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Indecision 2004 - Lawyers

Season 9 • 11/02/2004

The vast array of Republican and Democratic lawyers will, in effect, cancel each other out.

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Indecision 2004 - Al Qaeda Headquarters
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Some of the world's most dangerous terrorists have gathered, eagerly awaiting word on who will be crowned king of the infidels for the next four years.
11/02/2004
02:59

Indecision 2004 - Exit Polls
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Why wait for the polls to close to find out what voters think when you can go right up and ask them?
11/02/2004
02:07

Indecision 2004 - Electoral Count Pt. 1
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The world is watching this election, and in Iraq tonight they're wondering, "You invaded us to bring us this?"
11/02/2004
02:06

Indecision 2004 - Senate Race Results
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Although several of the state Senate races are too close to call, consider the decided Kentucky race, where the winning incumbent called his rival "limp-wristed."
11/02/2004
05:56

William Weld and Al Sharpton
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Republican William Weld, the former governor of Massachusetts, and Democrat Reverend Al Sharpton give their perspectives on the partisanship of the 2004 election.
11/02/2004
00:56

Indecision 2004 - Electoral Count Pt. 2
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In the Midwest, Missouri electoral votes go to Bush, but Illinois votes go to Kerry.
11/02/2004
01:38

Most Important Election in Our Lifetime
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Stephen Colbert is in this election for the duration, and he's prepared to miss his children's developmental milestones.
11/02/2004
00:50

Indecision 2004 - Bush Campaign Headquarters Pt. 1
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The Bush camp is confident, and the president is thrilled he'll be leading the country for the next few years.
11/02/2004
01:05

Indecision 2004 - Electoral Count Pt.3
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New York's electoral votes go to John Kerry; Louisiana's electoral votes go to George W. Bush.
11/02/2004
00:52

Indecision 2004 - Bush Campaign Headquarters Pt. 2
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The press isn't reporting on all that's going right at the Bush campaign headquarters party tonight: plenty of napkins, working toilets and ice.
11/02/2004
02:31

Indecision 2004 - Lawyers
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How will small-town locals file their lawsuits when all of the lawyers go to Washington to fight over the election results?
11/02/2004
00:57

Indecision 2004 - Kerry Campaign Headquarters Pt. 1
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With all of America focused on election results, tonight is John Kerry's night to lay out his vision for America to the voters.
11/02/2004
00:47

Indecision 2004 - Kerry Campaign Headquarters Pt. 2
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Samantha Bee doesn't speak Portuguese, but Teresa Heinz Kerry's hand gestures are pretty clear.
11/02/2004
03:11

Indecision 2004 - Bipartisan Rancor
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Despite the outcome of the election, we must reject the opportunity to come together as a nation.
11/02/2004
00:26

Moment of Zen - Spanking
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Dr. Phil questions the Bushes and the Kerrys about spanking their children.
11/02/2004
02:25

Indecision 2004 - E-Voting
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Electronic voting: finally combining the confusion of a 1700s electoral system with the utter lack of accountability of 21st century technology.
11/02/2004
05:19

Indecision 2004 - Behind the Curtain
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Most Americans assume that the voting booth is an important instrument of democracy, but in reality, it may be a treacherous death box.
11/02/2004
01:51

Indecision 2004 - Electoral Map
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Rob Corddry has at his disposal every conceivable type of map to represent our divided electorate.
11/02/2004
01:43

Kerry Concedes
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John Kerry concedes; Rob Corddry believes that the Democrats have a "real sense of pride" in their clear loss.
11/03/2004
01:33

Headlines - Kerry Concession Speech
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John Kerry gives his concession speech and Jon Stewart realizes why Kerry lost the race.
11/03/2004
03:57

Chuck Schumer Pt. 1
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Jon Stewart talks to Senator Chuck Schumer talks about the outcome of the 2004 election and why the Republicans won.
11/03/2004
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