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Eff'dghanistan - John Kerry & Dick Cheney

Season 14 • 10/27/2009

John Kerry changes Hamid Karzai's mind on the Afghan election by boring him for 20 hours straight.

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Intro - Susie Essman Switches With Tracy Morgan
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Susie Essman and Tracy Morgan switched guest appearance dates after things got a little screwy.
10/26/2009
06:03

Susie Essman
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Susie Essman will have dinner with Jon, but she doesn't want him flying her plane.
10/26/2009
00:52

Daily/Colbert - Stephen Pretends to Watch the Show
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Stephen compliments Jon on his funny interview with Tracy Morgan.
10/26/2009
04:19

From Here to Neutrality
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John McCain asks the government to stay away from the Internet with the Internet Freedom Act of 2009.
10/26/2009
01:42

NY Yankees & Bernie Madoff's Prison Life
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The Yankees will play the Philadelphia Phillies in the World Series, and Bernie Madoff eats pizza cooked by a child molester in prison.
10/26/2009
00:15

Moment of Zen - Latino Stereotypes
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CNN tries to shatter Latino stereotypes with its special "Latino in America."
10/26/2009
06:14

Steven Levitt
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Steven Levitt creates controversy by exploring prostitution and alternative solutions to global warming.
10/27/2009
00:14

Moment of Zen - The Shake Weight for Men
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Shirtless guys praise the pump action of the Shake Weight for Men.
10/27/2009
04:01

Whole Foods Boycott
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Wyatt Cenac wonders if the conservative hatred of liberals is so strong it can make them buy organic food.
10/27/2009
04:02

George W. Bush Hits the Lecture Circuit
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George W. Bush breaks his silence to speak at the live equivalent of a creepy low budget infomercial for exercise equipment you'll never use.
10/27/2009
05:34

Eff'dghanistan - John Kerry & Dick Cheney
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John Kerry bores Hamid Karzai into an election recount, and Dick Cheney objects to President Obama's dithering on Afghanistan.
10/27/2009
00:54

Intro - Mets Fan Sympathy
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Mustafa Barghouti and Anna Baltzer can both probably feel a great deal of sympathy for what it's like to be a Mets fan right now.
10/28/2009
06:27

You're Welcome - Wall Street Reform
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Express your outrage against corporate greed while earning valuable rewards points with the Angry Mob Platinum Diamond Card.
10/28/2009
00:17

Moment of Zen - Harry Reid's Dancing Partner
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Harry Reid wants to work with Republicans on health care reform, but they won't get off the chair.
10/28/2009
07:30

Anna Baltzer & Mustafa Barghouti
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Anna Baltzer and Mustafa Barghouti find hope for peace between Israel and Palestine in the strength of their non-violent movement.
10/28/2009
05:07

Public Option Limited
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Liberal protesters sing show tunes to pressure Harry Reid into putting the public option back into health care reform.
10/28/2009
05:41

Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes listens for the word "noir" when her wife talks to their twins in French.
10/29/2009
02:55

Indecision 2009 - NYC Edition
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Mike Bloomberg is honored to have another opportunity to serve the great city whose laws he's too rich to follow.
10/29/2009
00:17

Moment of Zen - Jackie Mason Hates Mike Bloomberg
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Jackie Mason calls Mike Bloomberg a pig of the lowest kind and hopes he passes away by Thursday.
10/29/2009
11:31

For Fox Sake!
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Fox News defends itself against an attack by the Obama administration by explaining that most of their shows aren't real news.
10/29/2009
04:34

Clash of the Cretins
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Jason Jones and John Oliver are there as New York and Philadelphia supporters battle it out for the title of American Sports' Douchiest Fans.
11/02/2009
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