The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Indecision 2009 - Polish That Turd
Season 14 • 11/04/2009
The turd polishers turn Jon Corzine, Creigh Deeds and Doug Hoffman into winners.
Indecision 2009 - Vote or Keep Going About Your DayThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Mike Bloomberg connects with the common man, Jon Corzine attacks Chris Christie's waistline, and Doug Hoffman passes Glenn Beck's test.
Moment of Zen - Glenn Beck Tests Doug HoffmanThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Glenn Beck quizzes Doug Hoffman, the conservative Congressional candidate for New York's 23rd district.
David PlouffeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
David Plouffe talks about Barack Obama's long-term approach to policies on energy, health care and the financial system.
Indecision 2009 - Reindecision 2008 and BeyondThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
John Oliver, Sam Bee and Aasif Mandvi speculate on how they'll handle New York's 23rd District election results.
Is Our Dick Going Soft?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Dick Cheney recognizes his handwritten notes on Joe Wilson's op-ed piece, but he can't recall why he wrote them.
Moment of Zen - Earthquakes, Litmus Tests and Civil WarsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
The media reports on the political earthquake and civil war in the Democratic Party.
Can't Get Queer From HereThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Maine voters want to be tolerant of gays, but unfortunately, they weren't born that way.
Moment of Zen - Asking Mommy for PancakesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
You can't order change in American government as easily as you can ask Mommy for pancakes.
Daily/Colbert - Faulty Al Gore InterviewThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Stephen wants to know why Jon's interview with Al Gore was like a faulty computer program.
Al GoreThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Al Gore believes new technologies like renewable electricity, the supergrid and electric cars will help solve the global warming crisis.
Indecision 2009 - Polish That TurdThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
The losers of the New Jersey, Virginia and New York elections become winners thanks to some turd polishing.
Susan RiceThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Susan Rice says the world's attitude towards the United States has improved at the UN since President Obama took office.
Intro - Congratulations to the YankeesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
With their 27th win, the Yankees now have a few more World Series titles than the Mets.
Moment of Zen - Two Million Dollars Per WordThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
The health care reform bill has five times as many words as the Torah and costs over $2 million per word.
The 11/3 ProjectThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
There's a war going on in America, and the stakes are nothing less than Glenn Beck's internal organs.
Health Care: Bigger, Longer and UncutThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Jason Jones repeats House Republicans' objections to the bloated Frankenstein of a heath care bill.
Moment of Zen - Awaiting President ObamaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
President Obama walks past the podium and into the Oval Office.
Back in Black - Stickle Me ElmoThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
The swine flu vaccine shortage is the perfect marketing tool for this season's must-have toy: Stickle Me Elmo.
The Men Who Stare at VotesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
The House of Representatives finally passes health care reform after the exciting pre-game festivities.
Kit BondThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Kit Bond recommends a "smart power" strategy in Afghanistan and pushes private choice for Medicare.
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