The Colbert Report

The Word - Spyvate Sector

Season 5 • 12/16/2009

Corporations that spy on customers for the government are the essence of democracy.

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The Colbert ReportS5
President Obama - The Colbert Interview

Stephen sends a fitting replacement to interview President Obama's cardboard cutout about Corrugate-gate.
12/14/2009
00:30

The Colbert ReportS5
Intro - 12/15/09

Stephen brings a can of whoop ass to the war on Christmas, and Grammy darling Alicia Keys performs.
12/15/2009
06:15

The Colbert ReportS5
Prescott Financial - Gold, Women & Sheep

John Slattery for Prescott Financial urges you to diversify your gold portfolio with women and sheep.
12/15/2009
03:29

The Colbert ReportS5
Alicia Keys

Stephen wants Alicia Keys to address the suburban crowd in her hit song, "Empire State of Mind."
12/15/2009
02:38

The Colbert ReportS5
For He's a Jowly Good Fellow

It takes true political courage for Joe Lieberman to oppose a Medicare buy-in option when he doesn't know what's in it.
12/15/2009
02:40

The Colbert ReportS5
The Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude - Treesus & CHRIST-mas Tree

Washington State offends Treesus, and the CHRIST-mas Tree puts the focus back on Jesus' agonizing crucifixion.
12/15/2009
00:51

The Colbert ReportS5
Sign Off - Goodbye, 2009

Stephen says goodbye to 2009 and hello to vacation.
12/16/2009
01:35

The Colbert ReportS5
Accenture Drops Tiger Woods

Accenture was heartbroken to find out Tiger Woods had been endorsing other companies on the side.
12/16/2009
06:02

The Colbert ReportS5
Better Know a Stephen - Stephen King

Stephen King believes scary, gross stories make people feel better about their own lives.
12/16/2009
07:01

The Colbert ReportS5
Tom Brokaw

Tom Brokaw calls the last 10 years the "Oh My God" decade where everything was out of sync with what it had been before.
12/16/2009
03:49

The Colbert ReportS5
The Word - Spyvate Sector

If Congress doesn't reauthorize the Patriot Act, America's corporations are ready to step in.
12/16/2009
00:22

The Colbert ReportS6
Sign Off - Thanks for the New Set

Stephen thanks the entire production staff and crew for the new set and opening credits.
01/04/2010
02:03

The Colbert ReportS6
High-Definition Upgrade

Now that Stephen is in high definition, his opinions will be crisper and his anger more saturated.
01/04/2010
05:54

The Colbert ReportS6
Erick Erickson

Erick Erickson opposes the Republican National Committee's purity test because the voters should decide.
01/04/2010
01:54

The Colbert ReportS6
Skate Expectations - Curling Team Tryouts

Stephen tries curling -- the sport of kings, if your kingdom contains nothing but ice-cold rocks.
01/04/2010
01:53

The Colbert ReportS6
Genitalia Bomb Threat

Terrorists will be able to fool the TSA full-body scans by designing a bomb that looks like genitalia.
01/04/2010
06:12

The Colbert ReportS6
Skate Expectations - Curling Team Tryouts - Colbert vs. Shuster

Stephen puts his rocks on the ice and competes for a place on the U.S. curling team.
01/04/2010
01:30

The Colbert ReportS6
Intro - Goodbye, Old Set

Stephen gets a whole new set, which means it's time to say a goodbye to some old friends.
01/04/2010
02:13

The Colbert ReportS6
Night of Terror - The Crapification of the American Pant-Scape

Airport crotch screening won't be inconvenient for frequent travelers who have a government-issued photo ID of their balls.
01/05/2010
06:22

The Colbert ReportS6
Better Know an Enemy - Yemen

Stephen wants to scare the crap out of you about Yemen with his new high-definition magic monitor.
01/05/2010
03:41

The Colbert ReportS6
The Word - Ideal or No Deal

Every time a young Muslim man arrives at the airport, the TSA should respectfully take him aside and give him an involuntary colonoscopy.
01/05/2010
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