The Colbert Report

The Word - Spyvate Sector

Season 5 • 12/16/2009

Corporations that spy on customers for the government are the essence of democracy.

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President Obama - The Colbert Interview
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Stephen sends a fitting replacement to interview President Obama's cardboard cutout about Corrugate-gate.
12/14/2009
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Intro - 12/15/09
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Stephen brings a can of whoop ass to the war on Christmas, and Grammy darling Alicia Keys performs.
12/15/2009
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Prescott Financial - Gold, Women & Sheep
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John Slattery for Prescott Financial urges you to diversify your gold portfolio with women and sheep.
12/15/2009
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Alicia Keys
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Stephen wants Alicia Keys to address the suburban crowd in her hit song, "Empire State of Mind."
12/15/2009
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For He's a Jowly Good Fellow
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It takes true political courage for Joe Lieberman to oppose a Medicare buy-in option when he doesn't know what's in it.
12/15/2009
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The Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude - Treesus & CHRIST-mas Tree
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Washington State offends Treesus, and the CHRIST-mas Tree puts the focus back on Jesus' agonizing crucifixion.
12/15/2009
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Sign Off - Goodbye, 2009
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Stephen says goodbye to 2009 and hello to vacation.
12/16/2009
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Accenture Drops Tiger Woods
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Accenture was heartbroken to find out Tiger Woods had been endorsing other companies on the side.
12/16/2009
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Better Know a Stephen - Stephen King
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Stephen King believes scary, gross stories make people feel better about their own lives.
12/16/2009
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Tom Brokaw
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Tom Brokaw calls the last 10 years the "Oh My God" decade where everything was out of sync with what it had been before.
12/16/2009
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The Word - Spyvate Sector
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If Congress doesn't reauthorize the Patriot Act, America's corporations are ready to step in.
12/16/2009
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Sign Off - Thanks for the New Set
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Stephen thanks the entire production staff and crew for the new set and opening credits.
01/04/2010
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High-Definition Upgrade
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Now that Stephen is in high definition, his opinions will be crisper and his anger more saturated.
01/04/2010
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Erick Erickson
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Erick Erickson opposes the Republican National Committee's purity test because the voters should decide.
01/04/2010
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Skate Expectations - Curling Team Tryouts
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Stephen tries curling -- the sport of kings, if your kingdom contains nothing but ice-cold rocks.
01/04/2010
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Genitalia Bomb Threat
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Terrorists will be able to fool the TSA full-body scans by designing a bomb that looks like genitalia.
01/04/2010
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Skate Expectations - Curling Team Tryouts - Colbert vs. Shuster
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Stephen puts his rocks on the ice and competes for a place on the U.S. curling team.
01/04/2010
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Intro - Goodbye, Old Set
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Stephen gets a whole new set, which means it's time to say a goodbye to some old friends.
01/04/2010
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Night of Terror - The Crapification of the American Pant-Scape
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Airport crotch screening won't be inconvenient for frequent travelers who have a government-issued photo ID of their balls.
01/05/2010
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Better Know an Enemy - Yemen
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Stephen wants to scare the crap out of you about Yemen with his new high-definition magic monitor.
01/05/2010
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The Word - Ideal or No Deal
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Every time a young Muslim man arrives at the airport, the TSA should respectfully take him aside and give him an involuntary colonoscopy.
01/05/2010
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