The Colbert Report
Intro - 9/17/08
Season 4 • 09/17/2008
John McCain thinks America should marry a really rich woman.
Intro - 9/16/08The Colbert ReportS4
A sex scandal rocks the Department of the Interior, but from what Stephen understands, they were rocking each other's interiors.
Tyson SlocumThe Colbert ReportS4
Consumer advocate Tyson Slocum says the oil companies are standing in the way of America getting off its addiction to oil.
Financial Advice From GorlockThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen gets sound advice from his financial advisor Gorlock.
ThreatDown - Icebergs!The Colbert ReportS4
Thanks to global warming, we've almost defeated the iceberg menace.
Rick ReillyThe Colbert ReportS4
Rick Reilly's charity, Nothing but Nets, keeps kids from dying of malaria in Africa.
McCain Attacks ObamaThe Colbert ReportS4
John McCain has not accepted Stephen's invitation to appear on the show, so he has no choice but to spread horrible lies about him.
Country FirstThe Colbert ReportS4
Just imagine if our nation's greatest heroes had put bladder before country.
The Word - PowerlessThe Colbert ReportS4
George W. Bush hasn't failed to catch Osama bin Laden because of errors in judgment, it's because he doesn't have superpowers.
Stephen & the Colberts' Music VideoThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen finds his old music video from the 80s "Charlene (I'm Right Behind You)."
Intro - 9/17/08The Colbert ReportS4
John McCain responds to the ongoing economic crisis by suggesting America marry a really rich woman.
Maria BartiromoThe Colbert ReportS4
Maria Bartiromo tells Stephen we shouldn't have knee-jerk reactions to the Wall Street collapse.
Richard Garriott Takes Stephen to SpaceThe Colbert ReportS4
If the aliens create an alien/human hybrid, Stephen wants to be the top half.
Smokin' Pole - American Arctic ExpertThe Colbert ReportS4
We will send Sarah Palin into the Arctic armed with nothing more than a hunting rifle and a tube of lipstick.
Off to the EmmysThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen wishes the best of luck to anyone who is him.
Intro - 9/18/08The Colbert ReportS4
The fight for the Arctic wealth heats up almost as fast as the Arctic.
Stephen Wants an EmmyThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen insults Academy of Television Arts and Sciences Chairman John Schaffner so he can win an Emmy.
The Word - OhMyGodSocietyIsCollapsing...The Colbert ReportS4
We have to give unchecked financial power to the president and his appointees so they can implement a plan that no one understands.
Intro - 9/23/08The Colbert ReportS4
The government wants to spend $700 billion to bail out Wall Street. What's the quickest way to set up a massive failing firm?
John McCain's Theme SongThe Colbert ReportS4
If Jackson Browne didn't want John McCain to use his song, then why did he write it about Barack Obama?
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