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The Word - Spyvate Sector
Season 5 • 12/16/2009
Corporations that spy on customers for the government are the essence of democracy.
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02:31
President Obama - The Colbert Interview
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen sends a fitting replacement to interview President Obama's cardboard cutout about Corrugate-gate.
12/14/2009
00:30
Intro - 12/15/09
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen brings a can of whoop ass to the war on Christmas, and Grammy darling Alicia Keys performs.
12/15/2009
06:15
Prescott Financial - Gold, Women & Sheep
The Colbert Report
S5
John Slattery for Prescott Financial urges you to diversify your gold portfolio with women and sheep.
12/15/2009
03:29
Alicia Keys
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen wants Alicia Keys to address the suburban crowd in her hit song, "Empire State of Mind."
12/15/2009
02:38
For He's a Jowly Good Fellow
The Colbert Report
S5
It takes true political courage for Joe Lieberman to oppose a Medicare buy-in option when he doesn't know what's in it.
12/15/2009
02:40
The Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude - Treesus & CHRIST-mas Tree
The Colbert Report
S5
Washington State offends Treesus, and the CHRIST-mas Tree puts the focus back on Jesus' agonizing crucifixion.
12/15/2009
00:51
Sign Off - Goodbye, 2009
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen says goodbye to 2009 and hello to vacation.
12/16/2009
01:35
Accenture Drops Tiger Woods
The Colbert Report
S5
Accenture was heartbroken to find out Tiger Woods had been endorsing other companies on the side.
12/16/2009
06:02
Better Know a Stephen - Stephen King
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen King believes scary, gross stories make people feel better about their own lives.
12/16/2009
07:01
Tom Brokaw
The Colbert Report
S5
Tom Brokaw calls the last 10 years the "Oh My God" decade where everything was out of sync with what it had been before.
12/16/2009
03:49
The Word - Spyvate Sector
The Colbert Report
S5
If Congress doesn't reauthorize the Patriot Act, America's corporations are ready to step in.
12/16/2009
00:22
Sign Off - Thanks for the New Set
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen thanks the entire production staff and crew for the new set and opening credits.
01/04/2010
02:03
High-Definition Upgrade
The Colbert Report
S6
Now that Stephen is in high definition, his opinions will be crisper and his anger more saturated.
01/04/2010
05:54
Erick Erickson
The Colbert Report
S6
Erick Erickson opposes the Republican National Committee's purity test because the voters should decide.
01/04/2010
01:54
Skate Expectations - Curling Team Tryouts
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen tries curling -- the sport of kings, if your kingdom contains nothing but ice-cold rocks.
01/04/2010
01:53
Genitalia Bomb Threat
The Colbert Report
S6
Terrorists will be able to fool the TSA full-body scans by designing a bomb that looks like genitalia.
01/04/2010
06:12
Skate Expectations - Curling Team Tryouts - Colbert vs. Shuster
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen puts his rocks on the ice and competes for a place on the U.S. curling team.
01/04/2010
01:30
Intro - Goodbye, Old Set
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen gets a whole new set, which means it's time to say a goodbye to some old friends.
01/04/2010
02:13
Night of Terror - The Crapification of the American Pant-Scape
The Colbert Report
S6
Airport crotch screening won't be inconvenient for frequent travelers who have a government-issued photo ID of their balls.
01/05/2010
06:22
Better Know an Enemy - Yemen
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen wants to scare the crap out of you about Yemen with his new high-definition magic monitor.
01/05/2010
03:41
The Word - Ideal or No Deal
The Colbert Report
S6
Every time a young Muslim man arrives at the airport, the TSA should respectfully take him aside and give him an involuntary colonoscopy.
01/05/2010
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