The Colbert Report
Benjamin Barber
Season 3 E 39 • 03/21/2007

Benjamin Barber explains why consumer culture is bad for humanity and Stephen inquires as to whether he's a Subway or a Quiznos man.

Watching

00:27

The Colbert ReportS3 E38
Intro - 3/20/07

Scientist do some renovating inside the womb, Stephen gives us a reason to visit Canada, and country musician Willie Nelson stops by.
03/20/2007
05:06

The Colbert ReportS3 E38
Willie Nelson

Stephen and Willie Nelson sample each other's ice creams for the first time. Willie enjoys Americone Dream and Stephen accepts an unspoken apology.
03/20/2007
03:19

The Colbert ReportS3 E38
The Word - Supernatural

After reading an article about babies being "turned straight" in the womb, Stephen feels everything should be genetically engineered to look more like the Bible says.
03/20/2007
01:49

The Colbert ReportS3 E38
ThreatDown - Polar Bear Cub

After a mama polar bear rejected her cub the zoo planned to care for it but activist Frank Albrecht felt the cub should be killed -- Stephen agrees.
03/20/2007
02:48

The Colbert ReportS3 E39
Impeach Bush

Stephen supports President Bush by antagonizing the Democrats and telling Congress to strap on their balls.
03/21/2007
01:29

The Colbert ReportS3 E39
Stephen's Stoned Friend

After the ice cream feud is finally settled, Stephen hangs out with Willie Nelson on his tour bus and Willie becomes Stephen's new stoned friend.
03/21/2007
00:04

The Colbert ReportS3 E39
Sign Off - Goodnights

Stephen bids his many goodnights.
03/21/2007
03:31

The Colbert ReportS3 E39
The Word - Sex

Richard Cizik's speaking out about hurting the environment dilutes Christianity's first priority of promoting sexual abstinence.
03/21/2007
00:32

The Colbert ReportS3 E39
Intro - 3/21/07

Evangelicals can't see eye to eye on global warming, Stephen presents a segment in the name of writing off his summer home and Benjamin Barber stops by to not plug his book.
03/21/2007
04:53

The Colbert ReportS3 E39
Better Know a District - New York's 22nd - Maurice Hinchey

Stephen speaks with Congressman Maurice Hinchey about New York's 22nd district, the brown acid, great one-liners of the Borsch Belt and the best way to bring the troops home.
03/21/2007
06:29

The Colbert ReportS3 E39
Benjamin Barber

Benjamin Barber explains why consumer culture is bad for humanity and Stephen inquires as to whether he's a Subway or a Quiznos man.
03/21/2007
01:37

The Colbert ReportS3 E40
Infomosexual Graphics

Stephen explains that USA Today printed a homosexually suggestive infographic in its money section.
03/22/2007
01:24

The Colbert ReportS3 E40
Face-Reading Expert

A face-reading expert from the Chicago Sun Times analyzes the features of Stephen's face.
03/22/2007
00:32

The Colbert ReportS3 E40
Intro - 3/22/07

Washington, D.C. may get a vote, Louisiana bans cockfighting and Steven interviews CBS Evening News anchorwoman Katie Couric.
03/22/2007
04:45

The Colbert ReportS3 E40
Sport Report - NCAA Final Four

Stephen discusses March Madness and then talks with Coach Mancini of the Saginaw Spirit about the upcoming playoffs.
03/22/2007
00:13

The Colbert ReportS3 E40
Sign Off - Future

Stephen encourages his audience to join him for his upcoming show on Monday -- in the future.
03/22/2007
06:29

The Colbert ReportS3 E40
Katie Couric

Stephen wonders if Katie Couric would have an easier time delivering the news if she did it as a man.
03/22/2007
04:36

The Colbert ReportS3 E40
Eleanor Holmes Norton

Stephen doesn't see why D.C. residents should get a vote in Congress if they could just open a window and yell to have their voices heard.
03/22/2007
02:21

The Colbert ReportS3 E41
Mummy

Stephen missed his chance to bid in future auctions with an ancient mummified hand for a paddle.
03/26/2007
02:09

The Colbert ReportS3 E41
Torture Gonzales

How dare Chuck Hagel say we're living in a monarchy? The president should confiscate his lands and deny his peerage.
03/26/2007
03:48

The Colbert ReportS3 E41
Stephen Colbert Day

Oshawa, Ontario celebrates Stephen Colbert Day with a look-a-like contest.
03/26/2007