The Colbert Report

Intro - 9/17/08

Season 4 • 09/17/2008

John McCain thinks America should marry a really rich woman.

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Intro - 9/16/08
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A sex scandal rocks the Department of the Interior, but from what Stephen understands, they were rocking each other's interiors.
09/16/2008
04:36

Tyson Slocum
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Consumer advocate Tyson Slocum says the oil companies are standing in the way of America getting off its addiction to oil.
09/16/2008
03:00

Financial Advice From Gorlock
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Stephen gets sound advice from his financial advisor Gorlock.
09/16/2008
07:06

ThreatDown - Icebergs!
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Thanks to global warming, we've almost defeated the iceberg menace.
09/16/2008
03:46

Rick Reilly
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Rick Reilly's charity, Nothing but Nets, keeps kids from dying of malaria in Africa.
09/16/2008
03:29

McCain Attacks Obama
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John McCain has not accepted Stephen's invitation to appear on the show, so he has no choice but to spread horrible lies about him.
09/17/2008
06:18

Bob Lutz
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Bob Lutz explains how GM's new electric car works.
09/17/2008
04:00

Country First
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Just imagine if our nation's greatest heroes had put bladder before country.
09/17/2008
03:05

The Word - Powerless
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George W. Bush hasn't failed to catch Osama bin Laden because of errors in judgment, it's because he doesn't have superpowers.
09/17/2008
01:55

Stephen & the Colberts' Music Video
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Stephen finds his old music video from the 80s "Charlene (I'm Right Behind You)."
09/17/2008
00:35

Intro - 9/17/08
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John McCain responds to the ongoing economic crisis by suggesting America marry a really rich woman.
09/17/2008
05:34

Maria Bartiromo
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Maria Bartiromo tells Stephen we shouldn't have knee-jerk reactions to the Wall Street collapse.
09/18/2008
03:54

Richard Garriott Takes Stephen to Space
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If the aliens create an alien/human hybrid, Stephen wants to be the top half.
09/18/2008
03:29

Smokin' Pole - American Arctic Expert
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We will send Sarah Palin into the Arctic armed with nothing more than a hunting rifle and a tube of lipstick.
09/18/2008
00:11

Off to the Emmys
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Stephen wishes the best of luck to anyone who is him.
09/18/2008
00:31

Intro - 9/18/08
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The fight for the Arctic wealth heats up almost as fast as the Arctic.
09/18/2008
06:22

Stephen Wants an Emmy
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Stephen insults Academy of Television Arts and Sciences Chairman John Schaffner so he can win an Emmy.
09/18/2008
05:00

The Word - OhMyGodSocietyIsCollapsing...
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We have to give unchecked financial power to the president and his appointees so they can implement a plan that no one understands.
09/23/2008
00:29

Intro - 9/23/08
The Colbert ReportS4

The government wants to spend $700 billion to bail out Wall Street. What's the quickest way to set up a massive failing firm?
09/23/2008
02:25

John McCain's Theme Song
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If Jackson Browne didn't want John McCain to use his song, then why did he write it about Barack Obama?
09/23/2008
03:44

Stephen Loses to Don Rickles
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Stephen punishes one of his writers for helping Don Rickles win an Emmy.
09/23/2008
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