The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Election Night - Choose and Lose
Season 5 • 11/09/2000
The residents of Palm Beach County want Vance DeGeneres to settle down with a nice girl.
Indecision 2000 - Not StepsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The first steps of Stephen Colbert's daughter are now reportedly too close to call.
Indecision 2000 - MargarineThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Nancy Walls reports that Bush's lead over Gore is only by the slightest of margarines, er, margins.
The Other Big StoryThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Hillary Clinton defeats Rick Lazio in the New York Senate race despite his dimples' popularity amongst white voters.
Indecision 2000 - Day 38The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Amidst the controversy of the 2000 election everyone seems to agree on one thing: Holy f@#king s@#t.
Michael MooreThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The pork fried shrimp at the Chinese restaurant is not called Moo Goo Pat Buchanan.
Moment of Zen - Pat BuchananThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Pat Buchanan can't believe that someone would vote for him by accident.
Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - The Legend of Bagger VanceThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Golf isn't a metaphor for life, it's just the game your father loved more than your mother or you.
Indecision 2000 - Florida Recount ResultsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The recounting of votes in Florida will never end.
This Just In - Jewel and The GangThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Thieves were foiled when they realized the stolen diamond was too big to sneak out in Nigel's ass.
Indecision 2000 - Clinton LaughingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Bill Clinton took time out of his busy schedule to speak to reporters about the election.
Election Night - Choose and LoseThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The people of Palm Beach County are independent minded immigrants from Poland, Russia, the Ukraine and a large constituency from the lower east side in Long Island.
Moment of Zen - Three Kinds of ChadsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
There are three kinds of chads.
Ass-istThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
To test the effectiveness of the Assist invention Vance DeGeneres had both of his arms broken.
Indecision 2000 - The Good, The Chad and The UglyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The 2000 Presidential election will be decided by Florida Judges, dimpled chads, and the counting skills of part time municipal employees.
Adam SandlerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Surprisingly, for the amount of time they spent wandering in the desert, Jews don't have tough feet.
Today's StoriesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon Stewart recaps the day's top stories and previews Stephen Colbert's piece tomorrow at the heart of Florida's election crisis.
Indecision 2000 - The Nation of ChadThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The African nation of Chad is abuzz and surprised at the affect it is having on American politics.
Indecision 2000 - Movie TaglinesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Pregnant of dimpled chads do not officially count as votes in the state of Florida.
Indecision 2000 - RecountThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
When it comes to deciding who's President, it's better to get it done right than it is to get it done fast.
Moment of Zen - Too Raw, Herb?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Senior citizens in Florida enjoy their rib eye lunch.
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