The Colbert Report

Benjamin Barber

Season 3 • 03/21/2007

Benjamin Barber believes that capitalism manufactures needs instead of goods.

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The Colbert ReportS3
Intro - 3/20/07

Scientist do some renovating inside the womb, Stephen gives us a reason to visit Canada, and country musician Willie Nelson stops by.
03/20/2007
05:06

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Willie Nelson

Stephen and Willie Nelson sample each other's ice creams for the first time. Willie enjoys Americone Dream and Stephen accepts an unspoken apology.
03/20/2007
03:19

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The Word - Supernatural

After reading an article about babies being "turned straight" in the womb, Stephen feels everything should be genetically engineered to look more like the Bible says.
03/20/2007
01:49

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ThreatDown - Polar Bear Cub

After a mama polar bear rejected her cub the zoo planned to care for it but activist Frank Albrecht felt the cub should be killed -- Stephen agrees.
03/20/2007
02:48

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Impeach Bush

Stephen supports President Bush by antagonizing the Democrats and telling Congress to strap on their balls.
03/21/2007
01:29

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Stephen's Stoned Friend

After the ice cream feud is finally settled, Stephen hangs out with Willie Nelson on his tour bus and Willie becomes Stephen's new stoned friend.
03/21/2007
00:04

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Sign Off - Goodnights

Stephen bids his many goodnights.
03/21/2007
03:31

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The Word - Sex

Richard Cizik's speaking out about hurting the environment dilutes Christianity's first priority of promoting sexual abstinence.
03/21/2007
00:32

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Intro - 3/21/07

Evangelicals can't see eye to eye on global warming, Stephen presents a segment in the name of writing off his summer home and Benjamin Barber stops by to not plug his book.
03/21/2007
04:53

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Better Know a District - New York's 22nd - Maurice Hinchey

Stephen speaks with Congressman Maurice Hinchey about New York's 22nd district, the brown acid, great one-liners of the Borsch Belt and the best way to bring the troops home.
03/21/2007
06:29

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Benjamin Barber

Benjamin Barber explains why consumer culture is bad for humanity and Stephen inquires as to whether he's a Subway or a Quiznos man.
03/21/2007
01:37

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Infomosexual Graphics

Stephen explains that USA Today printed a homosexually suggestive infographic in its money section.
03/22/2007
01:24

The Colbert ReportS3
Face-Reading Expert

A face-reading expert from the Chicago Sun Times analyzes the features of Stephen's face.
03/22/2007
00:32

The Colbert ReportS3
Intro - 3/22/07

Washington, D.C. may get a vote, Louisiana bans cockfighting and Steven interviews CBS Evening News anchorwoman Katie Couric.
03/22/2007
04:45

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Sport Report - NCAA Final Four

Stephen discusses March Madness and then talks with Coach Mancini of the Saginaw Spirit about the upcoming playoffs.
03/22/2007
00:13

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Sign Off - Future

Stephen encourages his audience to join him for his upcoming show on Monday -- in the future.
03/22/2007
06:29

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Katie Couric

Stephen wonders if Katie Couric would have an easier time delivering the news if she did it as a man.
03/22/2007
04:36

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Eleanor Holmes Norton

Stephen doesn't see why D.C. residents should get a vote in Congress if they could just open a window and yell to have their voices heard.
03/22/2007
02:21

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Mummy

Stephen missed his chance to bid in future auctions with an ancient mummified hand for a paddle.
03/26/2007
02:09

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Torture Gonzales

How dare Chuck Hagel say we're living in a monarchy? The president should confiscate his lands and deny his peerage.
03/26/2007
03:48

The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen Colbert Day

Oshawa, Ontario celebrates Stephen Colbert Day with a look-a-like contest.
03/26/2007
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