The Colbert Report
Season 3 • 08/02/2007
Stephen wants to know how Mitt Romney feels about putting turkeys in bassinets.
When Animals Attack Our Morals - Hollywood PigeonsThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen recommends that Hollywood stop putting their pigeons on the pill and start teaching an abstinence-only curriculum.
Intro - 8/1/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen thinks an infestation of pigeons is Michael Bay's latest summer blockbuster.
Dr. Jerry VizzoneThe Colbert ReportS3
The master of the metacarpals, Dr. Jerry Vizzone, joins Stephen to talk about wrist violence.
Michael BeschlossThe Colbert ReportS3
Michael Beschloss explains why historians don't immediately judge history as soon as it happens.
30-Minute AnniversaryThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen wishes the Nation a happy 30-minute anniversary, but wonders where his present is.
Michael BeheThe Colbert ReportS3
The father of intelligent design, Michael Behe, joins Stephen to explain his role as the Albert Einstein of Charles Darwin.
ThighMasters for the TroopsThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen is appalled that the defense department would undermine our troops' self-confidence by sending them ThighMasters.
Intro - 8/2/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen warns his monkey viewers that the father of intelligent design will be joining him on the show.
Rick MacArthurThe Colbert ReportS3
Rick MacArthur explains how NAFTA should be renamed the North American Cheap Labor Agreement.
Sport Report - Barry SmashThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen gives Alex Rodriguez some advice from his Little League days to help him hit his 500th home run.
SuperhighwayThe Colbert ReportS3
Mitt Romney feels the idea of a NAFTA superhighway cutting through the U.S. is just an urban legend that he is strongly against.
Better Know a Protectorate - American Samoa - Eni FaleomavaegaThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen finds out that the Representative from American Samoa is against the nuclear bombing of Pacific islands.
Sign Off - Colbert CommonsensicalsThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen wants his Colbert Commonsensical to be put on a poster with a snowy white mountain or something.
The Word - The Dark SideThe Colbert ReportS3
In order to win the war on terror, we need to use tactics that we should not even be able to conceive.
Ian BogostThe Colbert ReportS3
Author and video game designer Ian Bogost explains how video games allow people to put themselves in other people's shoes.
Intro - 8/7/07The Colbert ReportS3
In this episode, Stephen discusses the legalization of warrantless wiretapping, takes an in-depth look at American Samoa, and interviews video game designer Ian Bogost.
Yearly Kos ConventionThe Colbert ReportS3
Following in Bill O'Reilly's footsteps, Stephen finds the similarities between the Nazi Party and bloggers.
Wrist Watch - Fighting BackThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen reminds us to treasure our wrists and keep them strong.
Bears & Balls - BootleggingThe Colbert ReportS3
The Chinese market is full of fake Harry Potter books, including "Harry Potter and the Filler of Big."
Jim CramerThe Colbert ReportS3
Friend of the show Jim Cramer seemed a little on edge on CNBC last Friday.
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