The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Worth Case Scenario

Season 5 • 04/10/2001

The White House releases the 2002 Federal Budget.

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Headlines - Zagat

A man is arrested in New York for spraying feces on restaurant buffets, while Steve Carell thinks he'd like to try and host the show again.
04/09/2001
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Paul Reubens

Paul Reubens talks about playing a bisexual Marine coke dealer in the movie "Blow."
04/09/2001
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Unthinkable Loss and Spirit-Crushing Sadness

Tragedy strikes Muskegon, MI when resident Bob Richardson loses his coat.
04/09/2001
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Headlines - Yo! MTV Craps

Two 13-year-old girls sue MTV for spraying them with diluted fecal matter during a taping of "Dude, This Sucks."
04/09/2001
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Moment of Zen - FCC Regulations

Mo Rocca is very annoyed to have lost his toilet rap.
04/10/2001
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Bob Costas

Bob Costas and Jon talk about Vince McMahon style morality plays and baseball.
04/10/2001
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We Love Showbiz - Material Mom

Steve Carell and Nancy Walls take a look at Hollywood couples, Madonna's maternal qualities and what Pat O'Brien is up to.
04/10/2001
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Porn to Run

Rob Black knows that the capital of Los Angeles is Sacramento and can name ten terms for a vagina.
04/10/2001
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Shock Block

Ripple effects of landmark 1994 Supreme Court case FCC v. Sergeant Vagina Face are being felt on the airwaves.
04/10/2001
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DeGeneres - Budget Misallocation

Vance DeGeneres uses an ancient Burmese art of calculation.
04/10/2001
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Headlines - Worth Case Scenario

In the new Bush budget, no child will be left behind in admiring the Pentagon's new missile system.
04/10/2001
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Asian Gracefully - Apology

Mo Rocca translates the United States' apology to China.
04/11/2001
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Moment of Zen - Britney Spears

Britney Spears doesn't know her mic is on.
04/11/2001
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Asian Gracefully

China releases the 24 member crew of a downed spy plane. Now if we could only unlock the secrets of their fire drills.
04/11/2001
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This Just In - Oops! I Wrote It Again

Britney co-writes a novel to help underprivileged children get boob jobs.
04/11/2001
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Damon Wayans

The hardest thing in the world to do is to make a kid happy after he's been circumcised.
04/11/2001
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Translation

Jon makes Nancy Walls say "ass."
04/11/2001
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The First 100 Days

That way, he can use the other 19 days to pack for Canada.
04/11/2001
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Moment of Zen - Dog Wedding

Barbara Walters holds the bouquet for a dog wedding on "The View."
04/12/2001
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Out at the Movies with Farnk DeCaro - Blow

Frank DeCaro never thought he'd say he has a problem with "Blow."
04/12/2001
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Dollars and Cents - Tax Time Edition

Steve Carell, Vance DeGeneres and Nancy Walls answer questions about deadlines, business-related expenses and a marriage penalty.
04/12/2001
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