The Colbert Report
Settling for Mitt Romney
Season 8 • 04/04/2012
Republicans have finally achieved a national groundswell of Mitt-thusiasm.
Sign Off - Helmeted Ham RoveThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen says goodnight with Ham Rove sporting a gift from Clemson University.
Colbert Super PAC SHH! - 501c4 Disclosure - Trevor PotterThe Colbert ReportS8
Attorney Trevor Potter explains the IRS's interest in the social welfare activities of 501c4s and records not-legal advice for the Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack.
LFTB ColbologyThe Colbert ReportS8
Following Stephen's report on LFTB, otherwise known as "pink slime," some in the Twittersphere accuse him of being transphobic.
Nikki HaleyThe Colbert ReportS8
Governor Nikki Haley talks about the good people of South Carolina who elected a 38-year-old, Indian-American female for governor.
Colbert Super PAC - Republicans & the Latino VoteThe Colbert ReportS8
Republicans will need to work hard to capture the Latino vote instead of their current strategy of capturing Latinos.
Sign Off - Second Peabody AwardThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen says goodnight while caressing The Colbert Report's second Peabody award.
Robert BallardThe Colbert ReportS8
National Geographic explorer-in-residence Robert Ballard talks about "Save the Titanic," his documentary promoting its preservation and protection against tourism.
Peabody Award for Colbert Super PACThe Colbert ReportS8
Unlike most things, the Peabody award for Colbert Super PAC segments isn't just about Stephen.
Wilford Brimley Calls - Quaker Oats MakeoverThe Colbert ReportS8
After Larry the Quaker Oats mascot undergoes plastic surgery, Stephen gets a distressing call from Wilford Brimley.
Intro - 4/4/12The Colbert ReportS8
Republicans try to appeal to Latinos, a beloved American mascot gets a makeover, and Robert Ballard talks about the Titanic.
Settling for Mitt RomneyThe Colbert ReportS8
Republicans must unite behind Mitt Romney so they can plummet toward victor in November.
Sign Off - Lincoln TunnelThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen says goodnight to his dirt bike commuting buddy.
Bad News About Good Unemployment NewsThe Colbert ReportS8
In the employment sector, things are getting better, but they're not getting more better any faster.
Colbert's Very Wanted - Manatee MailboxThe Colbert ReportS8
A Valentine's Day manatee mailbox massacre, in Cocoa, FL, is just one violation in a string of serial manatee mailbox mutilations.
Anne RiceThe Colbert ReportS8
Novelist Anne Rice discusses her book "The Wolf Gift," and whether or not she fears an eternity of being poked in the hiney with a hot pitchfork.
Dirt Bike Badass in the Lincoln TunnelThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen catches the spirit of America popping wheelies in the Lincoln Tunnel during his morning commute.
Searching for Mr. Right - Mitt Romney & Iowa's Steve KingThe Colbert ReportS8
Mitt Romney must pick a running mate who will help him appeal to women, Hispanics, African Americans, evangelical Christians and Republicans.
Bob LutzThe Colbert ReportS8
Auto executive Bob Lutz discusses the soul of the American car industry, Mitt Romney and the award-winning Chevy Volt.
Stephen Colbert's Shame Spiral - Senior Citizen GymnastsThe Colbert ReportS8
After a German senior citizen thrives at the 2012 Gymnastics World Cup, Stephen laments the cellulite on his thumb.
Sign Off - Remembering Mike WallaceThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen remembers the master of nailing an interview subject, Mike Wallace.
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