The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Election Night - Choose and Lose
Season 5 • 11/09/2000
The residents of Palm Beach County want Vance DeGeneres to settle down with a nice girl.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Indecision 2000 - Not Steps
The first steps of Stephen Colbert's daughter are now reportedly too close to call.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Indecision 2000 - Margarine
Nancy Walls reports that Bush's lead over Gore is only by the slightest of margarines, er, margins.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 The Other Big Story
Hillary Clinton defeats Rick Lazio in the New York Senate race despite his dimples' popularity amongst white voters.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Indecision 2000 - Day 38
Amidst the controversy of the 2000 election everyone seems to agree on one thing: Holy f@#king s@#t.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Michael Moore
The pork fried shrimp at the Chinese restaurant is not called Moo Goo Pat Buchanan.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - Pat Buchanan
Pat Buchanan can't believe that someone would vote for him by accident.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - The Legend of Bagger Vance
Golf isn't a metaphor for life, it's just the game your father loved more than your mother or you.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Indecision 2000 - Florida Recount Results
The recounting of votes in Florida will never end.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 This Just In - Jewel and The Gang
Thieves were foiled when they realized the stolen diamond was too big to sneak out in Nigel's ass.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Indecision 2000 - Clinton Laughing
Bill Clinton took time out of his busy schedule to speak to reporters about the election.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Election Night - Choose and Lose
The people of Palm Beach County are independent minded immigrants from Poland, Russia, the Ukraine and a large constituency from the lower east side in Long Island.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - Three Kinds of Chads
There are three kinds of chads.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Ass-ist
To test the effectiveness of the Assist invention Vance DeGeneres had both of his arms broken.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Indecision 2000 - The Good, The Chad and The Ugly
The 2000 Presidential election will be decided by Florida Judges, dimpled chads, and the counting skills of part time municipal employees.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Adam Sandler
Surprisingly, for the amount of time they spent wandering in the desert, Jews don't have tough feet.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Today's Stories
Jon Stewart recaps the day's top stories and previews Stephen Colbert's piece tomorrow at the heart of Florida's election crisis.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Indecision 2000 - The Nation of Chad
The African nation of Chad is abuzz and surprised at the affect it is having on American politics.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Indecision 2000 - Movie Taglines
Pregnant of dimpled chads do not officially count as votes in the state of Florida.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Indecision 2000 - Recount
When it comes to deciding who's President, it's better to get it done right than it is to get it done fast.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - Too Raw, Herb?
Senior citizens in Florida enjoy their rib eye lunch.
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