The Colbert Report
The Word - Spyvate Sector
Season 5 • 12/16/2009
Corporations that spy on customers for the government are the essence of democracy.
The Colbert ReportS5 President Obama - The Colbert Interview
Stephen sends a fitting replacement to interview President Obama's cardboard cutout about Corrugate-gate.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 12/15/09
Stephen brings a can of whoop ass to the war on Christmas, and Grammy darling Alicia Keys performs.
The Colbert ReportS5 Prescott Financial - Gold, Women & Sheep
John Slattery for Prescott Financial urges you to diversify your gold portfolio with women and sheep.
The Colbert ReportS5 Alicia Keys
Stephen wants Alicia Keys to address the suburban crowd in her hit song, "Empire State of Mind."
The Colbert ReportS5 For He's a Jowly Good Fellow
It takes true political courage for Joe Lieberman to oppose a Medicare buy-in option when he doesn't know what's in it.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude - Treesus & CHRIST-mas Tree
Washington State offends Treesus, and the CHRIST-mas Tree puts the focus back on Jesus' agonizing crucifixion.
The Colbert ReportS5 Sign Off - Goodbye, 2009
Stephen says goodbye to 2009 and hello to vacation.
The Colbert ReportS5 Accenture Drops Tiger Woods
Accenture was heartbroken to find out Tiger Woods had been endorsing other companies on the side.
The Colbert ReportS5 Better Know a Stephen - Stephen King
Stephen King believes scary, gross stories make people feel better about their own lives.
The Colbert ReportS5 Tom Brokaw
Tom Brokaw calls the last 10 years the "Oh My God" decade where everything was out of sync with what it had been before.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - Spyvate Sector
If Congress doesn't reauthorize the Patriot Act, America's corporations are ready to step in.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Thanks for the New Set
Stephen thanks the entire production staff and crew for the new set and opening credits.
The Colbert ReportS6 High-Definition Upgrade
Now that Stephen is in high definition, his opinions will be crisper and his anger more saturated.
The Colbert ReportS6 Erick Erickson
Erick Erickson opposes the Republican National Committee's purity test because the voters should decide.
The Colbert ReportS6 Skate Expectations - Curling Team Tryouts
Stephen tries curling -- the sport of kings, if your kingdom contains nothing but ice-cold rocks.
The Colbert ReportS6 Genitalia Bomb Threat
Terrorists will be able to fool the TSA full-body scans by designing a bomb that looks like genitalia.
The Colbert ReportS6 Skate Expectations - Curling Team Tryouts - Colbert vs. Shuster
Stephen puts his rocks on the ice and competes for a place on the U.S. curling team.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - Goodbye, Old Set
Stephen gets a whole new set, which means it's time to say a goodbye to some old friends.
The Colbert ReportS6 Night of Terror - The Crapification of the American Pant-Scape
Airport crotch screening won't be inconvenient for frequent travelers who have a government-issued photo ID of their balls.
The Colbert ReportS6 Better Know an Enemy - Yemen
Stephen wants to scare the crap out of you about Yemen with his new high-definition magic monitor.
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