The Colbert Report

Settling for Mitt Romney

Season 8 • 04/04/2012

Republicans have finally achieved a national groundswell of Mitt-thusiasm.

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Sign Off - Helmeted Ham Rove

Stephen says goodnight with Ham Rove sporting a gift from Clemson University.
04/03/2012
03:56

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Colbert Super PAC SHH! - 501c4 Disclosure - Trevor Potter

Attorney Trevor Potter explains the IRS's interest in the social welfare activities of 501c4s and records not-legal advice for the Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack.
04/03/2012
02:17

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LFTB Colbology

Following Stephen's report on LFTB, otherwise known as "pink slime," some in the Twittersphere accuse him of being transphobic.
04/03/2012
05:27

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Nikki Haley

Governor Nikki Haley talks about the good people of South Carolina who elected a 38-year-old, Indian-American female for governor.
04/03/2012
04:19

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Colbert Super PAC - Republicans & the Latino Vote

Republicans will need to work hard to capture the Latino vote instead of their current strategy of capturing Latinos.
04/04/2012
00:07

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Sign Off - Second Peabody Award

Stephen says goodnight while caressing The Colbert Report's second Peabody award.
04/04/2012
06:55

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Robert Ballard

National Geographic explorer-in-residence Robert Ballard talks about "Save the Titanic," his documentary promoting its preservation and protection against tourism.
04/04/2012
03:02

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Peabody Award for Colbert Super PAC

Unlike most things, the Peabody award for Colbert Super PAC segments isn't just about Stephen.
04/04/2012
04:15

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Wilford Brimley Calls - Quaker Oats Makeover

After Larry the Quaker Oats mascot undergoes plastic surgery, Stephen gets a distressing call from Wilford Brimley.
04/04/2012
00:36

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Intro - 4/4/12

Republicans try to appeal to Latinos, a beloved American mascot gets a makeover, and Robert Ballard talks about the Titanic.
04/04/2012
01:39

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Settling for Mitt Romney

Republicans must unite behind Mitt Romney so they can plummet toward victor in November.
04/04/2012
00:07

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Sign Off - Lincoln Tunnel

Stephen says goodnight to his dirt bike commuting buddy.
04/05/2012
03:36

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Bad News About Good Unemployment News

In the employment sector, things are getting better, but they're not getting more better any faster.
04/05/2012
07:57

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Colbert's Very Wanted - Manatee Mailbox

A Valentine's Day manatee mailbox massacre, in Cocoa, FL, is just one violation in a string of serial manatee mailbox mutilations.
04/05/2012
05:55

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Anne Rice

Novelist Anne Rice discusses her book "The Wolf Gift," and whether or not she fears an eternity of being poked in the hiney with a hot pitchfork.
04/05/2012
02:57

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Dirt Bike Badass in the Lincoln Tunnel

Stephen catches the spirit of America popping wheelies in the Lincoln Tunnel during his morning commute.
04/05/2012
05:10

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Searching for Mr. Right - Mitt Romney & Iowa's Steve King

Mitt Romney must pick a running mate who will help him appeal to women, Hispanics, African Americans, evangelical Christians and Republicans.
04/09/2012
06:21

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Bob Lutz

Auto executive Bob Lutz discusses the soul of the American car industry, Mitt Romney and the award-winning Chevy Volt.
04/09/2012
03:46

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Stephen Colbert's Shame Spiral - Senior Citizen Gymnasts

After a German senior citizen thrives at the 2012 Gymnastics World Cup, Stephen laments the cellulite on his thumb.
04/09/2012
00:39

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Sign Off - Remembering Mike Wallace

Stephen remembers the master of nailing an interview subject, Mike Wallace.
04/09/2012
04:54

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Easter Under Attack - Bunny vs. Bilby

The Australian conservationists' Easter Bilby threatens the sacred holiday ritual of dying a rabbit pink and gorging on its chocolate offspring.
04/09/2012
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