The Colbert Report
Season 3 • 08/02/2007
Stephen wants to know how Mitt Romney feels about putting turkeys in bassinets.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 8/1/07
Stephen thinks an infestation of pigeons is Michael Bay's latest summer blockbuster.
The Colbert ReportS3 Dr. Jerry Vizzone
The master of the metacarpals, Dr. Jerry Vizzone, joins Stephen to talk about wrist violence.
The Colbert ReportS3 Michael Beschloss
Michael Beschloss explains why historians don't immediately judge history as soon as it happens.
The Colbert ReportS3 30-Minute Anniversary
Stephen wishes the Nation a happy 30-minute anniversary, but wonders where his present is.
The Colbert ReportS3 Farewell Ingmar Bergman
Stephen bids farewell to legendary Swedish filmmaker Ingmar Bergman.
The Colbert ReportS3 Michael Behe
The father of intelligent design, Michael Behe, joins Stephen to explain his role as the Albert Einstein of Charles Darwin.
The Colbert ReportS3 ThighMasters for the Troops
Stephen is appalled that the defense department would undermine our troops' self-confidence by sending them ThighMasters.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 8/2/07
Stephen warns his monkey viewers that the father of intelligent design will be joining him on the show.
The Colbert ReportS3 Rick MacArthur
Rick MacArthur explains how NAFTA should be renamed the North American Cheap Labor Agreement.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sport Report - Barry Smash
Stephen gives Alex Rodriguez some advice from his Little League days to help him hit his 500th home run.
The Colbert ReportS3 Superhighway
Mitt Romney feels the idea of a NAFTA superhighway cutting through the U.S. is just an urban legend that he is strongly against.
The Colbert ReportS3 Better Know a Protectorate - American Samoa - Eni Faleomavaega
Stephen finds out that the Representative from American Samoa is against the nuclear bombing of Pacific islands.
The Colbert ReportS3 Exclusive - Better Know a Protectorate - American Samoa - Eni Faleomavaega
Stephen asks Representative Faleomavaega about his butt tattoos.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Colbert Commonsensicals
Stephen wants his Colbert Commonsensical to be put on a poster with a snowy white mountain or something.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - The Dark Side
In order to win the war on terror, we need to use tactics that we should not even be able to conceive.
The Colbert ReportS3 Ian Bogost
Author and video game designer Ian Bogost explains how video games allow people to put themselves in other people's shoes.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 8/7/07
In this episode, Stephen discusses the legalization of warrantless wiretapping, takes an in-depth look at American Samoa, and interviews video game designer Ian Bogost.
The Colbert ReportS3 Yearly Kos Convention
Following in Bill O'Reilly's footsteps, Stephen finds the similarities between the Nazi Party and bloggers.
The Colbert ReportS3 Wrist Watch - Fighting Back
Stephen reminds us to treasure our wrists and keep them strong.
The Colbert ReportS3 Bears & Balls - Bootlegging
The Chinese market is full of fake Harry Potter books, including "Harry Potter and the Filler of Big."
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