Oprah's Book ClubThe Colbert ReportS2
A new translation of Elie Wiesel's "Night" has Stephen wondering if it should be categorized as a memoir or a novel.
Dr. LoveThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen feels responsible for the fact that couples with televisions in their bedrooms have less sex, so he tries to help out.
ThreatDown - HamasThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen puts Hamas on notice for being in league with America's real #1 threat.
The Word - ChernobylThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen takes a look at the bright side of Chernobyl and Hurricane Katrina.
The In-Box - DVDsThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen uses his own in-box to remind himself to return some DVDs.
Formidable Opponent - SuperpowersThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen Colbert takes on himself in a battle of privacy vs. wiretapping, complete with heat vision and force fields.
Most Depressing Day of the YearThe Colbert ReportS2
Not even kittens, monster trucks and Juan Gabriel can cheer up Stephen on the most depressing day of the year.
Robin GivhanThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen Colbert struts his stuff before Washington Post fashion columnist Robin Givhan.
Intro - 1/24/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen whispers information about wiretapping, explains your longing for cheesecake and gives America a big kiss.
Bill O'Reilly: Fan of the ShowThe Colbert ReportS2
A New York Post story reports that Bill "Papa Bear" O'Reilly is a fan of The Colbert Report.
Intro - 1/25/06The Colbert ReportS2
On the agenda: Canada borrows conservative American politics, New Jersey's fightin' 8th and how Norah Vincent passed as a man to write a book.
Norah VincentThe Colbert ReportS2
Author Norah Vincent bulked up in order to pass as a man for her book, "Self-Made Man," but she didn't go on the juice.
The Word - Remote ControlThe Colbert ReportS2
After only three months being broadcast in Canada, The Colbert Report got a conservative Prime Minister elected. Next stop: Iran.
Better Know a District - New Jersey's 8th - Bill PascrellThe Colbert ReportS2
Representative Bill Pascrell introduced legislation to limit stereotypical portrayals of Italian-Americans; Stephen recuts "The Godfather" accordingly.
ThundersnowThe Colbert ReportS2
The newly discovered thundersnow is all the evidence Stephen needs to know that God is pissed.
One of the Heroes: Lily S.The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen honors an 11-year-old hero in North Carolina.
Who's Attacking Me Now? - Marina CoreThe Colbert ReportS2
Ex-Marina Core member Stephen Colbert defends himself against Russ Lieber.
Intro - 1/26/06The Colbert ReportS2
Liberal pundit Paul Begala shows up to tell Stephen why Dr. Howard Dean can't transplant the Democrats a spine.
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